FabSwingers.com forum: Murder the person above

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I thought I'd create a "a person above" topic

What elaborate and over the top way would you use to murder the person above. (Think James Bond style)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Poisoned syringe hidden in the pointy toe cap of my heels. I would get close, slide my heeled foot up your leg provocatively and inject you with fast acting poison.

[Be careful with this thread Diamondsmiles is known for her murderous ways on here.]

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i would insert a live rat inside her and sew her up. then slowly peel her skin away starting with her face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poisoned syringe hidden in the pointy toe cap of my heels. I would get close, slide my heeled foot up your leg provocatively and inject you with fast acting poison.

[Be careful with this thread Diamondsmiles is known for her murderous ways on here.]"

Crushes a thousand fat metaboliser tablets into a G&T serves it over a seductive dinner and watches you disolve into my jelly mould shaped as a butt plug. Sold to a dodgy lib dem mp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poisoned syringe hidden in the pointy toe cap of my heels. I would get close, slide my heeled foot up your leg provocatively and inject you with fast acting poison.

[Be careful with this thread Diamondsmiles is known for her murderous ways on here.]

Crushes a thousand fat metaboliser tablets into a G&T serves it over a seductive dinner and watches you disolve into my jelly mould shaped as a butt plug. Sold to a dodgy lib dem mp

Imagine he was one of my ex husbands and do the nasties I should of done while we were married

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"i would insert a live rat inside her and sew her up. then slowly peel her skin away starting with her face

Then out of my mouth the live rat would pop out and jump down your cleavage to gnaw at your throat.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"i would insert a live rat inside her and sew her up. then slowly peel her skin away starting with her face

I would knock her out with a massive dump and throw her in a cesspit

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Ryan - I would throw him into a vat of biscuit dough and watch him explode in a most unseemly fashion as he tries to eat it all.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Nobody thinks twice when they see a Farmer digging a Big-Hole in the Middle of a Field

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By *iceguy25Man
over a year ago

tongbridge

Inject a two part liquid explosive one part in to each arm let it mix around till it reaches the right consistency then bang lol sorry lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Sealed inside a large plastic wrapping, fastened at the bottom of a large and filled highly concentrated sulphuric acid tank. Breath till no more air or swim for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Be careful with this thread Diamondsmiles is known for her murderous ways on here.]"

Anyone seen Minxie recently...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Be careful with this thread Diamondsmiles is known for her murderous ways on here.]

Anyone seen Minxie recently...???

I am below u!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Be careful with this thread Diamondsmiles is known for her murderous ways on here.]

Anyone seen Minxie recently...???

I am below u!!!!!

I wouldn't need to murder minxie, she's dangerous enough to do it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Be careful with this thread Diamondsmiles is known for her murderous ways on here.]

Anyone seen Minxie recently...???

I am below u!!!!!

I think I'd have noticed if you were...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Who ever is above me I would slit there throat then hang them upside down on a meat hook until the blood drained out of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who ever is above me I would slit there throat then hang them upside down on a meat hook until the blood drained out of them

That's the last time I let you go on top then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who ever is above me I would slit there throat then hang them upside down on a meat hook until the blood drained out of them

That's the last time I let you go on top then...

Place him in a box with the giraffes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shove his dirty socks down his throat and then duck tape up his mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condom dipped in arsenic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copper pipe up the arse, thread through barbed wire, then remove the copper pipe and then rip the barbed wire out, watching them bleed out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a wet flannel on the face,when sleeping..easiest was to murder..lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

give him a night out with David Moyes,hes getting good at this killing thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"give him a night out with David Moyes,hes getting good at this killing thing

put in a locked cell with Luis Suarez after he's not eaten for a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who ever is above me I would slit there throat then hang them upside down on a meat hook until the blood drained out of them

That's the last time I let you go on top then...

Place him in a box with the giraffes.

Some giraffes aren't as well hung as they pretend to be...

I'd murder Rusty by adding cyanide to the oil he uses on his nuts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

suffocation by boobs

Sammi

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I love this thread, its giving me new ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"suffocation by boobs

Sammi

Thankfully not Billy's....

I'd drive you to suicide with repeated friends requests...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love this thread, its giving me new ideas

Minxie...!! RUUUUUUNNNN...!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've already murdered somebody today and it would be foolish to reveal how I did it, let alone do it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stitch your arsehole up and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you.......

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By *ookie-bigcockMan
over a year ago

City

"suffocation by boobs

Sammi

kill me

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Deliver copious supplies of lube, via scantily clad girls at the door step. Lube contains flesh eating bacteria and additives that have no known cure. Girls then request you do a cam show for them, making sure you apply said lube. The more you wank, the quicker you dissolve.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Sophieslut - face eaten away by acid based foundation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love this thread, its giving me new ideas

Minxie...!! RUUUUUUNNNN...!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love this thread, its giving me new ideas

Minxie...!! RUUUUUUNNNN...!!!!!

With a saucepan and me wearing her most expensive heels!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just call Bluto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KallieJ doesn't do anal, so I'd bum her to death lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"KallieJ doesn't do anal, so I'd bum her to death lol"

Ouch!!!

I could do a fair bit of damage with that belt you are wearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"KallieJ doesn't do anal, so I'd bum her to death lol

Ouch!!!

I could do a fair bit of damage with that belt you are wearing

Ha ha leather me to death! Love it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"KallieJ doesn't do anal, so I'd bum her to death lol

Ouch!!!

I could do a fair bit of damage with that belt you are wearing

Ha ha leather me to death! Love it lol"

Best to go with a smile on your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love this thread, its giving me new ideas

Minxie...!! RUUUUUUNNNN...!!!!!

With a saucepan and me wearing her most expensive heels!!

Don't touch the Red avatar ones...!!!!

Drown him in Olyve Oyl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"suffocation by boobs

Sammi

kill me

Sammi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"suffocation by boobs

Sammi

Thankfully not Billy's....

I'd drive you to suicide with repeated friends requests...

Sammi

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

SammiandBilly

Chained to the end of one of Blackpool's piers below the high tide mark and left to drown, whilst listening to Viva Las Vegas on repeat

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