FabSwingers.com forum: Fabulous Film Quotes-What are your Favourites?

By *wned Em OP Couple
over a year ago

nuneaton

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a lot of people know this, but...."

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

someones been watching team america, lol

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

That there is Cundalini... and Cundalini wants his hand back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So do I,and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

Gandalf: "The Fellowship of the Rings"

Great line and ofcourse there's this beauty from "City Slickers"

"Woman need a reason to have sex, men, they just need a place".

Will come up with some more later.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

he is not the messiah,hes a very naughty boy. life of brian.

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By *andWnwcplCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

"That there is Cundalini... and Cundalini wants his hand back!"

ohhh mucho respect for the Mad Max quote :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it.."

"...Well, I thought, if I OWNED the bullet with my name on it I'll never get hit by it, will I, unless I shoot myself in the foot."

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

Hell I like you, You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

How tall are you private? 5ft9? I didn't know they stacked shit that high. You trying to squeeze and inch in on me somewhere huh? Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress....Do you suck dicks? Are you a Peter Puffer? I bet you're the kind of guy who'd fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you.

Sheer, unscripted genius from R Lee Ermy. Like being back at Sandhurst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"

Tony Montoua - Scarface

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before.

Mae West, Klondike Annie

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Or the complete favourite:

Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab.....I see you quiver with anticip...............................................................................................................................................ation!

Frankenfurter

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

We're going to need a bigger boat.

Yippee-kay-aye, motherfucker.

You can't handle the truth!

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Well, it's one louder, innit?

How 'bout some more beans, Mr Taggart?

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

You going to bark all day, little doggie?

I'll be back.

Don't cross the streams!!!

When this thing hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious shit!

Get away from her, you BITCH!

Gordon's alive???!!!

Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'.

I see dead people.

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Bring in the machine that goes "ping!"

We're putting the band back together.

Mother...oh God, mother....blood!

I ain't got time to bleed.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Sorry, forgot titles...

Jaws

Die Hard

A Few Good Men

Airplane

Spinal Tap

Blazing Saddles

Fight Club

Reservoir Dogs

Terminator 1/2/3/4/

Ghostbusters

Back To The Future

Aliens

Flash Gordon

Shawshank Redemption

Sixth Sense

Silence Of The Lambs

Monty Python's Meaning Of Life

Blues Brothers

Psycho

Predator

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"We're going to need a bigger boat.

Yippee-kay-aye, motherfucker.

You can't handle the truth!

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Well, it's one louder, innit?

How 'bout some more beans, Mr Taggart?

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

You going to bark all day, little doggie?

I'll be back.

Don't cross the streams!!!

When this thing hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious shit!

Get away from her, you BITCH!

Gordon's alive???!!!

Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'.

I see dead people.

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Bring in the machine that goes "ping!"

We're putting the band back together.

Mother...oh God, mother....blood!

I ain't got time to bleed."
now i was gonna say that !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be back!

Tony

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

im ready for my close up mr demille

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he is not the messiah,hes a very naughty boy. life of brian."

"Leave that welsh tart alone" I believe is the next line, wise words

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You're terrible, Muriel.

But to cry in front of you, is something id never do

Coughlin's law: never show surprise, never lose your cool.

Your only supposed to blow the bleeding doors off.

Tomorrow is another day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a grey place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Live for nothing, die for something"

Last Rambo film, a brilliant piece of work which made me realise why I liked the first one so much, and why the other two were so crap!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You only bought four men to capture me? I'm fucking insulted: Chronicles of Riddick

I can't remember the comment the baddie makes prior to Keenu Reeves' character decapitating him on top of the train...yeah, but I'm taller! Speed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's gotta be Rita, Sue and Bob too, when they're shagging in the car, and after he'd finished, Sue say "is that all we're getting", to which Bob replies..." I thought I were Greaattt!"

classic!

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By *INKKKYMan
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL/ WIRRAL

"You talking to me?!"...Robert(living legend) De Niro in taxi driver

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum"

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper in John Carpenter's "They Live!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm running this monkey farm now frankenstein, and I wanna know what the fuck your doing with my time!"

Day of the Dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tell michael it was only business"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to answer for Santino, Carlo. You fingered Sonny for the Barzini people

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By *erekduvallCouple
over a year ago

swansea

"Its Johny"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 from Zulu:

"The army doesn't like more than one disaster in a day".

"Looks bad in the newspapers and upsets civilians at their breakfast".

"The sentries report Zulus from the South West......Thousands of them".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what we have here is a failure to communicate" cool hand luke

also the "peace in inches" speech from any given sunday but its way too long for here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck it....".i dont know what to say,really...

3 minutes...to the biggest battle of our professional lives...all comes down to today...

Either, we heal, as a team, or we're gonna crumble...inch by inch, play by play...to we're finished, we're in hell right now, gentlemen...believe me...

and...we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us...or... we can fight our way back...into the light...we can climb outta hell...one inch at a time...now, i cant do it for you...im too old...i look around, i see this young faces,and i think...i mean,i've made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make...I...eh...I pissed away all my money, believe it or not...i chased off anyone's who's ever loved me...and lately,I cant even stand the face I see in the mirror...you know, when you get old in life,things get taken from you...well thats....thats part of life...but, you only learn that,when you start losing stuff...you find out, life's a game of inches...so is football...because, in either game,life or fottball,the margin for error is so small, i mean, one half a step too late, or too early, and you dont quite make it, one half second too slow, too fast, you dont quite catch it, the inches we need are everywhere around us... they're in every break of the game, every minute, every second....on this team, we fight for that inch... on this team, we tear ourselves and everyone else around us, to pieces for that inch...we claw with our fingernails for that inch...because we know,when we head up all those inches,thats gonna make the fucking difference, between winning and losing!

Between living and dying!! I'll tell you this: in any fight, its the guy who's willing to die,who's gonna win that inch...and I know, if im gonna have any life anymore...Its because I'm still willing to fight and die for that inch...because, thats what living is! The six inches in front of your face...!! now, i cant make you do it, you gotta look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes!now, i think you're gonna see a guy, who will go that inch with you...You're gonna see a guy, who will sacrifice himself, for this team, because he knows, when it comes down to it, you're gonna do the same for him... Thats a team, gentlemen...and, either we heal,NOW, as a team, or we will die...as individuals...thats football, guys...thats all it is...now, what are you gonna do?"" told you it was long lol

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

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By *eorge17Man
over a year ago

Leven

"2 from Zulu:

"The army doesn't like more than one disaster in a day".

"Looks bad in the newspapers and upsets civilians at their breakfast".

"The sentries report Zulus from the South West......Thousands of them"."

Do you know the name of the first Zulu to be shot?

The soldiers were told to fire at Will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hitler was better-looking than Churchill, he was a better dresser than Churchill, he had more hair, he told funnier jokes, and he could dance the pants off of Churchill!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?

-Pulp Fiction

First we get the power, then we get the money

-Scarface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.. our favourite

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

William Gibson came up with the classic

“The deadliest bullshit is odorless and transparent”

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Matthew Lawrence in the 2002 film cheats

“I stand before you knee-deep in the bullshit”

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

'We gonna need considerably bigger buns' - Calendar Girls

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By *aughtyHubbyMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

"There aint no Sanity Clause" - Marx Brothers.

"Things to do, things to get done, dont bother me with the details, just tell me when they're done" - Layer Cake.

"Everyone likes to walk through a door marked Private" - Layer Cake.

"This town needs an enima" - Batman

"You're gonna love me" - The Dark Knight

"Dont worry, we can walk to the kerb from here" - Woody Allen commenting on Annie Hall's poor parking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's the more foolish? The fool? Or the fool who follows him?

Ob1 Kenobi - Star Wars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to share a...revelation I had, during my time here. It came to me when I tried to...classify your species. I realised that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but...you humans do not.

You move to an area...and you multiply...until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to.. spread to another area.

There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is?

A virus. Humans beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet...and we are the cure!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

get thee to a nunnery!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Infamy! Infamy! ... They've all got it in for me!!

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Bring out the Gimp" Pulp Fiction.

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple
over a year ago

Takeley

I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope. Just beautiful. The Shawshank redemption. True love true friendship.

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple
over a year ago

Takeley

Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Andy being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.Couldn't resist.....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Al Pacino any given sunday

I don’t know what to say really.

Three minutes,

to the biggest battle of our professional lives,

all comes down to today.

Now either,

we heal as a team,

or we’re gonna crumble.

Inch by inch,

play by play,

till we’re finished.

We’re in hell right now, gentlemen.

Believe me.

And,

we can stay here and get the shit kicked out of us.

Or,

we can fight our way back … into the light.

We can climb out of hell.

One inch, at a time.

Now, I can’t do it for you.

I’m too old.

I look around, I see these young faces and I think,

I made every wrong choice a middle age man can make.

I pissed away all my money, believe it or not.

I chased off anyone who’s ever loved me.

And lately, I can’t even stand the face I see in the mirror.

You know, when you get old in life,

things get taken from you.

That’s part of life.

But, you only learn that when you start losing stuff.

You find out life’s this game of inches.

So is football.

Because in either game,

life or football,

the margin for error is so small.

I mean,

One half step too late or too early,

and you don’t quite make it.

One half second too slow, too fast,

you don’t quite catch it.

The inches we need are everywhere around us.

They’re in ever break of the game.

Every minute, every second.

On this team, we fight for that inch.

On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch.

We claw with our finger nails for that inch!

Because we know,

when we add up all those inches,

that’s gonna make the fucking difference between winning and losing!

Between living and dying!

I’ll tell you this:

In any fight,

it’s the guy who’s willing to die

who’s gonna win that inch.

And I know,

if I’m gonna have any life anymore,

it’s because, I’m still willing to fight and die for that inch

Because that’s what living is!

The six inches in front of your face!

Now I can’t make you do it!

You gotta look at the guy next to you.

Look into his eyes!

Now I think

you’re gonna see a guy?who will go that inch with you.

You’re gonna see a guy?who will sacrifice himself for this team

because he knows when it comes down to it,

you’re gonna do the same for him.

That’s a team, gentlemen.

And, either we heal – now! – as a team!

Or we will die as individuals.

That’s football guys.

That’s all it is.

Now, what are you gonna do?

on youtube its motivational

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Indefinitely."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?

No.

No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna fuck me?

Clarence Worley- True Romance

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Respect the cock! And tame the cunt! Tame it! Take it on headfirst with the skills that I will teach you at work and say no! You will not control me! No! You will not take my soul! No! You will not win this game! Because it's a game, guys. You want to think it's not, huh? You want to think it's not? Go back to the schoolyard and you have that crush on big-titted Mary Jane. Respect the cock. You are embedding this thought. I am the one who's in charge. I am the one who says yes! No! Now! Here! Because it's universal, man. It is evolutional. It is anthropological. It is biological. It is animal. We... are... men!

Frank T J Mackey- Magnolia

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

I feel the need the need for speed.

Top gun

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Rubber dinghy rapids!!

We have a Wookie down!

Both from Four Lions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We'll always have Paris." - Casablanca

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." - Gone with the wind

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By *exyangietgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

You/We better get some rest.

Let's get out of here!

One or other or both are in almost every film that's been made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the matter, boy? I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig. Let's squeal. Squeal now. Squeal. Squeal. Squeal louder. Louder. Louder, louder. Louder! Louder! Louder! Get down now, boy. There, get them britches down. That's that. You can do better than that, boy. You can do better than that. Come on, squeal. Squeal."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of fight clubs script

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Chronicles of Riddick: (Confronting a bounty hunter) “You made three mistakes. First, you took the job. Second, you traveled light. A four man crew for me? Fucking insulting. But most of all… (Toombs reaches for the gun rack)…Empty gun rack!

Vin...Diesel...I soooo would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top on....top off....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the smell of naplam in the morning, it smells of victory.

Charlie's point, Charlie don't surf.

Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moon light? I ask this of all my victims.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

now there s a man whos in desperatte need of a blowjob

good morning vietnam

life is just a box of chocolates

forrest gump

theres five men and two women trapped here, send reinforcements or three more women

groucho marx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lorain.......... You are my density

YOU!...... You wanted.......THESE!

Make like tree......... And leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All dressed up n no one to blow!

Lethal weapon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody move, or I'll kill every last motherfucking one of you!

Wake up! Time to die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do ya Like dags??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" you know who your fucking with boy ... im a green beret ! "

" I eat green beret's for breakfast and right now im VERY hungry ! "

Arnie in commando, king of the one liners lol !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Withnail and I......

Richard E Grant about to buy some drugs ....

" You can shove it up your ass for nothing and fuck off whilst your doing it "

Lol great line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chris tucker in Friday.....

" You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off. "

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By *utty_JiggleCouple
over a year ago

Black Country

They took a vov of celibacy.. Like there fathers, and there fathers before them

-- hot shots part duex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?

[Hands him the weather briefing]

Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

Airplane lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?

[Hands him the weather briefing]

Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

Airplane lol

Hehehe surely you can't be serious ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AHHHHGGGGHHHHH ..... Alan Rickman when he fell out of the window in Die Hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your only supposed to blow the bleeding doors off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Léon: The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn.

Leon.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?

[Hands him the weather briefing]

Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

Airplane lol

Hehehe surely you can't be serious ! Lol

Who you calling Shirley?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two from one of my fav films of all time...

The Thing...

"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH! "

And.....

"I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is. "

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

From Broken Arrow:

Giles Prentice: A Broken what?

Secretary Baird: Broken Arrow. It's a Class 4 Strategic Theatre Emergency. It's what we call it when we lose a nuclear weapon.

Giles Prentice: I don't know what's scarier, losing nuclear weapons, or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it.

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"Rubber dinghy rapids!!

We have a Wookie down!

Both from Four Lions."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men of honour

Jo: Don't you see? I'm not like you. The things I want...

[Jo sighs and takes Carl's hand]

Jo: The things I want are smaller. If I just work hard and keep my head down...

Carl Brashear: Your whole life will pass you by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pte. Thomas Cole: Why is it us? Why us?

Colour Sergeant Bourne: Because we're here, lad. Nobody else. Just us.

Zulu

Colour Sergeant Bourne: Mr. Witt, sir, be quiet now will you; there's a good gentleman. You'll upset the lads.

Zulu

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You think the waitress's hate you now? Wait till you give them crabs then you will know what real hatred is.

Cocktail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You think the waitress's hate you now? Wait till you give them crabs then you will know what real hatred is.

Cocktail"

Coughlins law!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

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over a year ago

Ezekiel 25:17

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Pulp Fiction

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand at post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

They may take our lives but they will never take our freedom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elwood: it's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses

Jake: hit it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Jessep: You want answers?

Kaffee (Tom Cruise): I think I'm entitled to them.

Jessep: You want answers?

Kaffee: I want the truth!

Jessep: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.

We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

Kaffee: Did you order the code red?

Jessep: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.

Kaffee: Did you order the code red?

Jessep: You're goddamn right I did!!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood."

Gordie - Stand By Me.

God I love that film.

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