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By *enny the lip licker OP Man
over a year ago

bath bristol

Just how blooming funny is father ted,

Never get bored of watching it,

Carefully now, down with this sort of thing !!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ahhh go on......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Dougal... That is a small cock... The Sky remote is far away.

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By *uncan20004Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Doesn't Mary have a lovely bottom?

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By *enny the lip licker OP Man
over a year ago

bath bristol

I love my brick

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By *enny the lip licker OP Man
over a year ago

bath bristol

"Doesn't Mary have a lovely bottom?"

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By *onkers 76Man
over a year ago

pontypool

Ah go on Ted I'm sure he'd love it , I bet know one has ever said it to him before ............I DONT BELIEVE IT lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah go on Ted I'm sure he'd love it , I bet know one has ever said it to him before ............I DONT BELIEVE IT lol"

best ever!! lol

we have the boxset and watch it over and over every now and then

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By *onkers 76Man
over a year ago

pontypool

Oh Ted can we go on the crane of death , Dougal why is called the crane of death ? Because someone fell off last year and died

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would you like a cup of tea father?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would you like a cup of tea father?"

No thank you, Mrs Doyle, not right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tune in every Sunday night, usually double and sometimes triple episodes. Greeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Ted can we go on the crane of death , Dougal why is called the crane of death ? Because someone fell off last year and died "

have you listened to the tannoy announcements during the closing credits on that episode?

'attention, can we have anurse to the tunnel of (something, cant quite hear) there is a child stuck in the tunnel, can we have a nurse please'

'attention, can we have another nurse, there is a nurse stuck in the tunnel. a nurse and a child stuck in the tunnel'

its very very funny

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

it is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How has nobody mentioned the 'Speed 3' episode with the rigged milk float

That episode had me in stitches from beginning to end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the caravan holiday episode Graham Norton and loads others doing a Riverdance routine in the smallest caravan in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HE DID KICK ME UP THE ARSE!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would you like a cup of tea father?

No thank you, Mrs Doyle, not right now."

Ahh go on, theres always time for a nice cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there nothing to be said for another mass father

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By *uncan20004Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"How has nobody mentioned the 'Speed 3' episode with the rigged milk float

That episode had me in stitches from beginning to end"

"Mr Mustard is just wondering if he can put his enormous tool in my box..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would you like a cup of tea father?

No thank you, Mrs Doyle, not right now.

Ahh go on, theres always time for a nice cup of tea."

No, I'm not in the mood, thank you.

http://youtu.be/N20wHvMPTGs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the caravan holiday episode Graham Norton and loads others doing a Riverdance routine in the smallest caravan in the world "

I cried with laughter when i seen that one, i liked the other one with graham norton in it too, the one where they were in the caves, graham norton was brilliant.

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By *at2Couple
over a year ago

north Down

Pat was just wanting to put his big tool in my box father.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear you a Racist now Father.. should we all become Racists now?

and the one about the porn film coming to Craggy Island... Can you see his lad Father lol

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By *untime biatchWoman
over a year ago

ova by ea wales

"I hear you a Racist now Father.. should we all become Racists now?

and the one about the porn film coming to Craggy Island... Can you see his lad Father lol"
that is the funniest episode, my fave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder how many on here would fuck Mrs Doyle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an ecumenical matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they say it has irelands biggest lingerie section.

speed 3 is amazing

Pat Mustard : I'm a very careful man, Father.

Father Ted: Except when it comes to taking precautions in the bedroom.

Pat Mustard: You're not advocating the use of artifical contraeception now, are you?

Father Ted: Well, ye.....well, no...naturally.....well, not really....well, of course you'd........JUST FECK OFF

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By *onkers 76Man
over a year ago

pontypool

My lovely horse, running through the field , where are you going with your fetlocks flowing in the wind ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink feck girls

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Which is funniest? This is Mrs Brown?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is mrs Brown funny ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.....

SCREECHING COMPETITION

Hey dougal do you like oasis or bluuuuurrr

Feckin water

Lovely girls

My lovely horse

Can't think of anymore

Going to watch a few later hee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is mrs Brown funny ????

Errrr no it's like UHT MILK SHITE ....Speed 3 episode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ARSE!!!

Love Father Ted...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HE DID KICK ME UP THE ARSE!!!!!"

My fave episode ! The look on Len's face is priceless .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HE DID KICK ME UP THE ARSE!!!!!

My fave episode ! The look on Len's face is priceless .

DONT CALL HIM LEN, YA LITTLE BOLLOX!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dougal :

God, i've heard about these cults Ted, people dressing up in black and saying our lords coming back to save us all.

Father Ted:

No Dougal, that's us, that's Catholicism

Dougal:

Oh right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HE DID KICK ME UP THE ARSE!!!!!

My fave episode ! The look on Len's face is priceless .

how about Escape From Victory when they played the over 75's five a side football championship with dougal and the corner flag and mrs doyle chanting from a book in the stands - priceless

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've actually seen Ardal O'Hanlon doing stand up. It was just a short 15 minute routine but he was good.

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By *enny the lip licker OP Man
over a year ago

bath bristol

Love all these comments ,

My fave has to be speed on the milk float xx

Or the passion of st tubulis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was obviously sad when Dermot Morgan died, but I often wonder if it would have become tired had it gone on.

Saying that Graham Linehan seems to know when to end things and move on.

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

"Just how blooming funny is father ted,

Never get bored of watching it,

Carefully now, down with this sort of thing !!!

Drink!

Feck!

Arse!

Girls!

I'm a happy camper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh go wan, I want to get the boxed set now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they got lost in the lingerie department of a department store - fckn hilarious!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more4 23:15 tonight

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

When father Ted is waving at the Chinese people with the dirt on the window - hitler

Pure class

As for mrs Doyle ... Genius !

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By *enny the lip licker OP Man
over a year ago

bath bristol

"When father Ted is waving at the Chinese people with the dirt on the window - hitler

Pure class

As for mrs Doyle ... Genius ! "

Brilliant that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"more4 23:15 tonight"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When father Ted is waving at the Chinese people with the dirt on the window - hitler

Pure class

As for mrs Doyle ... Genius ! "

and you know, she was/is actually the youngest of the entire regular cast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"more4 23:15 tonight

Thanks

dude, i can do nothing but give lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"more4 23:15 tonight

Thanks

dude, i can do nothing but give lol"

If this is the lady speaking. Some guys can only dream of that

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"more4 23:15 tonight

Thanks

dude, i can do nothing but give lol

If this is the lady speaking. Some guys can only dream of that

lol "

lol, its not, its H, but i still dream of it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"more4 23:15 tonight

Thanks

dude, i can do nothing but give lol

If this is the lady speaking. Some guys can only dream of that

lol

lol, its not, its H, but i still dream of it lol"

You're nuts. Dreaming of it

. You should be living it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"more4 23:15 tonight

Thanks

dude, i can do nothing but give lol

If this is the lady speaking. Some guys can only dream of that

lol

lol, its not, its H, but i still dream of it lol

You're nuts. Dreaming of it

. You should be living it

when she is out with mates, its dreaming of it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"more4 23:15 tonight

Thanks

dude, i can do nothing but give lol

If this is the lady speaking. Some guys can only dream of that

lol

lol, its not, its H, but i still dream of it lol

You're nuts. Dreaming of it

. You should be living it

when she is out with mates, its dreaming of it lol"

Could always ask her mates round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"more4 23:15 tonight

Thanks

dude, i can do nothing but give lol

If this is the lady speaking. Some guys can only dream of that

lol

lol, its not, its H, but i still dream of it lol

You're nuts. Dreaming of it

. You should be living it

when she is out with mates, its dreaming of it lol

Could always ask her mates round

really really not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"more4 23:15 tonight

Thanks

dude, i can do nothing but give lol

If this is the lady speaking. Some guys can only dream of that

lol

lol, its not, its H, but i still dream of it lol

You're nuts. Dreaming of it

. You should be living it

when she is out with mates, its dreaming of it lol

Could always ask her mates round

really really not lol"

I meant as what mates do. Then after a few. Sneak her away from them, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"more4 23:15 tonight

Thanks

dude, i can do nothing but give lol

If this is the lady speaking. Some guys can only dream of that

lol

lol, its not, its H, but i still dream of it lol

You're nuts. Dreaming of it

. You should be living it

when she is out with mates, its dreaming of it lol

Could always ask her mates round

really really not lol

I meant as what mates do. Then after a few. Sneak her away from them, lol"

ah, no, having them here would make it very difficult for them to listen to the band they have gone to see lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"more4 23:15 tonight

Thanks

dude, i can do nothing but give lol

If this is the lady speaking. Some guys can only dream of that

lol

lol, its not, its H, but i still dream of it lol

You're nuts. Dreaming of it

. You should be living it

when she is out with mates, its dreaming of it lol

Could always ask her mates round

really really not lol

I meant as what mates do. Then after a few. Sneak her away from them, lol

ah, no, having them here would make it very difficult for them to listen to the band they have gone to see lol"

Didn't mean now. I meant in the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"more4 23:15 tonight

Thanks

dude, i can do nothing but give lol

If this is the lady speaking. Some guys can only dream of that

lol

lol, its not, its H, but i still dream of it lol

You're nuts. Dreaming of it

. You should be living it

when she is out with mates, its dreaming of it lol

Could always ask her mates round

really really not lol

I meant as what mates do. Then after a few. Sneak her away from them, lol

ah, no, having them here would make it very difficult for them to listen to the band they have gone to see lol

Didn't mean now. I meant in the future

ahhh, lol. well why didnt you say lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"more4 23:15 tonight

Thanks

dude, i can do nothing but give lol

If this is the lady speaking. Some guys can only dream of that

lol

lol, its not, its H, but i still dream of it lol

You're nuts. Dreaming of it

. You should be living it

when she is out with mates, its dreaming of it lol

Could always ask her mates round

really really not lol

I meant as what mates do. Then after a few. Sneak her away from them, lol

ah, no, having them here would make it very difficult for them to listen to the band they have gone to see lol

Didn't mean now. I meant in the future

ahhh, lol. well why didnt you say lol"

For all this fab information that is to your gain. You can donate her to me for one evening, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"more4 23:15 tonight

Thanks

dude, i can do nothing but give lol

If this is the lady speaking. Some guys can only dream of that

lol

lol, its not, its H, but i still dream of it lol

You're nuts. Dreaming of it

. You should be living it

when she is out with mates, its dreaming of it lol

Could always ask her mates round

really really not lol

I meant as what mates do. Then after a few. Sneak her away from them, lol

ah, no, having them here would make it very difficult for them to listen to the band they have gone to see lol

Didn't mean now. I meant in the future

ahhh, lol. well why didnt you say lol

For all this fab information that is to your gain. You can donate her to me for one evening, lol "

i gave you the start time for father ted.

thats sufficient lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"more4 23:15 tonight

Thanks

dude, i can do nothing but give lol

If this is the lady speaking. Some guys can only dream of that

lol

lol, its not, its H, but i still dream of it lol

You're nuts. Dreaming of it

. You should be living it

when she is out with mates, its dreaming of it lol

Could always ask her mates round

really really not lol

I meant as what mates do. Then after a few. Sneak her away from them, lol

ah, no, having them here would make it very difficult for them to listen to the band they have gone to see lol

Didn't mean now. I meant in the future

ahhh, lol. well why didnt you say lol

For all this fab information that is to your gain. You can donate her to me for one evening, lol

i gave you the start time for father ted.

thats sufficient lol"

I can safely say she's be more entertaining than father ted

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can guarantee that.

but we like to sit and watch it together so i have a great affinity for father ted

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By *n need of helpCouple
over a year ago

hull

my lovely horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my Briiiiiiick lol

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By * and c 82Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Never buy black socks from an ordinary shop. They'll shaft you every time

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