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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Man needed to act as human sized hot water bottle

Must not snore

Must not fart first thing in the morning

Must give good cuddles

And cooks breakfast in the morning..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of a tall order there sassy

Good luck huni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2's up when you find him please

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Can he fart during the night then?

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By *londezCouple
over a year ago

London.


"2's up when you find him please "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can he fart during the night then?

"

Or later in the day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you will find millions of men who tick all but one of those boxes. There is not a prize for guessing which one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can he fart during the night then?

"

If im asleep and dont conciously smell it.. alls good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A position I should apply for.....

I'm hot stuff..

I don't snore - well, I've never heard myself snore yet...

Just like all females, I never fart (it was definitely the dog which farted, what? you don't have a dog? It must have been next doors dog then..)

And as for breakfast in bed.... with me, I'd give you meat and two veg every morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol @ blaming it on the dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well, it's only fair, dogs are dumb asses. The only animals to be surprised by their own farts....

then they get ever so excited when the door bell rings, but why? it's never a visitor for them.....

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"well, it's only fair, dogs are dumb asses. The only animals to be surprised by their own farts....

then they get ever so excited when the door bell rings, but why? it's never a visitor for them....."

dogs are sociable creatures lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just as I was reading this in bed...... I farted and it was a stinker!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Thank goodness you didnt mention Ironing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank goodness you didnt mention Ironing! "

Im not after a partner or anything just a 11pm til 8am kinda guy..

Someone who buggers off during the day.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Thank goodness you didnt mention Ironing!

Im not after a partner or anything just a 11pm til 8am kinda guy..

Someone who buggers off during the day. "

That sounds like a working husband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank goodness you didnt mention Ironing!

Im not after a partner or anything just a 11pm til 8am kinda guy..

Someone who buggers off during the day. "

You need a vampire!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank goodness you didnt mention Ironing!

Im not after a partner or anything just a 11pm til 8am kinda guy..

Someone who buggers off during the day.

That sounds like a working husband."

Nooo deffo not one of those lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

You need a vampire! "

I like garlic far too much for any Vampire to apply,,, but need a hot blooded man

oh and you reminded me..

'No men who starfish in bed'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh sassy you little darlingxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man needed to act as human sized hot water bottle

Must not snore

Must not fart first thing in the morning

Must give good cuddles

And cooks breakfast in the morning.."

I fit all then criteria, have addition things too though. I'm good at diy, make furniture now and then when needed, have a stable and good career, love.to give gifts and treat the other gives a lot of affection too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i was just after a sleeping partner.. too tight to put my heating on. just needed a body for warmth..

and selfishly wanted a bit of breakfast in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was just after a sleeping partner.. too tight to put my heating on. just needed a body for warmth..

and selfishly wanted a bit of breakfast in the morning "

I don't use the heating, and work during the day. Sleeping partner sounds ideal

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Man needed to act as human sized hot water bottle

Must not snore

Must not fart first thing in the morning

Must give good cuddles

And cooks breakfast in the morning.."

Up until this morning I'd have said I had one that's fits a bit one. Now it's all but two

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Thank goodness you didnt mention Ironing!

Im not after a partner or anything just a 11pm til 8am kinda guy..

Someone who buggers off during the day.

You need a vampire! "

Vampires are cold though

Werewolf is what cute is after

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank goodness you didnt mention Ironing!

Im not after a partner or anything just a 11pm til 8am kinda guy..

Someone who buggers off during the day.

You need a vampire!

Vampires are cold though

Werewolf is what cute is after "

least its plenty of furr to stroke.. fluffy hot water bottle

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