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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

A German guy approaches a lady of the night.

'I vish to buy sex viz you.'

'OK,' says the girl, 'I charge £150 an hour.'

'..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.'

'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'For £150 I can do little kinky.'

So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.

'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und nees.'

The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.

'Now you vill get on your hans und nees.'

She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.

'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I mount you in zer doggy way.'

She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.)

She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.

The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say, 'That was totally amazing, what do you call that style of lovemaking?'

'Ah,' says the German . . 'zat is ze....

Four-sprung Duck technique'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mega pmsl quality xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

OK, I don't understand it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good one !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK, I don't understand it

"

It sounds like the virdprung Durch technique line from the Audi adverts

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"OK, I don't understand it

It sounds like the virdprung Durch technique line from the Audi adverts"
thank you, thats why I didn't understand it as I haven't seen the adverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK, I don't understand it

It sounds like the virdprung Durch technique line from the Audi adverts"

Vorsprung durch Technik....

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

like it like it like it from the aldi ads

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