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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just wanted to say, I

you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Oi! You've got Obi to love.

Funky has my soul.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi! You've got Obi to love.

Funky has my soul."

This is a different love - Funky is my God

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

THIS THREAD IS OFFICIALLY ENDORSED BY FUNKY MONKEY ENTERPRISES™

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

THIS THREAD IS OFFICIALLY ENDORSED BY FUNKY MONKEY ENTERPRISES™

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you will find i love him more

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Well iggle still hasn't pmd me & when we negotiated sharing the night garden, you said i could have iggle & we'd share upsy.

Thinking about it upsy hasn't pmd me either

Still got to luvre the funky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think you will find i love him more

No chance - bring it on biatch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High five!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Oi! You've got Obi to love.

Funky has my soul.

This is a different love - Funky is my God

Does he move in mysterious ways, his wonders to behold?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"High five!

Lower and I might be able to five you.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"High five!

(^.^)l"")

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think you will find i love him more

No chance - bring it on biatch!!

Steps back before i get clocked on my head with a hairbrush lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love his booty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I love him more than all y'all muvvafuckas

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I love his booty

I love the face on his torso: a long faced alien, just like Funky.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Group hug!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"High five!

(^.^)l"")"

(""|(^.^)

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Bump.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Bump."

Into me please.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Bump."

Tart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump."

you not left yet?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Bump.

Into me please."

I'm on it!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Bump.

Tart!

Oh shush! It cost me 12 internets to get her to make this thread.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Bump.

you not left yet?

Soon. Very soon. If you need further info here are some handy threads on the subject:

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/67929

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/69213

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

[Removed by poster at 27/01/14 11:23:06]

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"[Removed by poster at 27/01/14 11:23:06]"

That was probably the rudest most hurtful thing I have ever read. I'm shocked!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"[Removed by poster at 27/01/14 11:23:06]

That was probably the rudest most hurtful thing I have ever read. I'm shocked!

Come over here dahling. I'll make you feel better. Just rest your head here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, since his Funkship ain't meeting at the mo, I'll never know what turns these wimmen into slavering sheilas.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Well, since his Funkship ain't meeting at the mo, I'll never know what turns these wimmen into slavering sheilas.

We haven't met in the flesh. Our souls were linked in another time and space and now mine is drawn to his on a Thursday. My corporeal self is left drooling here.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"[Removed by poster at 27/01/14 11:23:06]

That was probably the rudest most hurtful thing I have ever read. I'm shocked!

Come over here dahling. I'll make you feel better. Just rest your head here.

*sob* fankoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wondered what that glitter patch was on my face this morning!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I wondered what that glitter patch was on my face this morning!!

Mild envy here... he hasn't left glitter for me for some time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i saw and spoke to funky once.. im still in therapy

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"i saw and spoke to funky once.. im still in therapy

He offers sex therapy? He didn't tell me about that.

*Shh, don't tell him but I don't think his voice matches his face.*

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"i saw and spoke to funky once.. im still in therapy

Yeah well you talk like a pirate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The therapy I have been receiving is for the fact I haven't seen him for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i saw and spoke to funky once.. im still in therapy

Yeah well you talk like a pirate!

fs ive have pirate from you and 'farmer giles' from Toshn

To everyone reading this i do sound NORMAL.. (for a westcountry girl)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im strangely ambivalent to his charms and would rather a hot bovril and a piece of toast.

The jedi mind trick he's used on you lot has no effect on me.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Im strangely ambivalent to his charms and would rather a hot bovril and a piece of toast.

The jedi mind trick he's used on you lot has no effect on me.

lolz totally in denial yo!

BTW what kind of toast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im strangely ambivalent to his charms and would rather a hot bovril and a piece of toast.

The jedi mind trick he's used on you lot has no effect on me.

lolz totally in denial yo!

BTW what kind of toast?"

please say tubby toast

id love to see funky splattered in tubby custard after a good seeing too from a rather naughty noo noo..

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Im strangely ambivalent to his charms and would rather a hot bovril and a piece of toast.

The jedi mind trick he's used on you lot has no effect on me.

lolz totally in denial yo!

BTW what kind of toast?

please say tubby toast

id love to see funky splattered in tubby custard after a good seeing too from a rather naughty noo noo..

*faps*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i do love your thursday rant face..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just wanted to say, I

you

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Not sure how well you know him but he has 100s ok 10000s of loves and some are Blue .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lolz totally in denial yo!

BTW what kind of toast?"

No I'm not. And the heated bread toast.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

lolz totally in denial yo!

BTW what kind of toast?

No I'm not. And the heated bread toast."

Mmmm sounds good. Butter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nutella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

scuse me ................... the endorsed Funky Monkey lookalike arse lurves him tooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just wanted to say, I

you

right back at you foxy lady xx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Nutella

Cheeky!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"scuse me ................... the endorsed Funky Monkey lookalike arse lurves him tooo

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I have never known any Funky love - am I missing out??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

for this God grows every day

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I have never known any Funky love - am I missing out??

I could sort you out with some. Buy one get one free. While stocks last. Offer ends Sunday! 10 Internets all in.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I have never known any Funky love - am I missing out??

I could sort you out with some. Buy one get one free. While stocks last. Offer ends Sunday! 10 Internets all in.

What are internets, do I have any? And is significant fluff included?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Should I mention my dream last night about my Me, Funky and his friend Mark (who is a ninja!) threesome

. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I mention my dream last night about my Me, Funky and his friend Mark (who is a ninja!) threesome

. . ."
was he blue Funky has thing for woman who are Blue.

Some that are out of this world.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should I mention my dream last night about my Me, Funky and his friend Mark (who is a ninja!) threesome

. . .was he blue Funky has thing for woman who are Blue.

Some that are out of this world.

He licked me and I turned blue - was weird!

Its looked pretty once I had glitter squirted over me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I mention my dream last night about my Me, Funky and his friend Mark (who is a ninja!) threesome

. . .was he blue Funky has thing for woman who are Blue.

Some that are out of this world.

He licked me and I turned blue - was weird!

Its looked pretty once I had glitter squirted over me though

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Be fun to meet funky in one of the all over blue body stocking ,He would go wild. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should I mention my dream last night about my Me, Funky and his friend Mark (who is a ninja!) threesome

. . .was he blue Funky has thing for woman who are Blue.

Some that are out of this world.

He licked me and I turned blue - was weird!

Its looked pretty once I had glitter squirted over me though

Be fun to meet funky in one of the all over blue body stocking ,He would go wild. lol

I can hear the 'fap'ing already

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I have never known any Funky love - am I missing out??

I could sort you out with some. Buy one get one free. While stocks last. Offer ends Sunday! 10 Internets all in.

What are internets, do I have any? And is significant fluff included?

Internets are points you gain from winning the internet. Say if you completed a successful troll or posted a really good hamburger shot on Fab. I will accept Fluff.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Should I mention my dream last night about my Me, Funky and his friend Mark (who is a ninja!) threesome

. . .was he blue Funky has thing for woman who are Blue.

Some that are out of this world.

He licked me and I turned blue - was weird!

Its looked pretty once I had glitter squirted over me though

Be fun to meet funky in one of the all over blue body stocking ,He would go wild. lol

I can hear the 'fap'ing already

*totally fapping*

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I have never known any Funky love - am I missing out??

I could sort you out with some. Buy one get one free. While stocks last. Offer ends Sunday! 10 Internets all in.

What are internets, do I have any? And is significant fluff included?

Internets are points you gain from winning the internet. Say if you completed a successful troll or posted a really good hamburger shot on Fab. I will accept Fluff."

Hmm, not sure where my internets are kept, haven't found that button yet.....

I do have teddy fluff and pocket fluff......but I used to produce belly button fluff years ago, and now I don't, ever - can you save me?? It was always blue too, never understood that........

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I have never known any Funky love - am I missing out??

I could sort you out with some. Buy one get one free. While stocks last. Offer ends Sunday! 10 Internets all in.

What are internets, do I have any? And is significant fluff included?

Internets are points you gain from winning the internet. Say if you completed a successful troll or posted a really good hamburger shot on Fab. I will accept Fluff.

Hmm, not sure where my internets are kept, haven't found that button yet.....

I do have teddy fluff and pocket fluff......but I used to produce belly button fluff years ago, and now I don't, ever - can you save me?? It was always blue too, never understood that........

Yeah my fluff is pink despite not owning any pink clothes. Crazy shit.

I'm happy to examine your belly button.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"i saw and spoke to funky once.. im still in therapy

About 3 yrs ago, I spent 6 months on a dessert island with him counting 100's & 1000's......

I'm still on the med's, will see you in therapy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i saw and spoke to funky once.. im still in therapy

About 3 yrs ago, I spent 6 months on a dessert island with him counting 100's & 1000's......

I'm still on the med's, will see you in therapy

are the meds in the 100's & 1000's?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I do have teddy fluff and pocket fluff......but I used to produce belly button fluff years ago, and now I don't, ever - can you save me?? It was always blue too, never understood that........

Yeah my fluff is pink despite not owning any pink clothes. Crazy shit.

I'm happy to examine your belly button."

Ah well there you are, I wore a lot of pink and had blue fluff!! Perhaps there are fluff wormholes in the universe....?? Some kind of yin-yang thing to keep the space time continuum in balance?

I will prepare for a fruitless inspection........

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I do have teddy fluff and pocket fluff......but I used to produce belly button fluff years ago, and now I don't, ever - can you save me?? It was always blue too, never understood that........

Yeah my fluff is pink despite not owning any pink clothes. Crazy shit.

I'm happy to examine your belly button.

Ah well there you are, I wore a lot of pink and had blue fluff!! Perhaps there are fluff wormholes in the universe....?? Some kind of yin-yang thing to keep the space time continuum in balance?

I will prepare for a fruitless inspection........

I know the aisle for fruit so you could have a fruitful inspection instead.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I do have teddy fluff and pocket fluff......but I used to produce belly button fluff years ago, and now I don't, ever - can you save me?? It was always blue too, never understood that........

Yeah my fluff is pink despite not owning any pink clothes. Crazy shit.

I'm happy to examine your belly button.

Ah well there you are, I wore a lot of pink and had blue fluff!! Perhaps there are fluff wormholes in the universe....?? Some kind of yin-yang thing to keep the space time continuum in balance?

I will prepare for a fruitless inspection........

I know the aisle for fruit so you could have a fruitful inspection instead.

A fruitful fluffless inspection? I'm going swimming, I could pick up some squashes on the way back..........

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"i saw and spoke to funky once.. im still in therapy

About 3 yrs ago, I spent 6 months on a dessert island with him counting 100's & 1000's......

I'm still on the med's, will see you in therapy

It was the best of times and the worst of times bro. I like to think we both came out of their stronger. (With a phobia for blanc mange.)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"are the meds in the 100's & 1000's?

Dunno, that's why I'm on 'em, we kept loosing count

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"i saw and spoke to funky once.. im still in therapy

About 3 yrs ago, I spent 6 months on a dessert island with him counting 100's & 1000's......

I'm still on the med's, will see you in therapy

It was the best of times and the worst of times bro. I like to think we both came out of their stronger. (With a phobia for blanc mange.)"

Their what did you come out of?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"i saw and spoke to funky once.. im still in therapy

About 3 yrs ago, I spent 6 months on a dessert island with him counting 100's & 1000's......

I'm still on the med's, will see you in therapy

It was the best of times and the worst of times bro. I like to think we both came out of their stronger. (With a phobia for blanc mange.)

Their what did you come out of?

The 'Dessert Island situation'.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"i saw and spoke to funky once.. im still in therapy

About 3 yrs ago, I spent 6 months on a dessert island with him counting 100's & 1000's......

I'm still on the med's, will see you in therapy

It was the best of times and the worst of times bro. I like to think we both came out of their stronger. (With a phobia for blanc mange.)

Their what did you come out of?

The 'Dessert Island situation'."

What sort of a creature is the Dessert Island (apart from delicious because it is dessert)?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

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"i saw and spoke to funky once.. im still in therapy

About 3 yrs ago, I spent 6 months on a dessert island with him counting 100's & 1000's......

I'm still on the med's, will see you in therapy

It was the best of times and the worst of times bro. I like to think we both came out of their stronger. (With a phobia for blanc mange.)

Their what did you come out of?

The 'Dessert Island situation'.

What sort of a creature is the Dessert Island (apart from delicious because it is dessert)?

It's like a desert island but with more confection. Gum drop palm trees, Chocolate coconuts, 100's and 1000's beaches, etc etc - that sort of shit. Capeesh?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

OH noooooo, I'm having a relapse

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