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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bastard wanking cunting (I hate that word) fucking stuff I hate it. Just spent hours stripping a bedroom daughters new house of the stuff and to add insult to injury there was painted lining paper underneath.

Thats my forum insurance premiums gone up.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No, there has been no violation of any of the terms and conditions of your FORUM INSURANCE in your rant. Today is Thursday (or to those from Brooklyn, Foisday) and so rants are permitted and encouraged and woodchip is a bastard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, there has been no violation of any of the terms and conditions of your FORUM INSURANCE in your rant. Today is Thursday (or to those from Brooklyn, Foisday) and so rants are permitted and encouraged and woodchip is a bastard. "

Phew thank fuck for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(or to those from Brooklyn, Foisday)"

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

stripping woodchip is like making love to a beautifull woman..

ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stripping woodchip is like making love to a beautifull woman..

ish "

deeply satisfying when yr finished??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"stripping woodchip is like making love to a beautifull woman..

ish "

Hard work?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"stripping woodchip is like making love to a beautifull woman..

ish "

Best done with the aid of an electric steamer.

I've no idea what that means.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"stripping woodchip is like making love to a beautifull woman..

ish

deeply satisfying when yr finished??"

yes..

and better for having prepared well..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"stripping woodchip is like making love to a beautifull woman..

ish

Best done with the aid of an electric steamer.

I've no idea what that means."

Have been using one

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"stripping woodchip is like making love to a beautifull woman..

ish

Best done with the aid of an electric steamer.

I've no idea what that means.

Have been using one"

just wait till you try striping artex off

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"stripping woodchip is like making love to a beautifull woman..

ish

Best done with the aid of an electric steamer.

I've no idea what that means.

Have been using one

just wait till you try striping artex off "

artex is a total new level of

had a viewing at a house years ago and the owners had artexed every wall and ceiling..

it was interesting to say the least given some of it was capable of injury..

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Stripping woodchip gives an insight into what torture.victims go through as little slivers of wood get rammed behind your fingernails!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people that use woodchip should be anally fcuked using a tree stump!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"stripping woodchip is like making love to a beautifull woman..

ish

Best done with the aid of an electric steamer.

I've no idea what that means.

Have been using one

just wait till you try striping artex off "

Son in laws got a thingy ma jig for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"people that use woodchip should be anally fcuked using a tree stump!"

Couldnt agree more. Some of the rooms had four layers of paper on the walls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can plaster over woodchip. As long as any loose stuff is off, any bits that are stuck to the wall will be an ideal key for plaster. Before the plastering massive jump on my case, this is not an ideal cure but I've never had any comeback after 20yrs in the industry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can plaster over woodchip. As long as any loose stuff is off, any bits that are stuck to the wall will be an ideal key for plaster. Before the plastering massive jump on my case, this is not an ideal cure but I've never had any comeback after 20yrs in the industry"

Im gonba kill my son in law the plasterer when he gets home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"people that use woodchip should be anally fcuked using a tree stump!

Couldnt agree more. Some of the rooms had four layers of paper on the walls. "

before i moved into where i am now, my ex and i were offered a flat which had ALL the walls (including the bathrooom) woodchipped and painted dark purple!!!!

no chance of even easily painting over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you mean you haven't decorated since the 70's wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"people that use woodchip should be anally fcuked using a tree stump!

Couldnt agree more. Some of the rooms had four layers of paper on the walls.

before i moved into where i am now, my ex and i were offered a flat which had ALL the walls (including the bathrooom) woodchipped and painted dark purple!!!!

no chance of even easily painting over it"

What are s it some people. Some of the walls had been painted lime green and orange

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When my son was little he took his nappy off in bed and wiped the poo all over the woodchopper walls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woodchip is childs play!

Real heartache is taking off a couple of layers of wallpaper to discover that back in the day, some previous owner decided that it would be a good idea to paper the walls then VARNISH them! Proper hard wood varnish!

When you've had to strip the walls centimetre at a time with a heat gun, then I'll listen to your moans about woodchip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When my son was little he took his nappy off in bed and wiped the poo all over the woodchopper walls "

Thats all kinds of nasty!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"stripping woodchip is like making love to a beautifull woman..

ish

Best done with the aid of an electric steamer.

I've no idea what that means.

Have been using one

just wait till you try striping artex off

Son in laws got a thingy ma jig for that. "

You might want to be careful with artex as anything more than 20 years old will probably contain some level of asbestos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Setup a temporary steam room in there and the wallpaper will just slide off

Ok it's not as sexy as a hot tub but beggars can't be choosers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP- I feel your pain. Been there, suffered too. I mean, WHO covers glossed woodchip with MORE woodchip the varnishes it? Helloooo

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

paper tiger then a steam stripper x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it not just be easier to keep painting over it till it goes smooth???? No????

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon

I wood chipped my cottage some 20 odd years ago , yes I know i was a twat and need a christmas tree shoving up my arse but at the time it covered a whole multitude of sins up and did a fair job of holding old plaster onto the walls , have just finished the last room of stripping of crap plaster and replastered every thing I am now a happy man

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Hate the stuff and have had Nightmares removing wood-chip wallpaper

But was even more shocked to see it on sale at a big wallpaper place at ONLY £6.99 a Roll.. wouldn't even want it if it was for free.. and They even had the cheek to put Retro on the label !!!

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