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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My lovely new bed has arrived and the mattress is too deep for my sheets. I'm going to have to buy new ones. Drat!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I bet there are a lot of peeps hoping the title was an invitation

Leopard Print sheets. The only way.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Put a pile of books on each corner to weigh it down a bit.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Put a pile of books on each corner to weigh it down a bit. "
She could ask Peaches for some of hers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's why I prefer flat sheets and not fitted

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"That's why I prefer flat sheets and not fitted "

Too much hassle!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Make sure you check the depth before buying new. Fitted sheets tend to be skimpy at best,my mattress is so deep I now just use a king size flat sheet.

John Lewis I believe do deep ones but im not ready to buy new yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measuring isn't my forte either. I'm always buying the wrong size curtains,curtain poles and other important things like sofas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet there are a lot of peeps hoping the title was an invitation

Leopard Print sheets. The only way. "

I really want some but can't find any anywhere!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

John Lewis do indeed have deep fitted sheets. Wait until the sales for them. In the meantime you are going to have to let some seams out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite fancy a woven hammock.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I quite fancy a woven hammock. "

Single male? You'll never pull one of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quite fancy a woven hammock.

Single male? You'll never pull one of them. "

In which case I'll just start a thread moaning about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lovely new bed has arrived and the mattress is too deep for my sheets. I'm going to have to buy new ones. Drat!"

Let me know where you got the sheets from, we have a 10 inch mattress all the sheets I buy don't fit

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

Dunelm mill. I buy the extra deep fitted sheets from here as my mattress has a two inch topper on too. About £12 for king size...

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Measuring isn't my forte either. I'm always buying the wrong size curtains,curtain poles and other important things like sofas "

Use a Sky remote.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Measuring isn't my forte either. I'm always buying the wrong size curtains,curtain poles and other important things like sofas

Use a Sky remote..... "

will feel silly asking for a 20 sky remote long curtain pole

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

Just checked and dunelm have a sale on so 20% off at the moment.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

learn to do envelope corners

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands


"I bet there are a lot of peeps hoping the title was an invitation

Leopard Print sheets. The only way.

I really want some but can't find any anywhere! "

EBay have them...

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Measuring isn't my forte either. I'm always buying the wrong size curtains,curtain poles and other important things like sofas

Use a Sky remote.....

will feel silly asking for a 20 sky remote long curtain pole "

I'm looking into manufacturing a false 5 inch sky remote, but I think someone has beaten me too it

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

My mattress is 12" deep and I bought a deep sheet but it only pulls down half way on the mattress and its a real nail breaker to put on.

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands


"My mattress is 12" deep and I bought a deep sheet but it only pulls down half way on the mattress and its a real nail breaker to put on. "

As above...they're 28cms deep..x

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Fitted sheets come in different depths? I often wondered why the corners of my mattress curl up.....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I bet there are a lot of peeps hoping the title was an invitation

Leopard Print sheets. The only way.

I really want some but can't find any anywhere! "
Asda had some last time I was in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lovely new bed has arrived and the mattress is too deep for my sheets. I'm going to have to buy new ones. Drat!"

Try the well-known auction site. They often have all the dimensions including depth of the sheets and you can get Egyptian cotton at good prices.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Just looked on ebay ..

all of the sizes in all of the colours from 200TC to 1000TC.. (bet they nice )

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Tell me about it, we had the same problem, even worse was the new bed was so high we have to take a run up at it and do a Fosbury Flop just to get on it !

It wasn't that high in the shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the mattress in your washing machine on a hot wash to shrink it a little!

Hey presto! Your sheets will fit like a glove!!

**forum insurance disclaimer!!

This method will possibly not work.

You also may suffer great expense buying a fuck off huge washing machine that a mattress will fit in.

It may be cheaper to buy new sheets!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Tell me about it, we had the same problem, even worse was the new bed was so high we have to take a run up at it and do a Fosbury Flop just to get on it !

It wasn't that high in the shop "

I'd stand no chance then.

I was at a hotel in Texas years ago where I had to rock climb up the bed to get in.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Tell me about it, we had the same problem, even worse was the new bed was so high we have to take a run up at it and do a Fosbury Flop just to get on it !

It wasn't that high in the shop "

Lol mine is high too .. OH bed has two mattress's ( storing one ) that is really high I fell out once ..

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

You can get a flat sheet and grab the corners into a bunch and put an elastic band around each one, it's a temporary fix if you don't fancy sewing elastic in.

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