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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have spent many hours studying Fab and have come up with the following formula for success for single men.

Cock size + Height - The amount of moaning threads you post ÷ Messages sent x How many kittens you own = Your chance for a meet!

Mine is 5%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your chances are higher cos your a ginge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your chances are higher cos your a ginge "

Where are you! I bought you two days ago and no word on if you have been posted yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your chances are higher cos your a ginge

Where are you! I bought you two days ago and no word on if you have been posted yet? "

Currently in bed in south devon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your chances are higher cos your a ginge

Where are you! I bought you two days ago and no word on if you have been posted yet?

Currently in bed in south devon "

Same but in London!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have spent many hours studying Fab and have come up with the following formula for success for single men.

Cock size + Height - The amount of moaning threads you post ÷ Messages sent x How many kittens you own = Your chance for a meet!

Mine is 5%

"

You're equation can be enhanced to boost your chances by adding the following!

Witty forum posts + flanter - perceived negativeness of status update x non stereotypical profile photos + visits to clubs/socials

Should boost your numbers from 5% to at least 6 or 7!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have spent many hours studying Fab and have come up with the following formula for success for single men.

Cock size + Height - The amount of moaning threads you post ÷ Messages sent x How many kittens you own = Your chance for a meet!

Mine is 5%

You're equation can be enhanced to boost your chances by adding the following!

Witty forum posts + flanter - perceived negativeness of status update x non stereotypical profile photos + visits to clubs/socials

Should boost your numbers from 5% to at least 6 or 7! "

You forgot the variable (facial area attractiveness) So back down to 5 I go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moaning and whinging = zero chance of meeting, even if the gent is built like a Greek god/hung like a horse/looks like a young Timothy Dalton/has zillion kittens and puppies/whatever...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Moaning and whinging = zero chance of meeting, even if the gent is built like a Greek god/hung like a horse/looks like a young Timothy Dalton/has zillion kittens and puppies/whatever...

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Please refer back to the equation! Many hours of research has gone in to this to make it accurate to 0.00000000001%.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Cock size + Height - The amount of moaning threads you post x (no of verifications from couples x 0.8) x (no of verifications from opposite sex singles x 0.4 or male on male singles 0.1 or female on female singles at 2.0) x (bi status, which is straight = 0.8, bi = 0.7, gay m = 0.3 gay f = 2) X cock pics (1-3 @ 0.2 per pic, 4+ = 0.01 per pic) ÷ Messages sent x How many kittens you own ÷ profile help requests not followed - difference in no of kittens you claim to own = Your chance for a meet, on a good day!

This isn't complicated enough, as the sample size surveyed is still relatively small, so p value is nowhere near 0.05.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cock size + Height - The amount of moaning threads you post x (no of verifications from couples x 0.8) x (no of verifications from opposite sex singles x 0.4 or male on male singles 0.1 or female on female singles at 2.0) x (bi status, which is straight = 0.8, bi = 0.7, gay m = 0.3 gay f = 2) X cock pics (1-3 @ 0.2 per pic, 4+ = 0.01 per pic) ÷ Messages sent x How many kittens you own ÷ profile help requests not followed - difference in no of kittens you claim to own = Your chance for a meet, on a good day!

This isn't complicated enough, as the sample size surveyed is still relatively small, so p value is nowhere near 0.05."

We are getting in to long division now! I'm in way above my head. Abort abort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moaning and whinging = zero chance of meeting, even if the gent is built like a Greek god/hung like a horse/looks like a young Timothy Dalton/has zillion kittens and puppies/whatever...

"

Pearls equation + the size of my "puppies" = User no longer on this site...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that makes our chance 0%

We are midgets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the womens equation just out of interest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whats the womens equation just out of interest? "

Men on site x messages received ÷ if batteries in vibrator working = meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats the womens equation just out of interest? "

Has a pulse + no clothes = 100%

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Whats the womens equation just out of interest?

Has a pulse + no clothes = 100% "

He sure knows how to make a lady feel special.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock size + Height - The amount of moaning threads you post x (no of verifications from couples x 0.8) x (no of verifications from opposite sex singles x 0.4 or male on male singles 0.1 or female on female singles at 2.0) x (bi status, which is straight = 0.8, bi = 0.7, gay m = 0.3 gay f = 2) X cock pics (1-3 @ 0.2 per pic, 4+ = 0.01 per pic) ÷ Messages sent x How many kittens you own ÷ profile help requests not followed - difference in no of kittens you claim to own = Your chance for a meet, on a good day!

This isn't complicated enough, as the sample size surveyed is still relatively small, so p value is nowhere near 0.05.

We are getting in to long division now! I'm in way above my head. Abort abort."

Is there an app for that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats the womens equation just out of interest?

Has a pulse + no clothes = 100%

He sure knows how to make a lady feel special..... "

Talking bollox on an internet forum, for humourous effect, may not be an indication of how special I can make a lady feel... Given the chance...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

zero kittens means my chance is zero

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cock size + Height - The amount of moaning threads you post x (no of verifications from couples x 0.8) x (no of verifications from opposite sex singles x 0.4 or male on male singles 0.1 or female on female singles at 2.0) x (bi status, which is straight = 0.8, bi = 0.7, gay m = 0.3 gay f = 2) X cock pics (1-3 @ 0.2 per pic, 4+ = 0.01 per pic) ÷ Messages sent x How many kittens you own ÷ profile help requests not followed - difference in no of kittens you claim to own = Your chance for a meet, on a good day!

This isn't complicated enough, as the sample size surveyed is still relatively small, so p value is nowhere near 0.05.

We are getting in to long division now! I'm in way above my head. Abort abort.

Is there an app for that? "

You will find an app for everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you're being modest

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