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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago
Bridgend |
"I was in London the other day, had some stuff to do in the morning, but had most of the day free, so I wandered round, seeing the sights and, mostly, stopping off at the different pubs for a refreshing pint of lager and a chat with the characters therein.
I was wandering along a very posh street, when I realised I needed to go real bad, and I couldnt find a public loo anywhere.
I was getting desperate, but there was no loo to be seen.... so I crept down a lane between two of these very posh houses, and, as they had high walls, thought I would get away with having a quick pee.
So, there I am, just getting the old boy out, when I feel a tap on my shoulder.
Its a policeman, who tells me I cant do that there.
"But I am bursting!!" I said, so he leads me down the lane, across a road and round the back of a very posh house, and opens the gate to the garden.
The garden was immaculate, one of the nicest I have ever seen, but I didnt bother looking around much, just had a massive pee.
"Man, that's what you call a close call!" I said....
"No, that's what you call the French Embassy" he said!!  "
Mart, you is soooooo bad lol  |
