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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think i'm going through the menopause. I keep getting hot flushes. And it's meant to be cold. On top of that, i work in the chillers in the evening. Why would i be flustered in there?

I'm telling you. It's the menopause and midlife crisis - the male version.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Pops, you are too young for a mid life anything.

It might be too much chicken, or rather anything that has been pumped into the chicken to make it plump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard about a guy who had the exact same symptoms and his penis fell off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops, you are too young for a mid life anything.

It might be too much chicken, or rather anything that has been pumped into the chicken to make it plump.

"

Oooooh i dunno, nowt beats pumping into a plump bird.

Figuratively. But it's rather nice.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I heard about a guy who had the exact same symptoms and his penis fell off. "

That will have put a pause to the man bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard about a guy who had the exact same symptoms and his penis fell off.

That will have put a pause to the man bit.

"

Why isn't it called Womenopause anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's meant to be 'menstruation pause'

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I heard about a guy who had the exact same symptoms and his penis fell off.

That will have put a pause to the man bit.

Why isn't it called Womenopause anyway? "

We go off men at that point? No, that can't be right as I have been libidinously crazy since the menopause.

It's all Greek to me. The men bit refers to month and the pause to ceasing/halting.

Menarche is the start and menopause is the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't even know if I have it or had it or got it to come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't even know if I have it or had it or got it to come "

Got no oven but one ovary that's why I'm confuddled

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't even know if I have it or had it or got it to come

Got no oven but one ovary that's why I'm confuddled "

It's still to come if you've got one working ovary. That would explain your flapping. Get ready for the rest.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

It might be puberty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your only 24 you daft puddin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It might be puberty."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Pops this thread has had me giggling before I've got out of bed

Ti'n seren / you're a star x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It might be puberty.

"

Have you heard how squeeky my voice is? It's so embarassing

...everyone expects it to be rough and deep. And once i open my mouth they're all like 'eh?'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Pops this thread has had me giggling before I've got out of bed

Ti'n seren / you're a star x"

Cusan cusan cusan xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Pops this thread has had me giggling before I've got out of bed

Ti'n seren / you're a star x

Cusan cusan cusan xx

"

Aw cusan back x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I still want to stroke your beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I still want to stroke your beard "

Oh okay then!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I still want to stroke your beard

Oh okay then!

"

Only a week to go before Tina strokes your beard. Make sure it's well conditioned for her.

I hope your flushes are under control now.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

A friend of mine calls hot flushes having a Mediterranean moment.

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