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Itch you can't reach

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...is so bloody annoying!!

Hate having short arms and legs now

Can't reach the itch somewhere on my back/shoulders. Need someone to do it for me! And i can't ask the stranger sitting next to me on the train..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Get a back scratcher

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get a back scratcher "

Ewww nooooo!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Rub up and down a tree?

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter

Oh fucking he'll I just been through the exact agony of this!!! Tried hair brush, pen, fork as soon as it's relieved it comes back 5 mins fecking later!!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

an old hair brush is my scratcher of choice x X X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rub up and down a tree? "

Better not be a cactus. I won't have an itch ever again after that cactus is done with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dock leaf ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

rub against the door frame, works for me every time....the other passengers might wonder what you're up to mind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is nothing worse than an itch you can't reach...

The ones on your back are bad... But there are worse...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"rub against the door frame, works for me every time....the other passengers might wonder what you're up to mind you "

Oh god. Does that count as pole dancing? I won't be able to look at them in the same way again now lol

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By *immy AndrexCouple
over a year ago

OLDHAM

that's what i do, but have to explain when questioned, oooohh the relief. Diane will not scratch my back, but i find it so sensual.

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter

One you can reach but jist as akward, when you get on on your ball sac.... All you can do is pinch it,

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend


"One you can reach but jist as akward, when you get on on your ball sac.... All you can do is pinch it, "

Crabs

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By *xcumMan
over a year ago

kidderminster


"...is so bloody annoying!!

Hate having short arms and legs now

Can't reach the itch somewhere on my back/shoulders. Need someone to do it for me! And i can't ask the stranger sitting next to me on the train..

"
did they used to be longer then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just realised. It's the stupid stitching on my tshirt giving me the itches.

...why on earth have they stitched the shoulders like a weirdo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bum hole was itching like fuck in work yesterday. I had to keep sneaking off to the loo for a good scratch!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"My bum hole was itching like fuck in work yesterday. I had to keep sneaking off to the loo for a good scratch!"

Have you got worms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My bum hole was itching like fuck in work yesterday. I had to keep sneaking off to the loo for a good scratch!

Have you got worms? "

Nope. Just a dry bum hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My bum hole was itching like fuck in work yesterday. I had to keep sneaking off to the loo for a good scratch!"

...as long as you didn't go for the sniff a whiff.

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