FabSwingers.com forum: Quotes that wind you up

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the ones that get my on my wick are:-

At the end of the day

24/7

each to their own

discuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a horse,a horse,my kingdom,for a horse"

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

At the moment it has to be 'Discuss' for me too...grrrr. Hate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

IMHO gets on my tits

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

"That gets on my wick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the moment it has to be 'Discuss' for me too...grrrr. Hate it."

"the lady doth protest too much"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You reap what you sow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it in yet?"

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By *ignbouncybabeWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I know it's not a quote but really annoys me when someone says "he/she turned round and said"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Is it in yet?"

"out damned spot"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Is it in yet?"

hear that a lot do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's carpe diem: often spouted by pretentuous people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Is it in yet?"

hear that a lot do you

Lol, I wouldn't mind, but I usually use a four finger kitkat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Is it in yet?"

hear that a lot do you

Lol, I wouldn't mind, but I usually use a four finger kitkat

try 4 chunky ones instead

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By *INKKKYMan
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL/ WIRRAL

HELP!! Advice on my profile please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod that, I'll get the truckers special weapon out.... the king size yorkie!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"HELP!! Advice on my profile please

That was a big hijack !

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By *INKKKYMan
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL/ WIRRAL

desperate measures babe!

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By *INKKKYMan
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL/ WIRRAL

sorry,shudnt have but i just assumed you was the lady of the couple...

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lol it is the female who hates being called babe, but thats neither here or there....oooooo a quote?

Anyway your profile.....you need a few paragraphs to seperate it.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

But you best bugger off hijacking, mally will have your guts for garters !

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By *INKKKYMan
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL/ WIRRAL

ok, thanks i will work on it sorry again x

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But you best bugger off hijacking, mally will have your guts for garters !"

I wont, those times have gone now,

just thought of another:

"You can lead a horse to water, but you cant make it drink"

for whatever reason my mum always managers to say this every time I'm there grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can lead a horse to water, but you cant make it drink"

"you can lead a horse to water,but a pencil must be lead"

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"HELP!! Advice on my profile please

Yeh seeing that all the time is annoying too

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

"For me it's carpe diem: often spouted by pretentuous people!

"Pretentious? Moi?" (Miss Piggy)

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By *INKKKYMan
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL/ WIRRAL

ha ha im serious!

all advice welcome

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"But you best bugger off hijacking, mally will have your guts for garters !

I wont, those times have gone now,

just thought of another:

"You can lead a horse to water, but you cant make it drink"

for whatever reason my mum always managers to say this every time I'm there grrrrrr"

I was just kidding and getting your thread back on track

The one I keep seeing lately is " mail me, I won't bite, only if you want me to ...whats that all about?

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

"lol it is the female who hates being called babe, but thats neither here or there....oooooo a quote?"

I understand why, wasn't Babe a pig?

Oh, and the Miss Piggy quote I posted above wasn't one that drives me mad, it's a good one.

Erm, have I got a thing about pigs.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"ha ha im serious!

all advice welcome"

Mally come and sort this one out

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Timewasters fuck off always makes me laugh

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By *INKKKYMan
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL/ WIRRAL

who is mally???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ha ha im serious!

all advice welcome

Mally come and sort this one out

OK, advice for profiles is available if you do thread searches, there's loads out there so asking for it again is just covering ground thats been covered.

and thats just reminded me of another quote thats gets my back up:-

Why can't I get meets!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"who is mally??? "

erm, me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of the day

Each to their own

But ...

You know what I mean?

You're doin' my 'ed in.

Wharra you like ?

Trust you!

Now don't go mad ..... but....

Chill

Sorrreeeeee!

What's up babe ? doll? darlin'? honey?

Typical woman.

I'm not one to gossip but ....

FAB specific ones:

OMG. LOL. ROFLMAO. IMHO.

Reply. Even if it's a no.

Manners cost nothing

I know you must be inundated with mail

Hey! Love your profile and your pics.

Don't message me if you are a timewaster

Don't let this one go girls.

He knows exactly what to do with his cock.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

He made me squirt all over the place.

Def be meeting him again.

You won't be disappointed.

Why ?

Why won't anyone answer us/me?

Good Morning / Good Night

And the one guaranteed to make me spit feathers....

Discrete ( ffs .. it's discreet )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and ..... ffs

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"lol it is the female who hates being called babe, but thats neither here or there....oooooo a quote?

I understand why, wasn't Babe a pig?

Oh, and the Miss Piggy quote I posted above wasn't one that drives me mad, it's a good one.

Erm, have I got a thing about pigs.....?"

lmao......nah I don't hate it because of the cute pig in babe lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and ..... ffs

think you've "covered all the bases" there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and ..... ffs

think you've "covered all the bases" there

Shit yeah ...... Let's touch first base !!

Hate that ...... HATE it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and ..... ffs

think you've "covered all the bases" there

Shit yeah ...... Let's touch first base !!

Hate that ...... HATE it "

oh god dont get me started on corporate quotes the whole "forward thinking" shit drives me mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and ..... ffs

think you've "covered all the bases" there

Shit yeah ...... Let's touch first base !!

Hate that ...... HATE it

oh god dont get me started on corporate quotes the whole "forward thinking" shit drives me mad"

Arses to 'forward thinking' you're much better of with a 'clear vision'

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

'he will/ he did press all the right buttons'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"timewasters - you know who you are" gets me..(Female) If somebody is a timewaster they would not recognise that it is addressed to them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and ..... ffs

think you've "covered all the bases" there

Shit yeah ...... Let's touch first base !!

Hate that ...... HATE it

oh god dont get me started on corporate quotes the whole "forward thinking" shit drives me mad"

what about "lateral" thinking and thinking "outside the box" or are they referring to something different altogether lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fab quotes

No single males... ever

I'm not bi.... no single males ever

100% straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IMHO gets on my tits

Who is this Imho? I want to know what he did to be so lucky!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"thanking you!"

makes me fookin cringe!

its both obsequious and condescending at the same time

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Fab one - "so, what are you into?" If you'd bothered your arse to read profile, then you would know!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thanking you!"

makes me fookin cringe!

its both obsequious and condescending at the same time"

It's both obsequious and condescending! gets me everytime. Thanking you for that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fab one - "so, what are you into?" If you'd bothered your arse to read profile, then you would know!!!!!"

haha yeah, I get that one a lot

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By *eorge17Man
over a year ago

Leven

simples

watever

it's their/his/her loss

block delete move on

omg

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

"oh god dont get me started on corporate quotes the whole "forward thinking" shit drives me mad

what about "lateral" thinking and thinking "outside the box" or are they referring to something different altogether lol"

Depends if it is "Blue-Sky Thinking" or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slot that key in my back and turn it please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

mind shower, apparently Brain Storming cant be used anymore, something to do with an illness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When football commentators say 'Saved by the post'.....the post doesn't DO anything it is simply THERE.

If it wasn't there then it would still not be a goal because they didn't hit the 192 square feet (24ft*8ft) target that is normally defined by the posts (it could also be defined by painted lines on a wall, ropes strung between 4 fixed points, or even just a few intersecting lasers).

What they should say is 'saved by the INACCURACY of the player', whichever player who FAILED to hit that 24' by 8' space and the part of the post/crossbar which would have caused it to bounce into, instead of away from, the goal mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

just got these belters from the irish room

WE DONT MSN!

WE DONT DO LONG TXT OR PHONE SEX!

WE DONT REPLY TO SINGLE LINE OR CUT AND PASTE E MAILS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What goes around, comes around" has to be the worst

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

It's both obsequious and condescending! gets me everytime. Thanking you for that one

Aaaaaarrrgghhh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

On profiles.....im normal

How boring

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"IMHO gets on my tits

Who is this Imho? I want to know what he did to be so lucky!

I think he has a profile here

You wanna meet TTFN he gets right up my Arseh.......... Hahahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

just another gripe now about those who insist on you scrolling down to read the last line of their post cause they've put a load of returns in to creat a massive gap between the paragraph and last line, why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IMHO gets on my tits

Who is this Imho? I want to know what he did to be so lucky!

I think he has a profile here

You wanna meet TTFN he gets right up my Arseh.......... Hahahahaha!

I think you're right, sod Imho for now... Ttfn's got it going on!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"IMHO gets on my tits

Who is this Imho? I want to know what he did to be so lucky!

I think he has a profile here

You wanna meet TTFN he gets right up my Arseh.......... Hahahahaha!

I think you're right, sod Imho for now... Ttfn's got it going on!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

On a one line profile.......if you want to know more get in touch

Or even worse on a no line profile......If I interest you get in touch

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

this gets said to me a lot in chameleons

Do you come here to watch telly?

and it annoys the hello out of me

Usually I pay to get myself in

Usually I promise no one anything

So whats it to em?

Then they say, we come here to fuck well guess what, I can watch tv and get shagged from behind as I have done several times

Plus I dont JUST go to chams to shag

Why is what I do there of so much interest to people that do not interest me grrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did anybody mention "hardened" vs "non-hardened" swingers ? There was a thread recently on the matter... nonetheless, the phrase is a bit ...errr irritating and not quite clear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my line of work, there are a load of things customers say that wind me up, but 'how much for cash?' really revs me off the clock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmm mr brown with his we are best placed in the world to get out of this recession , me thinks thats a lot of horse shit hehe

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

cheer up, it might never happen (ffs, we all have down days)

what's wrong? "nothing" are you sure?? (I just said so did't I!!!)

you're on ti site all the time (so fookin what, it's my time and money)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have ? new wink(s)

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corporate quotes:

"Take on board", "Robust", "Key issue/player"

The one beloved of pretentious teenage girls:

"Oh my God!"

Said in every other bloody sentence,GRRRR!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not a quote but people abbreviating things does my head right in

tbh, wtf, gsoh

why be lazy and write the bloody sentance grrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just another gripe now about those who insist on you scrolling down to read the last line of their post cause they've put a load of returns in to creat a massive gap between the paragraph and last line, why?

So that you can't

. see the punch line when you read the other bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its not a quote but people abbreviating things does my head right in

tbh, wtf, gsoh

why be lazy and write the bloody sentance grrrrrrrrr"

I agree, there's nothing worse than tla's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

110% drives me mad

Thinking outside the box

When all said and done

before close of play

they all drive me mad big time

Steve

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"110% drives me mad

Thinking outside the box

When all said and done

before close of play

they all drive me mad big time

Steve "

Try this for size

'come to bed sexy' Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"at this moment in time"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basically...

Surely...

A case in point...

That's not good enough...

etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought of another

"ok im gonna be honest with you now..."

im like why were you lying to me before grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Whats occuring

Telly i know its only one word but it drives me crackers its a television

Big words people use to make themselves look clever when they know damn well average joe bloggs wont know what there on about

Its your lose

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Fab Quote..

No pic on profile due to my work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lessons have been learned" I wanna friggin scream every time some unctious official utters those words after yet another screw-up.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Fact!"

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