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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

An idea borrowed from Groundhog Day - if you could bid to swing with someone on this thread, who would you bid on, and how much?

Rather like before, you can only bid on whose who've already posted, but you can also pass until someone you like comes along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£25

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bid? I can't even give it away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tempted to buy it now but going to hold on to my money for now see what pops up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bid? I can't even give it away..."

LOL! sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tempted to buy it now but going to hold on to my money for now see what pops up."

I was gonna allocate a budget, but didn't like the thought of zipping around the thread with a calculator to see who'd spent what, so just think of it as the more you bid on someone, the more you like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we're talking pretend money I'd bid a million for a night with Libertine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a reserve of £100

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we're talking pretend money I'd bid a million for a night with Libertine "

It's real money I'm afraid and this thread is a binding contract (I just checked with my solicitor).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If we're talking pretend money I'd bid a million for a night with Libertine

It's real money I'm afraid and this thread is a binding contract (I just checked with my solicitor)."

Established via a 'binding cock (in your vaginal) tract'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50p for sexybrain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"50p for sexybrain"

Coverme already bid £25...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we're talking pretend money I'd bid a million for a night with Libertine

It's real money I'm afraid and this thread is a binding contract (I just checked with my solicitor).

Established via a 'binding cock (in your vaginal) tract' "

ok as I want to win the bid I'll start on a grand and I will fight any woman or man for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"50p for sexybrain

Coverme already bid £25..."

She can have you £25 tut, could buy some new clothes with that

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

eBed - The auction site for swingers...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can stretch to Thrupence ha'ppeny but you'll have to pay your bus fare to get here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I was going to say Elay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive 1000 in monopoly money.. i want the ginger one with muscles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive 1000 in monopoly money.. i want the ginger one with muscles "

Teasenplease31 btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive 1000 in monopoly money.. i want the ginger one with muscles

Teasenplease31 btw "

Sold to the girl with questionable motives and too much monopoly money! Going once, going twice...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm in for £99.99 give or take....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive 1000 in monopoly money.. i want the ginger one with muscles

Teasenplease31 btw

Sold to the girl with questionable motives and too much monopoly money! Going once, going twice..."

Woooop wooooop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£100 for sexybrain and teaseandplease each if they agree to join me for a threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£100 for sexybrain and teaseandplease each if they agree to join me for a threesome"

Deal. Buy it now and we can be with you in 3-4 working days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive 1000 in monopoly money.. i want the ginger one with muscles

Teasenplease31 btw

Sold to the girl with questionable motives and too much monopoly money! Going once, going twice...

Woooop wooooop "

Those are just some of the noises you will be making.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guessing a date at the cinema to watch 300 won't trump that offer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£100 for sexybrain and teaseandplease each if they agree to join me for a threesome"

£100 from me if I can watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

500 in monopoly money for red and serendipity so we can have a shopping trip and pamper day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£100 for sexybrain and teaseandplease each if they agree to join me for a threesome

Deal. Buy it now and we can be with you in 3-4 working days."

Only works if the third party agrees...

Let's wait for his response.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"500 in monopoly money for red and serendipity so we can have a shopping trip and pamper day"

Aw fanks Cute x it's nice to feel wanted!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Since that's most of the male participants sold, I'll wait for new stock

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'll sell myself for a cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll sell myself for a cookie"

How much for your soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll sell myself for a cookie

How much for your soul "

He doesn't have one. He sold it to Ronald Mcdonald

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll sell myself for a cookie"

A Fox cookie?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'll sell myself for a cookie

How much for your soul "

Nobody gets my Arr

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'll sell myself for a cookie

A Fox cookie? "

I've committed on the biscuit thread not to discuss your cookies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll sell myself for a cookie

A Fox cookie?

I've committed on the biscuit thread not to discuss your cookies. "

Who said anything about a discussion - you'd nibble my cookies while I sucked your pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A double cheese burger for Ryan x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"A double cheese burger for Ryan x"

Cheapskate

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm going no higher than 5 shiny shillings but I can't decide who for yet

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I'm very poor so can't afford the money being bandied about on this thread. I could offer some Anzac biscuits as I'm making some for Australia Day. Or a Lemon Drizzle if preferred.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I'm very poor so can't afford the money being bandied about on this thread. I could offer some Anzac biscuits as I'm making some for Australia Day. Or a Lemon Drizzle if preferred. "

Lemon Drizzle Cake that is! I don't know what else would be drizzling lemon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Several boxes of chocs and biscuits.

Already paid in full!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm skint but have chocolate money, wine, baileys cheesecake, vodka , a few custard creams and red bull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm skint but have chocolate money, wine, baileys cheesecake, vodka , a few custard creams and red bull "

I'm yours

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'm very poor so can't afford the money being bandied about on this thread. I could offer some Anzac biscuits as I'm making some for Australia Day. Or a Lemon Drizzle if preferred. "

Now if you had said the Anzacs series on DVD I would tie a gift ribbon round my middle and included a 30 day refund.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm skint but have chocolate money, wine, baileys cheesecake, vodka , a few custard creams and red bull

I'm yours "

Whoop whoop get ya coat

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I'm very poor so can't afford the money being bandied about on this thread. I could offer some Anzac biscuits as I'm making some for Australia Day. Or a Lemon Drizzle if preferred.

Now if you had said the Anzacs series on DVD I would tie a gift ribbon round my middle and included a 30 day refund. "

I have "Gallipoli" on DVD, will that do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skint till payday so anyone accept £2.50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's food we're bartering with I have a Pot Noodle for any willing taker!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would bid a happy meal for a day with Ryan dressed in his waders

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'm very poor so can't afford the money being bandied about on this thread. I could offer some Anzac biscuits as I'm making some for Australia Day. Or a Lemon Drizzle if preferred.

Now if you had said the Anzacs series on DVD I would tie a gift ribbon round my middle and included a 30 day refund.

I have "Gallipoli" on DVD, will that do? "

Close enough

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I would bid a happy meal for a day with Ryan dressed in his waders "

I would need more fuel than that Lucy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would bid a happy meal for a day with Ryan dressed in his waders

I would need more fuel than that Lucy"

How about ribeye steak and all the trimmings? And cookies for afters, could even stretch to angel delight?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I'm very poor so can't afford the money being bandied about on this thread. I could offer some Anzac biscuits as I'm making some for Australia Day. Or a Lemon Drizzle if preferred.

Now if you had said the Anzacs series on DVD I would tie a gift ribbon round my middle and included a 30 day refund.

I have "Gallipoli" on DVD, will that do?

Close enough "

Done! It's a deal, you're all mine

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah bugger bid outbid for Ryan

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By *ice Thick CockkMan
over a year ago

Belfast

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm biding my time. I have an entire box of Bahlsen biscuits of all sorts to offer.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'm very poor so can't afford the money being bandied about on this thread. I could offer some Anzac biscuits as I'm making some for Australia Day. Or a Lemon Drizzle if preferred.

Now if you had said the Anzacs series on DVD I would tie a gift ribbon round my middle and included a 30 day refund.

I have "Gallipoli" on DVD, will that do?

Close enough

Done! It's a deal, you're all mine"

Hurry up its buyer collects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was going to say Elay"

I'll bid 2000 chocolate coins and a creme egg for callybdsmcouple

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I'm very poor so can't afford the money being bandied about on this thread. I could offer some Anzac biscuits as I'm making some for Australia Day. Or a Lemon Drizzle if preferred.

Now if you had said the Anzacs series on DVD I would tie a gift ribbon round my middle and included a 30 day refund.

I have "Gallipoli" on DVD, will that do?

Close enough

Done! It's a deal, you're all mine

Hurry up its buyer collects "

I'll send a courier..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"500 in monopoly money for red and serendipity so we can have a shopping trip and pamper day

Aw fanks Cute x it's nice to feel wanted! "

£501. And us four can go shopping. You know i loves to shop til i drop!

...going shoe shopping now.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

blimey ...cant believe a pot noodle has landed in the mix !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since that's most of the male participants sold, I'll wait for new stock "

I got

12 packs of quavers 10 penguin bars and a 8 pack of colors light for this beauty ^^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was going to say Elay

I'll bid 2000 chocolate coins and a creme egg for callybdsmcouple"

Oooh deal!!! Now let's play 'hunt the creme egg'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have a "poundshop" version

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Can we have a "poundshop" version "

What about the 98p Store?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we have a "poundshop" version

What about the 98p Store?

"

With a "use by" date on or "best before"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was going to say Elay

I'll bid 2000 chocolate coins and a creme egg for callybdsmcouple

Oooh deal!!! Now let's play 'hunt the creme egg' "

Hmmm, I will have to be thorough and detailed in my search...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this Choc-a-shag?

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By *avantmaleMan
over a year ago

Havant


"Bid? I can't even give it away..."

LOL - I know that feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im still on the shelf.. moving to the reduced section soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im still on the shelf.. moving to the reduced section soon"

Maybe they will have a "bogoff" laters .im hoping anyways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this Choc-a-shag?"

Yes. How do you eat yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just found a jar of Marmite....anyone???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm very poor so can't afford the money being bandied about on this thread. I could offer some Anzac biscuits as I'm making some for Australia Day. Or a Lemon Drizzle if preferred.

Now if you had said the Anzacs series on DVD I would tie a gift ribbon round my middle and included a 30 day refund.

I have "Gallipoli" on DVD, will that do? "

I'd place a bid on Highland Rose, but could just buy a plane ticket instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in for £99.99 give or take.... "

Versatile eh?

Dammit, i'm 2p short.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I'm very poor so can't afford the money being bandied about on this thread. I could offer some Anzac biscuits as I'm making some for Australia Day. Or a Lemon Drizzle if preferred.

Now if you had said the Anzacs series on DVD I would tie a gift ribbon round my middle and included a 30 day refund.

I have "Gallipoli" on DVD, will that do?

I'd place a bid on Highland Rose, but could just buy a plane ticket instead? "

But the planes don't fly here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in for £99.99 give or take....

Versatile eh?

Dammit, i'm 2p short. "

I can lend you 2p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some bananas and jelly. Does that buy me anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm very poor so can't afford the money being bandied about on this thread. I could offer some Anzac biscuits as I'm making some for Australia Day. Or a Lemon Drizzle if preferred.

Now if you had said the Anzacs series on DVD I would tie a gift ribbon round my middle and included a 30 day refund.

I have "Gallipoli" on DVD, will that do?

I'd place a bid on Highland Rose, but could just buy a plane ticket instead?

But the planes don't fly here "

Bah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll bid a pack of Tanfastic Haribo for myself

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'm very poor so can't afford the money being bandied about on this thread. I could offer some Anzac biscuits as I'm making some for Australia Day. Or a Lemon Drizzle if preferred.

Now if you had said the Anzacs series on DVD I would tie a gift ribbon round my middle and included a 30 day refund.

I have "Gallipoli" on DVD, will that do?

I'd place a bid on Highland Rose, but could just buy a plane ticket instead?

But the planes don't fly here "

I'm sure I spotted a landing strip on my investigations?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I'm very poor so can't afford the money being bandied about on this thread. I could offer some Anzac biscuits as I'm making some for Australia Day. Or a Lemon Drizzle if preferred.

Now if you had said the Anzacs series on DVD I would tie a gift ribbon round my middle and included a 30 day refund.

I have "Gallipoli" on DVD, will that do?

I'd place a bid on Highland Rose, but could just buy a plane ticket instead?

But the planes don't fly here

I'm sure I spotted a landing strip on my investigations?"

It got shaved off.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'm very poor so can't afford the money being bandied about on this thread. I could offer some Anzac biscuits as I'm making some for Australia Day. Or a Lemon Drizzle if preferred.

Now if you had said the Anzacs series on DVD I would tie a gift ribbon round my middle and included a 30 day refund.

I have "Gallipoli" on DVD, will that do?

I'd place a bid on Highland Rose, but could just buy a plane ticket instead?

But the planes don't fly here

I'm sure I spotted a landing strip on my investigations?

It got shaved off."

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Callybdsmcouple and Sextravagent I bid a gazillion dollars for one night only. If its food only bids now then white chocolate and fresh strawberry cheesecake served in the nude? Oh and cute and sassy come along too! (mind wonders)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have some bananas and jelly. Does that buy me anyone?"

With my sweet tooth, you've won me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Callybdsmcouple and Sextravagent I bid a gazillion dollars for one night only. If its food only bids now then white chocolate and fresh strawberry cheesecake served in the nude? Oh and cute and sassy come along too! (mind wonders) "

Apologies think I managed to spell everyone's name wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have some bananas and jelly. Does that buy me anyone?

With my sweet tooth, you've won me x"

That is a bargain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Callybdsmcouple and Sextravagent I bid a gazillion dollars for one night only. If its food only bids now then white chocolate and fresh strawberry cheesecake served in the nude? Oh and cute and sassy come along too! (mind wonders)

Apologies think I managed to spell everyone's name wrong. "

nice to know im an after thought.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I have 73 pence, an elastic hair band, a dead watch battery, some Tesco vouchers for 20 pence off milk and a full McDonald's coffe card in my purse.....please form an orderly queue and don't all rush at once ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have some bananas and jelly. Does that buy me anyone?

With my sweet tooth, you've won me x

That is a bargain"

You haven't see how much I can eat lol!!! Especially if we work up an appetite

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'll sell myself for a cookie"

Are we talking a regular sized one... or one of them giant ones???

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Bid? I can't even give it away..."

£1.47

.. and my nectar points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have some bananas and jelly. Does that buy me anyone?

With my sweet tooth, you've won me x

That is a bargain

You haven't see how much I can eat lol!!! Especially if we work up an appetite"

Well i have a whole bunch of bananas. Im sure that will help you keep up your energy...or should the be energy up?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'll sell myself for a cookie

Are we talking a regular sized one... or one of them giant ones???

"

A giant one cos I'm worth it

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I'll sell myself for a cookie

Are we talking a regular sized one... or one of them giant ones???

A giant one cos I'm worth it "

Hey! You've already been bought!

But as I'm generous I'll send the leftovers to Glasgow.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Since that's most of the male participants sold, I'll wait for new stock

I got

12 packs of quavers 10 penguin bars and a 8 pack of colors light for this beauty ^^^^"

Sold

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'll sell myself for a cookie

Are we talking a regular sized one... or one of them giant ones???

A giant one cos I'm worth it

Hey! You've already been bought!

But as I'm generous I'll send the leftovers to Glasgow."

I'm still waiting in on the courier. I'll go past my sell by date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right just searched down the back of the sofas, and I have 67p, a sky remote and a star burst sweetie thing !

Who can I bid on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we bid a Bullseye for Mr n Mrs Polka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oo oo n a Ton if Sex on the Beach jump in the Mix

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Sits in corner ogling the goods to decide where and if to spend hard earned cash on a guy

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I'll sell myself for a cookie

Are we talking a regular sized one... or one of them giant ones???

A giant one cos I'm worth it

Hey! You've already been bought!

But as I'm generous I'll send the leftovers to Glasgow.

I'm still waiting in on the courier. I'll go past my sell by date "

Hmmm I just checked your profile, are you sure you haven't already gone past that date?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"

I'm still waiting in on the courier. I'll go past my sell by date

Hmmm I just checked your profile, are you sure you haven't already gone past that date?"

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'll sell myself for a cookie

Are we talking a regular sized one... or one of them giant ones???

A giant one cos I'm worth it

Hey! You've already been bought!

But as I'm generous I'll send the leftovers to Glasgow.

I'm still waiting in on the courier. I'll go past my sell by date

Hmmm I just checked your profile, are you sure you haven't already gone past that date?"

that's shocking!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I m like a canary,

I'm going cheap,,

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I'll sell myself for a cookie

Are we talking a regular sized one... or one of them giant ones???

A giant one cos I'm worth it

Hey! You've already been bought!

But as I'm generous I'll send the leftovers to Glasgow.

I'm still waiting in on the courier. I'll go past my sell by date

Hmmm I just checked your profile, are you sure you haven't already gone past that date?

that's shocking!"

Yes it is, I should have checked your lid before bidding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Callybdsmcouple and Sextravagent I bid a gazillion dollars for one night only. If its food only bids now then white chocolate and fresh strawberry cheesecake served in the nude? Oh and cute and sassy come along too! (mind wonders)

Apologies think I managed to spell everyone's name wrong. "

This sounds like a fun offer I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll sell myself for a cookie

Are we talking a regular sized one... or one of them giant ones???

A giant one cos I'm worth it

Hey! You've already been bought!

But as I'm generous I'll send the leftovers to Glasgow.

I'm still waiting in on the courier. I'll go past my sell by date

Hmmm I just checked your profile, are you sure you haven't already gone past that date?

that's shocking!"

will you be mine for a half drank bottle of vodka?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I win the lottery tonight ill bid for you all x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Did anyone bid for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone bid for me? "

Nah - me neither though Steve!

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast


"Did anyone bid for me? "

I'll bid for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone bid for me? "

Not sure, they all having a "love in" above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I win the lottery tonight ill bid for you all x"

Me first

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Oh...the 'unsold' gang could have a little get together - I can assure you my kit comes off quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh...the 'unsold' gang could have a little get together - I can assure you my kit comes off quick "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Did anyone bid for me?

Nah - me neither though Steve! "

Never mind, mate.

I didn't even get a hint of a shadow of interest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I win the lottery tonight ill bid for you all x

Me first"

And 2nd and 3rd too

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Oh...the 'unsold' gang could have a little get together - I can assure you my kit comes off quick

"

No need for you to bid. You can have me for free!

Like a McDonalds gift!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Did anyone bid for me?

I'll bid for you "

I'm an 'unbid' so I can be had for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lancashire Hot Pot here

any interest

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Lancashire Hot Pot here

any interest "

Do you come with a big chunk of bread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I win the lottery tonight ill bid for you all x

Me first

And 2nd and 3rd too"

We need to save some bananas for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lancashire Hot Pot here

any interest

Do you come with a big chunk of bread?"

Yep,

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Lancashire Hot Pot here

any interest

Do you come with a big chunk of bread?

Yep, "

I'll bid two chocolate magnums and a Kinder egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Callybdsmcouple and Sextravagent I bid a gazillion dollars for one night only. If its food only bids now then white chocolate and fresh strawberry cheesecake served in the nude? Oh and cute and sassy come along too! (mind wonders) "

Sold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lancashire Hot Pot here

any interest

Do you come with a big chunk of bread?

Yep,

I'll bid two chocolate magnums and a Kinder egg. "

Light or dark chocolate magnums?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'll sell myself for a cookie

Are we talking a regular sized one... or one of them giant ones???

A giant one cos I'm worth it

Hey! You've already been bought!

But as I'm generous I'll send the leftovers to Glasgow.

I'm still waiting in on the courier. I'll go past my sell by date

Hmmm I just checked your profile, are you sure you haven't already gone past that date?

that's shocking!

will you be mine for a half drank bottle of vodka?"

Only if you drink it. Also depending if Rosie puts me back on the shelf for being spoilt goods

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Lancashire Hot Pot here

any interest

Do you come with a big chunk of bread?

Yep,

I'll bid two chocolate magnums and a Kinder egg.

Light or dark chocolate magnums?"

One of each

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh...the 'unsold' gang could have a little get together - I can assure you my kit comes off quick

No need for you to bid. You can have me for free!

Like a McDonalds gift! "

What !!! covered in red paint and all rubbery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lancashire Hot Pot here

any interest

Do you come with a big chunk of bread?

Yep,

I'll bid two chocolate magnums and a Kinder egg.

Light or dark chocolate magnums?

One of each"

Is the toy still in the Kinder or have you remove it?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I'll sell myself for a cookie

Are we talking a regular sized one... or one of them giant ones???

A giant one cos I'm worth it

Hey! You've already been bought!

But as I'm generous I'll send the leftovers to Glasgow.

I'm still waiting in on the courier. I'll go past my sell by date

Hmmm I just checked your profile, are you sure you haven't already gone past that date?

that's shocking!

will you be mine for a half drank bottle of vodka?

Only if you drink it. Also depending if Rosie puts me back on the shelf for being spoilt goods "

Nah most of the stuff in my cupboard is past it's use by date, I'm sure you're still edible, perhaps just deteriorated in quality.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Oh...the 'unsold' gang could have a little get together - I can assure you my kit comes off quick

No need for you to bid. You can have me for free!

Like a McDonalds gift!

What !!! covered in red paint and all

rubbery "

Fun to play with for a little while....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh...the 'unsold' gang could have a little get together - I can assure you my kit comes off quick

No need for you to bid. You can have me for free!

Like a McDonalds gift!

What !!! covered in red paint and all

rubbery

Fun to play with for a little while...."

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Lancashire Hot Pot here

any interest

Do you come with a big chunk of bread?

Yep,

I'll bid two chocolate magnums and a Kinder egg.

Light or dark chocolate magnums?

One of each

Is the toy still in the Kinder or have you remove it?"

This isn't Sotheby's you know

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'll sell myself for a cookie

Are we talking a regular sized one... or one of them giant ones???

A giant one cos I'm worth it

Hey! You've already been bought!

But as I'm generous I'll send the leftovers to Glasgow.

I'm still waiting in on the courier. I'll go past my sell by date

Hmmm I just checked your profile, are you sure you haven't already gone past that date?

that's shocking!

will you be mine for a half drank bottle of vodka?

Only if you drink it. Also depending if Rosie puts me back on the shelf for being spoilt goods

Nah most of the stuff in my cupboard is past it's use by date, I'm sure you're still edible, perhaps just deteriorated in quality."

Guess u could drink pineapple

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

*i

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Guess u could drink pineapple "

A cactus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll sell myself for a cookie

Are we talking a regular sized one... or one of them giant ones???

A giant one cos I'm worth it

Hey! You've already been bought!

But as I'm generous I'll send the leftovers to Glasgow.

I'm still waiting in on the courier. I'll go past my sell by date

Hmmm I just checked your profile, are you sure you haven't already gone past that date?

that's shocking!

will you be mine for a half drank bottle of vodka?

Only if you drink it. Also depending if Rosie puts me back on the shelf for being spoilt goods "

I'll drink it, the empty bottle will be useful. I don't mind sloppy seconds, I bet you scrub up well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lancashire Hot Pot here

any interest

Do you come with a big chunk of bread?

Yep,

I'll bid two chocolate magnums and a Kinder egg.

Light or dark chocolate magnums?

One of each

Is the toy still in the Kinder or have you remove it?

This isn't Sotheby's you know "

Erm!! Secret recipe is my hot pot, but you made the deal I would have gone for 2 magnums

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast


"Did anyone bid for me?

I'll bid for you

I'm an 'unbid' so I can be had for free "

Even better!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Going once

Going twice

Yep I m a repeater,,

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Just a note to those previously interested in the property -Ryan-, I have decided to sell up. Sadly it was a bad investment, damp rot, mushrooms in the basement, who knows what else. I suppose I should have had an inspection done, what with the age of the property and all.

So I'm being as honest as possible here and realise I can't expect to get my original investment back. I will start the bidding at a packet of Jaffa Cakes, a 1970's style offensive pun and a false moustache.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Just a note to those previously interested in the property -Ryan-, I have decided to sell up. Sadly it was a bad investment, damp rot, mushrooms in the basement, who knows what else. I suppose I should have had an inspection done, what with the age of the property and all.

So I'm being as honest as possible here and realise I can't expect to get my original investment back. I will start the bidding at a packet of Jaffa Cakes, a 1970's style offensive pun and a false moustache."

Not mushrooms in the basement!! Eeeew!!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"Just a note to those previously interested in the property -Ryan-, I have decided to sell up. Sadly it was a bad investment, damp rot, mushrooms in the basement, who knows what else. I suppose I should have had an inspection done, what with the age of the property and all.

So I'm being as honest as possible here and realise I can't expect to get my original investment back. I will start the bidding at a packet of Jaffa Cakes, a 1970's style offensive pun and a false moustache.

Not mushrooms in the basement!! Eeeew!!

"

I know

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Typical! Someone bids for me and then vanishes.

Hmmph!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Just a note to those previously interested in the property -Ryan-, I have decided to sell up. Sadly it was a bad investment, damp rot, mushrooms in the basement, who knows what else. I suppose I should have had an inspection done, what with the age of the property and all.

So I'm being as honest as possible here and realise I can't expect to get my original investment back. I will start the bidding at a packet of Jaffa Cakes, a 1970's style offensive pun and a false moustache."

That's it, cast me aside like an old rag doll. Run me down and make me un marketable

I'll be on some free cycle site soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£100,000,000 for Voluptuous Virago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voluptuous Virago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting for delivery of my order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two hamsters and a goldfish to offer, any takers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have two hamsters and a goldfish to offer, any takers "

You can't just give away your pets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not there not mine

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Dont want to resort to paying for it....

So I will do you all for free!!

Just let me stock up on paper bags first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have two hamsters and a goldfish to offer, any takers "

Now if youd have said 2 gerbills and a few kippers im sure ryan might have been up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not there not mine "

I don't wanna know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have two hamsters and a goldfish to offer, any takers

Now if youd have said 2 gerbills and a few kippers im sure ryan might have been up for it "

Ha sassy, one can but try! Guessing no one wants hammies and a golfish... And wanted them to go to a good home. Not end up in a burger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not there not mine

I don't wanna know. "

Ha such a stressy pants!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will bid 25p on _rightonsteve

And

1 steak, chips and seven garden peas for Ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting for delivery of my order. "

We apologise for the delay in your order, it has not been dispatched as it is still lazing around under the nice warm duvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will bid 25p on _rightonsteve

And

1 steak, chips and seven garden peas for Ryan

"

Giggling at seven garden peas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to have to slip one in (a bid) for MnT4ever02, broke untill Thursday though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting for delivery of my order.

We apologise for the delay in your order, it has not been dispatched as it is still lazing around under the nice warm duvet "

My tacking number said on route! Those lying bastards! Will let you off as I'm the same.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I will bid 25p on _rightonsteve

And

1 steak, chips and seven garden peas for Ryan

"

WTF! I don't have any change...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lancashire Hot Pot here

any interest "

I'll offer some beetroot to go with the hot pot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going once

Going twice

Yep I m a repeater,, "

I bid with a Jar of choc spread and a punnet of strawberrys

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Dont want to resort to paying for it....

So I will do you all for free!!

Just let me stock up on paper bags first "

I have a drawer full of bags

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I will bid 25p on _rightonsteve

And

1 steak, chips and seven garden peas for Ryan

"

I knew you would come and save me from the discarded present pile

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I will bid 25p on _rightonsteve

And

1 steak, chips and seven garden peas for Ryan

I knew you would come and save me from the discarded present pile "
always my beloved

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I will bid 25p on _rightonsteve

And

1 steak, chips and seven garden peas for Ryan

I knew you would come and save me from the discarded present pile "

Ffs... So Impatient.. I was on my way to buy that giant cookie... hmmmph!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok it's getting near the end of the thread so I'm here to bag a bargain. Anyone going cheap ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok it's getting near the end of the thread so I'm here to bag a bargain. Anyone going cheap ? "

Yeah me, I didn't even get bid on! Meh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops too late, threads closed.

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