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Those crazy North Korean's!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apparently they've managed to land an man on the Sun!! (Can't post a link so I've copied the text)

This just in: North Korea has landed a man on the Sun. 17-year-old Hung Il Gong started his journey at 3am this morning, travelling alone, to reach our nearest star, a journey that took him just 4 hours.

A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast: "We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening".

Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I'm sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of time.

The North Korean central news agency is calling the 18-hour mission the "greatest human achievement of our time" - and so they should, landing a man on the Sun, a trip that took 18 hours return, is quite the achievement, all things considered. I wonder if Dennis Rodman considered this a slam dunk for the country.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Wow! That is impressive. He was sensible going at night though: sneaking up and catching it from behind.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Wow! That is impressive. He was sensible going at night though: sneaking up and catching it from behind.

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Sounds a bit like dogging, when you put it that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder what factor Ambre Solaire he used?

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter

You know Noel Edmonds is gonna come out the spacecraft holding a 'gotcha'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you please tell me where you read this, I'm in need of a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love how he took the time to collect Sun spots for his uncle. What a thoughtful nephew he is...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could you please tell me where you read this, I'm in need of a laugh. "

Do you mind if I pm you? The forum rules prevent me posting the link.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just as credible as the spams landing on the moon last century

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

loving it

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The 4 hours travelling time was made even more impressive,

As his spacecraft broke down half way there,and he had to finish the journey on foot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm troubled by the fact that the people over there are so brainwashed that they believe this kind of propaganda!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'm troubled by the fact that the people over there are so brainwashed that they believe this kind of propaganda!"

I think they dare NOT believe it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pah!

I went last week - it's very overrated and not a Starbucks in sight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pah!

I went last week - it's very overrated and not a Starbucks in sight. "

I bet you beat the Germans to the sunbeds though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pah!

I went last week - it's very overrated and not a Starbucks in sight.

I bet you beat the Germans to the sunbeds though!! "

It was cloudy and raining!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pah!

I went last week - it's very overrated and not a Starbucks in sight.

I bet you beat the Germans to the sunbeds though!!

It was cloudy and raining! "

And I went at night!

Would have been far too hot and dangerous to go in the daytime - I might have gotten sunburn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pah!

I went last week - it's very overrated and not a Starbucks in sight.

I bet you beat the Germans to the sunbeds though!!

It was cloudy and raining! "

Ahhhh, You went to the east coast!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Fool! You shouldn't go on a Sunday!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

What's it like for parking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your fault for reading the Daily Mail, MrWho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's it like for parking? "

Don't know.

It was a cruise!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your fault for reading the Daily Mail, MrWho! "

oooh, that hurt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you please tell me where you read this, I'm in need of a laugh.

Do you mind if I pm you? The forum rules prevent me posting the link."

Go ahead.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"What's it like for parking?

Don't know.

It was a cruise! "

I hope you left Tom up there. He could look for a sofa to jump over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's it like for parking? "

free parking for two Hours in the Tesco Superstore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"I wonder what factor Ambre Solaire he used? "

He didn't, he used piz buin self tanning

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

I bet he was a little crispy on his return, someone tell him to use copious amounts of Aftersun and Aloe vera.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately this seems to have been a hoax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unfortunately this seems to have been a hoax. "

What? He never went to the sun? Lying little bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he take a wrong right turn then and forget to ask for directions? ...

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I watched a documentary a couple of days ago in which an American surgeon did 1000 cataract operations in just a few days in North Korea. When the patients took their bandages off and could see (often for the 1st time ever) they all bowed down to their "great leader" for restoring their sight

It also showed a border with South Korea. On the northern side there were 2 soldiers looking directly at each other and one looking back towards North Korea because preventing defectors is their biggest fear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unfortunately this seems to have been a hoax.

What? He never went to the sun? Lying little bastard! "

Course it's a hoax!

I'd have seen him when I went otherwise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They laugh at us for watching shows like Made in Chelsea for exactly the same reasons.

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