FabSwingers.com forum: Forced Celibacy

By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

Due to yesterday's op, I am celibate for the next couple of weeks (yes, I know it's not really that long but it seems like a lifetime to me).

So just to make my life even more miserable, the last 4 things I have heard on the telly are:

"it'll go in further than that"

"give it a hard push"

"you know you want to"

"I heard him relieve himself of her"

It's a bloody conspiracy I tell ye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwww hun I've healed up its been that long, but worry not celibacy isn't incurable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look on the bright side once the 4 weeks are up you can go off with a bang!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Due to yesterday's op, I am celibate for the next couple of weeks (yes, I know it's not really that long but it seems like a lifetime to me).

So just to make my life even more miserable, the last 4 things I have heard on the telly are:

"it'll go in further than that"

"give it a hard push"

"you know you want to"

"I heard him relieve himself of her"

It's a bloody conspiracy I tell ye

I can come up and feed ya grapes... I draw the line at wearing the nurses outfit though......

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By *wned EmCouple
over a year ago

nuneaton

You need CHOCOLATE! And lots of it!!

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

"Due to yesterday's op, I am celibate for the next couple of weeks (yes, I know it's not really that long but it seems like a lifetime to me).

So just to make my life even more miserable, the last 4 things I have heard on the telly are:

"it'll go in further than that"

"give it a hard push"

"you know you want to"

"I heard him relieve himself of her"

It's a bloody conspiracy I tell ye

"
Bloody hell you watching a porn film

Get well soon hun XXX

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

Fabs - nurses outfit or nothing!!!!

Em - I don't like chocolate

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By *wned EmCouple
over a year ago

nuneaton

"Fabs - nurses outfit or nothing!!!!

Em - I don't like chocolate

Seriously? Not even Lindor?

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

Pz - no, I was mainstream tv channel hopping (and thank you)

Em - seriously!!!

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over a year ago

Hope the time passes quickly for you _muma.........plenty of cold showers will help

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

mmmmmmmmmmm - shower sex.

ENOUGH!!!!!!!

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

4 weeks in a nunnery for you girl, that'll calm you down

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By *wned EmCouple
over a year ago

nuneaton

"Fabs - nurses outfit or nothing!!!!

Em - I don't like chocolate

Seriously? Not even Lindor?"

Can I have your Easter eggs then???

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Fabs - nurses outfit or nothing!!!!

Em - I don't like chocolate

Seriously? Not even Lindor?

Can I have your Easter eggs then???"

Em just for you- you can have half of what eggs I got....

what's half of nowt????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get well soon! Two weeks will fly past I am sure!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Ouch! OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you wont be able to walk past a butchers window without shakin lol xxx

seriously hope it goes in quick for you and you got a cheeky wee meet sorted for once you back on the go again xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could console yourself with keeping up with current events or maybe some retail therapy... Allow me to assist..

Malcolm McClaren has died. He was the manager of the SEX Pistols and former husband of Vivienne Westwood, with whom he founded a fashion outlet called 'SEX'.

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

you git Wishy - knew there was a reason I didn't like you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Due to yesterday's op, I am celibate for the next couple of weeks (yes, I know it's not really that long but it seems like a lifetime to me).

So just to make my life even more miserable, the last 4 things I have heard on the telly are:

"it'll go in further than that"

"give it a hard push"

"you know you want to"

"I heard him relieve himself of her"

It's a bloody conspiracy I tell ye

Don't despair - now is the ideal opportunity for you to become a Catholic Priest.

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