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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I no longer am known as a single bloke as aparrently we have the world against us and will never get a meet on Fab! I am now branching out and now known as an unattached fellow. Who is with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the single bloke title it's easier to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer single men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer single men "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your all of my Christmas card list! Hope your happy.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How about using detached for single, semi-detached for those with open relationship and terraced for those with more attachments than a food processor?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about using detached for single, semi-detached for those with open relationship and terraced for those with more attachments than a food processor?"

Great idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your all of my Christmas card list! Hope your happy. "

no one said the didn't like you though

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"How about using detached for single, semi-detached for those with open relationship and terraced for those with more attachments than a food processor?"

We can take that further, bungalow for those with nothing going on upstairs, basement apartment for a guy who only has what's downstairs as a selling point, maison for those with delusions of grandeur, towerblock for those over 6'6 and secure accommodation for those who really shouldn't be allowed out on their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i get a mortgage on a detached ?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Da da da daaaa! It's Singleman!! Faster than a single woman's block button, more powerful than an overdose of Lynx, he's empathic to all single ladies, shoots down single male competition with a well versed quip, is immune to catching gay from fabbing.....has he no weakness, who can stand up to him?

Tune in next week to find out, same fab time, same fab channel!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Da da da daaaa! It's Singleman!! Faster than a single woman's block button, more powerful than an overdose of Lynx, he's empathic to all single ladies, shoots down single male competition with a well versed quip, is immune to catching gay from fabbing.....has he no weakness, who can stand up to him?

Tune in next week to find out, same fab time, same fab channel!"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"How about using detached for single, semi-detached for those with open relationship and terraced for those with more attachments than a food processor?

We can take that further, bungalow for those with nothing going on upstairs, basement apartment for a guy who only has what's downstairs as a selling point, maison for those with delusions of grandeur, towerblock for those over 6'6 and secure accommodation for those who really shouldn't be allowed out on their own. "

Grand Designs here we cum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Da da da daaaa! It's Singleman!! Faster than a single woman's block button, more powerful than an overdose of Lynx, he's empathic to all single ladies, shoots down single male competition with a well versed quip, is immune to catching gay from fabbing.....has he no weakness, who can stand up to him?

Tune in next week to find out, same fab time, same fab channel!"

You forgot he's faster than a speeding cum shot!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about female deficient?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"Da da da daaaa! It's Singleman!! Faster than a single woman's block button, more powerful than an overdose of Lynx, he's empathic to all single ladies, shoots down single male competition with a well versed quip, is immune to catching gay from fabbing.....has he no weakness, who can stand up to him?

Tune in next week to find out, same fab time, same fab channel!

You forgot he's faster than a speeding cum shot!?"

That's no match for a single woman's block button!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Da da da daaaa! It's Singleman!! Faster than a single woman's block button, more powerful than an overdose of Lynx, he's empathic to all single ladies, shoots down single male competition with a well versed quip, is immune to catching gay from fabbing.....has he no weakness, who can stand up to him?

Tune in next week to find out, same fab time, same fab channel!

You forgot he's faster than a speeding cum shot!?

That's no match for a single woman's block button!"

You haven't seen me cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was finding it impossible to get meets and get people to answer messages so after years of inactivity and frustration gave up and became a couple!

*not actually true. I just got lucky!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I was finding it impossible to get meets and get people to answer messages so after years of inactivity and frustration gave up and became a couple!

*not actually true. I just got lucky!! "

oh so you are a couple...i knew you would admit it sooner or later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was finding it impossible to get meets and get people to answer messages so after years of inactivity and frustration gave up and became a couple!

*not actually true. I just got lucky!!

oh so you are a couple...i knew you would admit it sooner or later "

FFS!! And they say blokes don't read profiles!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I was finding it impossible to get meets and get people to answer messages so after years of inactivity and frustration gave up and became a couple!

*not actually true. I just got lucky!!

oh so you are a couple...i knew you would admit it sooner or later "

He admitted it last year. Now they're not meet singly but there is definitely no baby and no secrets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol no only the swinger scene are against single guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was finding it impossible to get meets and get people to answer messages so after years of inactivity and frustration gave up and became a couple!

*not actually true. I just got lucky!!

oh so you are a couple...i knew you would admit it sooner or later

He admitted it last year. Now they're not meet singly but there is definitely no baby and no secrets. "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I was finding it impossible to get meets and get people to answer messages so after years of inactivity and frustration gave up and became a couple!

*not actually true. I just got lucky!!

oh so you are a couple...i knew you would admit it sooner or later

He admitted it last year. Now they're not meet singly but there is definitely no baby and no secrets.

"

Is the blushing for the not meeting singly, the no baby or the no secrets? It might be all three as there are three blush emoticons...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was finding it impossible to get meets and get people to answer messages so after years of inactivity and frustration gave up and became a couple!

*not actually true. I just got lucky!!

oh so you are a couple...i knew you would admit it sooner or later

He admitted it last year. Now they're not meet singly but there is definitely no baby and no secrets.

Is the blushing for the not meeting singly, the no baby or the no secrets? It might be all three as there are three blush emoticons...?"

Its more the whole 'admission' and the lucky bit

But also because of the baby thing but not in the sense that there isn't one - one child, two cats and an old man that behaves like a child is enough for me thanks

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I am here for single blokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would like to join the fellowship of the unattached

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about using detached for single, semi-detached for those with open relationship and terraced for those with more attachments than a food processor?

We can take that further, bungalow for those with nothing going on upstairs, basement apartment for a guy who only has what's downstairs as a selling point, maison for those with delusions of grandeur, towerblock for those over 6'6 and secure accommodation for those who really shouldn't be allowed out on their own. "

Love it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am here for single blokes "

prepare to be bombarded

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I was finding it impossible to get meets and get people to answer messages so after years of inactivity and frustration gave up and became a couple!

*not actually true. I just got lucky!!

oh so you are a couple...i knew you would admit it sooner or later

He admitted it last year. Now they're not meet singly but there is definitely no baby and no secrets. "

And no flying saucers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's that bloody preference list again~that's what does it. Say we'll Shag anyone and there will be tons of meets ~Simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im none as billy no mates on this site!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i would like to join the fellowship of the unattached"

We need three more so we can go on a quest. For that golden ring (piece)

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I am here for single blokes

prepare to be bombarded "

I wont be bombarded as I am old and fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am here for single blokes

prepare to be bombarded

I wont be bombarded as I am old and fat "

stop fishing you know your not x

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