FabSwingers.com forum: you know youre old when

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sitting in bed watching buffy the vampire slayer is your idea of heaven.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You can only message people between 85-99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting in bed watching buffy the vampire slayer is your idea of heaven."

I used to do that when I was younger !!

*sometimes I'd even have clothes on at the time !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can only message people between 85-99"

oh damn. My old lady hips wont keep up with them youngsters no more.

Bring on the oldies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sitting in bed watching buffy the vampire slayer is your idea of heaven.

I used to do that when I was younger !!

*sometimes I'd even have clothes on at the time !

Yes but i still watch it. Im stuck in a time warp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting in bed watching buffy the vampire slayer is your idea of heaven."

I can't sit still when the theme tune plays!! I jump up and attack anyone in my way with karate moves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to have a snooze after my dinner now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sitting in bed watching buffy the vampire slayer is your idea of heaven.

I can't sit still when the theme tune plays!! I jump up and attack anyone in my way with karate moves

im convinced i was buffy in a former life. .. Or it might have been a dream involving spike and angel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remember that "Muffin the mule" was a children's puppet Television show and not an illegal sexual act with a herbivore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You reach over for the oxygen bottle after you cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting in bed watching buffy the vampire slayer is your idea of heaven.

I used to do that when I was younger !!

*sometimes I'd even have clothes on at the time !

Yes but i still watch it. Im stuck in a time warp.

i watch charmed.

V says its for teenage girls but i love it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to get your ear hair burnt off at the Turkish barbers lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When you sit in a chair and say 'ahh' as you settle down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you suddenly realise your 50th birthday is this year

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

When the smell of pee isn't coming from the cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you sit in a chair and say 'ahh' as you settle down

and say ARGHHHHH as you try to get up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look down at the "youth of today" with their skinny jeans, penny boards/scooters & Snapcaps.

Wear some baggy jeans if you're gonna skate & do some bloody tricks!

Also, put your hat on properly & take the stickers off it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you suddenly realise your 50th birthday is this year

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or someone just reminds you its your 51st in 26 days

Thanks guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you stumble across some hot young trannies profile and it makes you sob …

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

or some hot old grannie's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in my 40s and still can't grow a proper mustache which is gutting as I know women my age who have awesome ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you suddenly realise your 50th birthday is this year

When your 50th was last year! Lol

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

I realised at 35 that I was old when other guys my age were all talking about the:

A-team

Knight Rider

Commodore 64

The young guy (aged 18) knew of them vaugly then I mentioned "betamax" video players. But the young guy NEVER heard of Betamax.

Damn I feel old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you go for a walk and after a few miles think,blimey,ill have to get the bus back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I realised at 35 that I was old when other guys my age were all talking about the:

A-team

Knight Rider

Commodore 64

The young guy (aged 18) knew of them vaugly then I mentioned "betamax" video players. But the young guy NEVER heard of Betamax.

Damn I feel old"

What is Betamax then??

When the waist of your trousers slowly creeps up towards your chest.

You take a liking to bingo,

Your nasal hair grows quicker than the hair on your head.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Fleece lined slipper boots with zips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You run for 3kms and your left knee lets you know you are old!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're old when your watching porn and think that bed looks so comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Commodore 64"

The horror!

ZX Spectrum all the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random strangers ask you if the baby clothes you're buying are for your first grandchild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start feeling a tad self-conscious buying funky coloured knee-socks….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you trip over your tits :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get turned down on a credit card application because you used your 'Internet age'.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"When you trip over your tits :D"

I've been doing that for years

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

When you relate to most of these posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you press the button harder on the remote control when it won't work

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By *piderxMan
over a year ago

west lothian

When your chatting to the young guy at work about live aid then realise he wasn't even born then

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

When you make that groaning sound as you get up off the settee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you don't laugh at these posts, you just nod knowingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I tell people that the beautiful 9 year old girl I am with is my granddaughter, all I get back is she's cute........

That one hurts a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I have to use a mounting block to get on my horses, and I know when I fall off it will hurt and something will get broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I can get on all fours easily, but need help getting back up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When no 1 want to chat to. U

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

the term hanging around refers to your tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When those in the office see u as the " mother figure "

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Bieber starts to shave

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Sitting in bed watching buffy the vampire slayer is your idea of heaven."

sitting in bed watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer is something your daughter used to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get friction burn on your nipples when you walk x

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"When you press the button harder on the remote control when it won't work"

and when that doesn't work you take they out and rub them in your hands or put them in the airing cupboard!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

When everything creacks and grates when you get up in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get up and walk into the kitchen, proceed to stand there for a few minutes looking round thinking why did I come in here, return to the lounge, sit down and remember you wanted a cloth to clean your glasses so get up again and return to kitchen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start chatting to the cat about the weather.

I need a night out I think.

Nette

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By *ussiesCouple
over a year ago

gwent

When your driving to work, stop at a crossing for a young beautiful woman to cross, you see she,s very little, and you say to yourself, Phew i bet she,s cold, she should be wearing a big coat,

then you slap your head, and say out loud, wtf did i just say that for,

yes i know, that was me today Haha

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

You know your old when music group/bands you knew from late 80's/early 90's crops up in talks and young guys don't know who they are.

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