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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm looking after my 6 month old niece for a couple of hours while my sister is at my other nieces school.

I'd forgotten how much guess work is involved with babies...every time she cries I'm going through the checklist in my head,

So far we've had nappy change, tired and hungry....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shhh... I'm babysitting my friends 5 month old tonight. She will be in bed by the time I get there.... But I'm a little nervous, I've never changed a nappy before!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

winding.. few rubs of the back, burp/sick and problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick them in the storage cupboard!

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I have come out in an allergic rash just reading this thread...

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Boobies?

She won't have much luck with my boobies they're out of service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have come out in an allergic rash just reading this thread...

So you don't want to be one of my phone a friends tonight when the little one wakes up!!

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

Chuck them in the car. Drive round in circles.

It works, even when mine are ill

(plan your route for loyalty scheme members of Costa or mcds.... Gets you a free latte quickly)

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I have come out in an allergic rash just reading this thread...

So you don't want to be one of my phone a friends tonight when the little one wakes up!! "

In the words of a dragon or two

I'm OUT lol..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking after my 6 month old niece for a couple of hours while my sister is at my other nieces school.

I'd forgotten how much guess work is involved with babies...every time she cries I'm going through the checklist in my head,

So far we've had nappy change, tired and hungry.... "
well I am sure your doing a fine job . xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have come out in an allergic rash just reading this thread...

i feel a cold sweat coming.

hate babies.

tears start they go back to mummy n daddy.

V is very maternal.

me, not a bit of it. lol

i even tell her kids im the same as them cuz we all sucked her tits.

it doesnt go down well, and i generally get a slap off V for my efforts lol

i just talk to kids like adults, but forget where the cutoff is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id love a second one at some stage..

*goes to look on mothercare website for cute baby stuff*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babies..... Shudder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id love a second one at some stage..

*goes to look on mothercare website for cute baby stuff*"

V asked if i wanted a baby with her when we got together.

her youngest is now 11, so i said it wouldnt be fair on her.

she has decided fostering would be a better option, so now we are looking into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id love a second one at some stage..

*goes to look on mothercare website for cute baby stuff*

V asked if i wanted a baby with her when we got together.

her youngest is now 11, so i said it wouldnt be fair on her.

she has decided fostering would be a better option, so now we are looking into it"

thats a lovely outcome, hopefully you'll be successful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shhh... I'm babysitting my friends 5 month old tonight. She will be in bed by the time I get there.... But I'm a little nervous, I've never changed a nappy before!! "

Had you mentioned this on Tuesday I'd have given you some diazepam. They sleep for hours that way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id love a second one at some stage..

*goes to look on mothercare website for cute baby stuff*

V asked if i wanted a baby with her when we got together.

her youngest is now 11, so i said it wouldnt be fair on her.

she has decided fostering would be a better option, so now we are looking into it

thats a lovely outcome, hopefully you'll be successful "

fingers crossed.

you know how many hoops and shit you have to jump through so its not going to happen anytime soon

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well hopefully I will be a grandma one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babies are awesome and I can't help smiling when I see them.

My little girl is not so little at 16 now and my son who lives with his mum is coming up to 3 years old now so I guess I have to wait a few years now to rock a baby again.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I love babies. The working through all the crying things to the smiles and cuddles is just part of the deal.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

i even tell her kids im the same as them cuz we all sucked her tits.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I looked after our babies from 6months to about 2. I was often the only dad in the park or babygroup or mothercare.

I helped get the debenhams policy changed cos I complained a huge amount because they only had a mother and baby room and no where for me to change their nappies. They have parent and baby rooms now.

Gosh! Sounds like a mini Thursday rant!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I looked after our babies from 6months to about 2. I was often the only dad in the park or babygroup or mothercare.

I helped get the debenhams policy changed cos I complained a huge amount because they only had a mother and baby room and no where for me to change their nappies. They have parent and baby rooms now.

Gosh! Sounds like a mini Thursday rant!

No it doesn't. It sounds like you identified an issue and pressed for positive change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like being around babies and doing the whole cuddles and stuff, and I especially like it when I can give them back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like being around babies and doing the whole cuddles and stuff, and I especially like it when I can give them back

by far the best bit!

I've done my baby days not a chance of having more!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I like being around babies and doing the whole cuddles and stuff, and I especially like it when I can give them back

Wasn't there a rumour about babies yesterday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like being around babies and doing the whole cuddles and stuff, and I especially like it when I can give them back

Wasn't there a rumour about babies yesterday?

Shush you!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Lickety, it was having a baby girl. I was determined she wouldn't miss out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i even tell her kids im the same as them cuz we all sucked her tits.

i know, innaproprate

tbf im not talking about babies here, they are lte teenagers, nearly 20 one of them, although must say, i never say anything like that in front of her 11 year old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ideal job would be working with babies, then leaving them at the end of the day!

babies are easy - its teenagers that are the problem. Oh and grown men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Really cant see the problem,Half a pint of luke warm Guinness with a Tot of gin in the Bottle, Put them to bed with a Chicken Bone to suck on...Shimples

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By *annGentMan
over a year ago

With a cracking view

"My ideal job would be working with babies, then leaving them at the end of the day!

babies are easy - its teenagers that are the problem. Oh and grown men!

That's why I do the job that I do ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My new housemate is 3 weeks old and just beautiful. All the cuddles and none of the screaming, perfect

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My new housemate is 3 weeks old and just beautiful. All the cuddles and none of the screaming, perfect

Not a baby human then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My new housemate is 3 weeks old and just beautiful. All the cuddles and none of the screaming, perfect

Wow 3 weeks already!! That's gone quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My new housemate is 3 weeks old and just beautiful. All the cuddles and none of the screaming, perfect

Not a baby human then?

Yes it's a human baby lickety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My new housemate is 3 weeks old and just beautiful. All the cuddles and none of the screaming, perfect

Not a baby human then?

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babies no problem , its when they get a mind of there own and talk back ouch !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My new housemate is 3 weeks old and just beautiful. All the cuddles and none of the screaming, perfect

Wow 3 weeks already!! That's gone quick

Hasn't it just

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My new housemate is 3 weeks old and just beautiful. All the cuddles and none of the screaming, perfect

Not a baby human then?

Yes it's a human baby lickety

I think New at Ten should be called then - the only scream free human baby.

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

Yayy babies! lol.

I have a weekend of babies coming up. Stopping at a friends to meet their 4 week old tomorrow and then on home to see the family and my 14 week old nephew who will be sleeping in with us on Sat night (shhhhh, *Him* doesn't know this yet!)

Oh, he's teething too

(the baby, not *Him*

)

I figured we're gonna have to do it soon so might as well get some practice in!

I can't wait.

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My new housemate is 3 weeks old and just beautiful. All the cuddles and none of the screaming, perfect

Not a baby human then?

Yes it's a human baby lickety

I think New at Ten should be called then - the only scream free human baby."

The baby screams , it's not mine I don't hear it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"My new housemate is 3 weeks old and just beautiful. All the cuddles and none of the screaming, perfect

Not a baby human then?

Yes it's a human baby lickety

I think New at Ten should be called then - the only scream free human baby."
callum rarely cried. i called the health visitor as he never cried for two weeks. slept through from 5 weeks as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babies are for pussies..

..no wait that makes sense..

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