FabSwingers.com forum: Punchline required ....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A man just walked into my local with a parrot on his shoulder !! I shit you not lol !!!

It's bloody huge as well lol ! So I have posted a pic on Facebook but need a punchline ......

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

polly wants a pint?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"polly wants a pint?"

Lol not bad the parrot started eating the bar snacks which I found funny lol !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bar man looks up and says "I don't want a repeat of last time!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and the barman asked 'where did you get that?'

and the parrot replies 'it started as a boil on my arse!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it order his drinks when he's too pissed to speak?

Or is it trained by his misses to report back on how many he consumes and whether he spends all night staring at the barmaids tits?

As for a punch line - "are you looking at my bird?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha ha like both of those

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Nothing for him, he's the pilot.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"polly wants a pint?

Lol not bad the parrot started eating the bar snacks which I found funny lol !"

He was feeling peckish obviously......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's currently Sat on a table talking to someone it's bloody hilarious !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"polly wants a pint?

Lol not bad the parrot started eating the bar snacks which I found funny lol !

He was feeling peckish obviously......"

Are they crackers ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the barman says " I'm sorry we don't serve parrots.

The man retorts " that's ok I've already got one"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

and starts selling pirate dvds.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder ........"

And the parrot says 'There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman.......'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder ........

And the parrot says 'There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman.......'"

Lol

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Breaking News.....Pirate missing for decades is found in UK pub.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Breaking News.....Pirate missing for decades is found in UK pub.

Ha ha lol if only you could see the pic !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder ........"

..and it's really the only way to protect yourself from Aliens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i went on a blind date and a mate said he would introduce me to a coloured bird!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i went on a blind date and a mate said he would introduce me to a coloured bird!

Wtf ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i went on a blind date and a mate said he would introduce me to a coloured bird!

Wtf ?? "

parrots have coloured feathers, do they not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i went on a blind date and a mate said he would introduce me to a coloured bird!

Wtf ??

parrots have coloured feathers, do they not?"

hahaha i got it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i went on a blind date and a mate said he would introduce me to a coloured bird!

Wtf ??

parrots have coloured feathers, do they not?"

My bad thought there was a racist insinuation there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i went on a blind date and a mate said he would introduce me to a coloured bird!

Wtf ??

parrots have coloured feathers, do they not?

My bad thought there was a racist insinuation there "

Black birds are a pest...I have two in the bush.

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