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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A bloke has just told me that ' he knows his way round the bedroom' .... I can't stop chuckling ..... haahaaaaa

What phrases conjure up silly images in your head ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bloke has just told me that ' he knows his way round the bedroom' .... I can't stop chuckling ..... haahaaaaa

What phrases conjure up silly images in your head ?"

Is he a secret stalker of yours ?

Have Google StreetView been round taking pictures of your bedroom furniture and piles of discarded lingerie ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I had visions of him doing the Helen Keller round the headboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had visions of him doing the Helen Keller round the headboard."

Did he have his white stick out ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's not a phrase as such but the sign that says "Beware! Plant Crossing" always makes me laugh as I immediately imagine a sunflower walking across the road, carrying its pot.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I get that totall !

The one that says Heavy Plant Turning ...

FAT aspidistras

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not a phrase as such but the sign that says "Beware! Plant Crossing" always makes me laugh as I immediately imagine a sunflower walking across the road, carrying its pot.

"

That one scares me I always think of Triffids

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

the lollipop lady with her stop children sign I always want to put "use a durex lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sign not in use" above motorways!

Yes it is. It's saying "Sign not in use" FFS!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

On here the verifications that say "lovely cock and he knows how to use it". I should hope so, he's had it all of his life.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

The sign that says "Slow Children" always makes me think well maybe they shouldn't be allowed out on their own, let alone crossing busy roads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The signs that say "wet paint" or wet floor".....always looks like an instruction rather than a warning

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Who had wide load on the back of their disability scooter ?

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I like the signs I've seen in Scotland on the motorway, advising you to check your tyre pressure. Not a great idea at 70mph.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Im waiting for one that says .... Keep your eyes on the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danger Hot water.....above the.....HOT water tap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Danger Hot water.....above the.....HOT water tap.

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"Pull off top, and push up bottom"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


" Danger Hot water.....above the.....HOT water tap.

"Pull off top, and push up bottom" "

Is that on your profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Danger Hot water.....above the.....HOT water tap.

"Pull off top, and push up bottom"

Is that on your profile?

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nothing bar a extract of a book is on mine

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

We need a new forum banner

May Contain Nuts.....

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

There was one I saw a while back that said...

Family planning.

Use rear entrance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Visiting the toilet.Does one ask it how it is and take it a nice bottle of Chardonnay?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Visiting the toilet.Does one ask it how it is and take it a nice bottle of Chardonnay? "

No, you just leave it a gift and be as quiet as possible.

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

my old grandad once told me he could still cut a rug, i had no idea he meant dancing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is a mirkin television so popular..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never got "one day you'll wake up dead"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never got "one day you'll wake up dead" "

We'll all get it.... Eventually...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

There is very little that can be said where my brain doesn't find an amusing way it can be looked at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is very little that can be said where my brain doesn't find an amusing way it can be looked at. "

Killing Kittens...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bloke has just told me that ' he knows his way round the bedroom' .... I can't stop chuckling ..... haahaaaaa

What phrases conjure up silly images in your head ?"

Hee hee

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"There is very little that can be said where my brain doesn't find an amusing way it can be looked at.

Killing Kittens... "

Continental Death Metal Band - probably watched Spinal Tap too many times and have lost touch with it being a spoof. They don't so much sing as growl down microphones. Hard to distinguish from someone in pain. Inexplicably massive in the Benelux Countries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the ones you see in parts of the state's, especially Alaska about clearing weapons before entering the bar...kindda makes you think about drinking tea at home in ole Blighty ain't so bad

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


" I love the ones you see in parts of the state's, especially Alaska about clearing weapons before entering the bar...kindda makes you think about drinking tea at home in ole Blighty ain't so bad "

I was a bit freaked when I saw a sign that said "holster your weapon before eating" in a restaurant in Texas.

I was more freaked when my cousin asked me to lead Grace when the food arrived and all the waiting staff stood around us with their heads bowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is very little that can be said where my brain doesn't find an amusing way it can be looked at.

Killing Kittens...

Continental Death Metal Band - probably watched Spinal Tap too many times and have lost touch with it being a spoof. They don't so much sing as growl down microphones. Hard to distinguish from someone in pain. Inexplicably massive in the Benelux Countries. "

I concede defeat, gracefully...

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