FabSwingers.com forum: 'Secret'

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For those of you who had messages from me about the 'secret' - well it's no longer a secret

Just thought I'd let you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the secret that is no longer a secret is ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For those of you who had messages from me about the 'secret' - well it's no longer a secret

Just thought I'd let you know

Obi is really a sarcastic robot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And the secret that is no longer a secret is ? "

Birthday surprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For those of you who had messages from me about the 'secret' - well it's no longer a secret

Just thought I'd let you know

Obi is really a sarcastic robot?

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For those of you who had messages from me about the 'secret' - well it's no longer a secret

Just thought I'd let you know

Why didn't you just mail them again rather than put up a thread about it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i was expexting a post about a baby obi on the way..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i was expexting a post about a baby obi on the way.. "

So was I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i was expexting a post about a baby obi on the way..

So was I

Me 3 !

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"For those of you who had messages from me about the 'secret' - well it's no longer a secret

Just thought I'd let you know

Of course it's not, as soon as someone else knows it's not a secret anymore

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Well i was expexting a post about a baby obi on the way..

So was I

Me 3 ! "

Was just picturing a baby Obi: bald, likes the breast, sulks if you take his toys away... Oooh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i was expexting a post about a baby obi on the way..

So was I

Me 3 !

Was just picturing a baby Obi: bald, likes the breast, sulks if you take his toys away... Oooh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and I had the knitting needles out for them ......................

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Does this involve a flying saucer and men wearing hats?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A) there is no baby Obi!

B) everyone who was told/asked about it/coming is on the forums and will read this - so saves clogging up my inbox more when im getting a fair few messages about the social atm

C) there is no baby!!!

So no knitting, baby names or whatever else you'll come up is necessary

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"A) there is no baby Obi!

B) everyone who was told/asked about it/coming is on the forums and will read this - so saves clogging up my inbox more when im getting a fair few messages about the social atm

C) there is no baby!!!

So no knitting, baby names or whatever else you'll come up is necessary

Yes, fine, fine, but what about the flying saucer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes, fine, fine, but what about the flying saucer?

You can have a saucer, if you behave!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A) there is no baby Obi!

B) everyone who was told/asked about it/coming is on the forums and will read this - so saves clogging up my inbox more when im getting a fair few messages about the social atm

C) there is no baby!!!

So no knitting, baby names or whatever else you'll come up is necessary

Yes, fine, fine, but what about the flying saucer?

Your better off asking funky monkey about flying saucers... What with him being a time traveller and all

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Yes, fine, fine, but what about the flying saucer?

You can have a saucer, if you behave!!"

Are they those rice paper ones with the sherbet in?

Cos I'm not sure I can have those on my diet

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I want a big 1950s retro flying saucer, with optional small town America and lots of guys wearing hats and ties and smoking a lot (draft in the cast from Madmen) and then the National Guard turning up to shell it.

Can't you organise me one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes, fine, fine, but what about the flying saucer?

You can have a saucer, if you behave!!

Are they those rice paper ones with the sherbet in?

Cos I'm not sure I can have those on my diet

I was actually planning on getting some of those for the party

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I want a big 1950s retro flying saucer, with optional small town America and lots of guys wearing hats and ties and smoking a lot (draft in the cast from Madmen) and then the National Guard turning up to shell it.

Can't you organise me one?

Ooh I have the perfect dress and I'll wear gloves and everything and we can have cocktail and bitching hour

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

So there is no baby then??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can't you organise me one?

Well duh, obviously!!

Its not like I have a social to organise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't you organise me one?

Well duh, obviously!!

Its not like I have a social to organise

ooooooooooooo are you doing requests as well now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can't you organise me one?

Well duh, obviously!!

Its not like I have a social to organise

ooooooooooooo are you doing requests as well now?

If its a request for a giant knob cake then yes

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"So there is no baby then??

I thought there was a baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There is no baby!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't you organise me one?

Well duh, obviously!!

Its not like I have a social to organise

ooooooooooooo are you doing requests as well now?

If its a request for a giant knob cake then yes

noooooooooooo it doesn't work like that ... we pick the requests and you supply em

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"So there is no baby then??

I thought there was a baby

Aww a baby obi now that would be cute lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can't you organise me one?

Well duh, obviously!!

Its not like I have a social to organise

ooooooooooooo are you doing requests as well now?

If its a request for a giant knob cake then yes

noooooooooooo it doesn't work like that ... we pick the requests and you supply em

Go on then - I have 5 minutes to spare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't you organise me one?

Well duh, obviously!!

Its not like I have a social to organise

ooooooooooooo are you doing requests as well now?

If its a request for a giant knob cake then yes

noooooooooooo it doesn't work like that ... we pick the requests and you supply em

Go on then - I have 5 minutes to spare!

errrrrrrrrrrrrm I haven't thought of one yet ..............

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"There is no baby!!!

Just flying saucers?? I like them. Sherbet fountains? Sherbet dib dabs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is no baby!!!

Just flying saucers?? I like them. Sherbet fountains? Sherbet dib dabs?

If I promise them all will we not mention babies again?!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"There is no baby!!!

Just flying saucers?? I like them. Sherbet fountains? Sherbet dib dabs?

If I promise them all will we not mention babies again?!

THATS BRIBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm open to that............chuck in some chalk lollies and you've got a deal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is no baby!!!

Just flying saucers?? I like them. Sherbet fountains? Sherbet dib dabs?

If I promise them all will we not mention babies again?!

THATS BRIBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm open to that............chuck in some chalk lollies and you've got a deal!

Ooo - I like them!

What about love hearts? Quite fancy some rolos too!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Can't you organise me one?

Ooh I have the perfect dress and I'll wear gloves and everything and we can have cocktail and bitching hour

That is 20% of the fun on a TG event night, looking at what everyone else is wearing and then making comments out of their hearing

Obviously as a huge busted CD with an addiction to leopard print I'm immune to such comments, myself.

I'll be made up if we do have a giant flying saucer at the social. Can we also rearrange West Brom so it resembles Nebraska and get some cars with fins and chrome?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Who let the cat out of the bag?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"There is no baby!!!

Just flying saucers?? I like them. Sherbet fountains? Sherbet dib dabs?

If I promise them all will we not mention babies again?!

THATS BRIBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm open to that............chuck in some chalk lollies and you've got a deal!

Ooo - I like them!

What about love hearts? Quite fancy some rolos too!

I've gone far too cheaply haven't i?

I like love hearts and I love Edinburgh rock too.

Ooo ooo tangfastics too!!

Can you spot the dad who steals his kids sweeties??????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who let the cat out of the bag?"

But he made me tell him - so technically its all his fault!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is no baby!!!

Just flying saucers?? I like them. Sherbet fountains? Sherbet dib dabs?

If I promise them all will we not mention babies again?!

THATS BRIBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm open to that............chuck in some chalk lollies and you've got a deal!

Ooo - I like them!

What about love hearts? Quite fancy some rolos too!

I've gone far too cheaply haven't i?

I like love hearts and I love Edinburgh rock too.

Ooo ooo tangfastics too!!

Can you spot the dad who steals his kids sweeties??????

I'm tempted to do a 'sweets from the 70s & 80s' theme now - who is an old git who knows the 70's well?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

is the secret related to activity at the social.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"There is no baby!!!

Just flying saucers?? I like them. Sherbet fountains? Sherbet dib dabs?

If I promise them all will we not mention babies again?!

THATS BRIBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm open to that............chuck in some chalk lollies and you've got a deal!

Ooo - I like them!

What about love hearts? Quite fancy some rolos too!

I've gone far too cheaply haven't i?

I like love hearts and I love Edinburgh rock too.

Ooo ooo tangfastics too!!

Can you spot the dad who steals his kids sweeties??????

I'm tempted to do a 'sweets from the 70s & 80s' theme now - who is an old git who knows the 70's well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"is the secret related to activity at the social."

Nope - the secret wasn't til March

Although its not a secret anymore

So no need to be secretive about a secret due in March

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no baby!!!

Just flying saucers?? I like them. Sherbet fountains? Sherbet dib dabs?

If I promise them all will we not mention babies again?!

THATS BRIBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm open to that............chuck in some chalk lollies and you've got a deal!

Ooo - I like them!

What about love hearts? Quite fancy some rolos too!

I've gone far too cheaply haven't i?

I like love hearts and I love Edinburgh rock too.

Ooo ooo tangfastics too!!

Can you spot the dad who steals his kids sweeties??????

I'm tempted to do a 'sweets from the 70s & 80s' theme now - who is an old git who knows the 70's well?

Hey enough of bashing the people who were born in the 70s!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is no baby!!!

Just flying saucers?? I like them. Sherbet fountains? Sherbet dib dabs?

If I promise them all will we not mention babies again?!

THATS BRIBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm open to that............chuck in some chalk lollies and you've got a deal!

Ooo - I like them!

What about love hearts? Quite fancy some rolos too!

I've gone far too cheaply haven't i?

I like love hearts and I love Edinburgh rock too.

Ooo ooo tangfastics too!!

Can you spot the dad who steals his kids sweeties??????

I'm tempted to do a 'sweets from the 70s & 80s' theme now - who is an old git who knows the 70's well?

Hey enough of bashing the people who were born in the 70s!!

Pay back!!

Mwahahahaha

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"is the secret related to activity at the social.

Nope - the secret wasn't til March

Although its not a secret anymore

So no need to be secretive about a secret due in March

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no baby!!!

Just flying saucers?? I like them. Sherbet fountains? Sherbet dib dabs?

If I promise them all will we not mention babies again?!

THATS BRIBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm open to that............chuck in some chalk lollies and you've got a deal!

Ooo - I like them!

What about love hearts? Quite fancy some rolos too!

I've gone far too cheaply haven't i?

I like love hearts and I love Edinburgh rock too.

Ooo ooo tangfastics too!!

Can you spot the dad who steals his kids sweeties??????

I'm tempted to do a 'sweets from the 70s & 80s' theme now - who is an old git who knows the 70's well?

Hey enough of bashing the people who were born in the 70s!!

Pay back!!

Mwahahahaha

Pay back

For what? I was born in the 70s! Nothing wrong with me

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"There is no baby!!!

Just flying saucers?? I like them. Sherbet fountains? Sherbet dib dabs?

If I promise them all will we not mention babies again?!

THATS BRIBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm open to that............chuck in some chalk lollies and you've got a deal!

Ooo - I like them!

What about love hearts? Quite fancy some rolos too!

I've gone far too cheaply haven't i?

I like love hearts and I love Edinburgh rock too.

Ooo ooo tangfastics too!!

Can you spot the dad who steals his kids sweeties??????

I'm tempted to do a 'sweets from the 70s & 80s' theme now - who is an old git who knows the 70's well?

Hey enough of bashing the people who were born in the 70s!!

Pay back!!

Mwahahahaha

Pay back

For what? I was born in the 70s! Nothing wrong with me

Me neither - ish

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Doh who told him?

It wasn't me

I can't even remember when his bday is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is no baby!!!

Just flying saucers?? I like them. Sherbet fountains? Sherbet dib dabs?

If I promise them all will we not mention babies again?!

THATS BRIBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm open to that............chuck in some chalk lollies and you've got a deal!

Ooo - I like them!

What about love hearts? Quite fancy some rolos too!

I've gone far too cheaply haven't i?

I like love hearts and I love Edinburgh rock too.

Ooo ooo tangfastics too!!

Can you spot the dad who steals his kids sweeties??????

I'm tempted to do a 'sweets from the 70s & 80s' theme now - who is an old git who knows the 70's well?

Hey enough of bashing the people who were born in the 70s!!

Pay back!!

Mwahahahaha

Pay back

For what? I was born in the 70s! Nothing wrong with me

You can be the exception

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doh who told him?

It wasn't me

I can't even remember when his bday is

Two weeks after mine - hence the joint party

And it was me, but its his fault!

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

"Doh who told him?

It wasn't me

I can't even remember when his bday is

Two weeks after mine - hence the joint party

And it was me, but its his fault!"

You blabbed your own secret but it was his fault

Memo to me; use that in future

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doh who told him?

It wasn't me

I can't even remember when his bday is

Two weeks after mine - hence the joint party

And it was me, but its his fault!

You blabbed your own secret but it was his fault

Memo to me; use that in future

It was his fault!!

I spent friggin ages organising it all in secret and how I was going to get rid of him for a bit then the bugger wanted to plan something too and made me tell him why he couldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i was expexting a post about a baby obi on the way..

So was I

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So there is no baby then??

Ha chops I'm quite upset, actually never got an invite to the baby shower!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you pregnant?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you pregnant?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Quizzical face...

Obi now knows it will be both his and your birthday in March. He has realised this all by himself and was planning something so that forced you to tell him about a surprise party?

Meanwhile, they cats have got out and a baby Obi might be cute but there is no baby yet.

Bad move OP. You should have angled for Obi's plans as well as the surprise party. I'm useless at it but I'll play poker with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So there is no baby then??

I thought there was a baby

Aww a baby obi now that would be cute lol "

Is it wrong that I'm imagining him with his curly afro, sucking his thumb in an adult baby outfit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So there is no baby then??

I thought there was a baby

Aww a baby obi now that would be cute lol

Is it wrong that I'm imagining him with his curly afro, sucking his thumb in an adult baby outfit?

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So anyway about this Baby, have you had your first Scan yet ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So there is no baby then??

I thought there was a baby

Aww a baby obi now that would be cute lol

Is it wrong that I'm imagining him with his curly afro, sucking his thumb in an adult baby outfit?

Ditto

I'll go with, no it's isn't wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So there is no baby then??

I thought there was a baby

Aww a baby obi now that would be cute lol

Is it wrong that I'm imagining him with his curly afro, sucking his thumb in an adult baby outfit?

That would be the onesie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gutted there's no baby

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Gutted there's no baby

Gutted there's no flying saucer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gutted there's no baby

Gutted there's no flying saucer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going to find out if it's a boy or a girl ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you going to find out if it's a boy or a girl ?"

One of each.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Gutted there's no baby

Gutted there's no flying saucer

Shall I make you one? If I steal enough Lego from the kids I should be able to manage it before 1st February.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Gutted there's no baby

Gutted there's no flying saucer

Shall I make you one? If I steal enough Lego from the kids I should be able to manage it before 1st February."

I've already got a lego one. I want a real one and all the 1950's paraphernalia that goes with it. Including a Sheriff that is doubtful that a group of kids saw the saucer land in the quarry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hilarious - the lot of you!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Gutted there's no baby

Gutted there's no flying saucer

Shall I make you one? If I steal enough Lego from the kids I should be able to manage it before 1st February.

I've already got a lego one. I want a real one and all the 1950's paraphernalia that goes with it. Including a Sheriff that is doubtful that a group of kids saw the saucer land in the quarry.

What if I make a diorama in a shoe box for you?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hilarious - the lot of you!!

You have to admit the idea of Obi in a baby onesie wearing his afro and suckling on a dwah dwah is an amusing image.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Gutted there's no baby

Gutted there's no flying saucer

Shall I make you one? If I steal enough Lego from the kids I should be able to manage it before 1st February.

I've already got a lego one. I want a real one and all the 1950's paraphernalia that goes with it. Including a Sheriff that is doubtful that a group of kids saw the saucer land in the quarry.

What if I make a diorama in a shoe box for you?

Ooooooohhh I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For those of you who had messages from me about the 'secret' - well it's no longer a secret

Just thought I'd let you know

Why didn't you just mail them again rather than put up a thread about it?

Attention maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gutted there's no baby

Gutted there's no flying saucer

Shall I make you one? If I steal enough Lego from the kids I should be able to manage it before 1st February.

I've already got a lego one. I want a real one and all the 1950's paraphernalia that goes with it. Including a Sheriff that is doubtful that a group of kids saw the saucer land in the quarry.

What if I make a diorama in a shoe box for you?

Diorama? You can get tablets for that you know!

And yes - it was my fault - and no - there's no sodding baby!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hilarious - the lot of you!!

You have to admit the idea of Obi in a baby onesie wearing his afro and suckling on a dwah dwah is an amusing image.

The thought of that image is making me re-think our relationship

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Gutted there's no baby

Gutted there's no flying saucer

Shall I make you one? If I steal enough Lego from the kids I should be able to manage it before 1st February.

I've already got a lego one. I want a real one and all the 1950's paraphernalia that goes with it. Including a Sheriff that is doubtful that a group of kids saw the saucer land in the quarry.

What if I make a diorama in a shoe box for you?

Diorama? You can get tablets for that you know!

And yes - it was my fault - and no - there's no sodding baby!

Are the tablets water soluble?

I could make you a diorama of you, Fox, Fox-Cub and Obibabe if you like.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hilarious - the lot of you!!

You have to admit the idea of Obi in a baby onesie wearing his afro and suckling on a dwah dwah is an amusing image.

The thought of that image is making me re-think our relationship

You don't mean it. You just want to put his onesies in with the jumble.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

No baby do an announcement this big surelymust be eengagement??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No baby do an announcement this big surelymust be eengagement??"

I thought we had that when Obi announced the Relationship? (Capital R deliberate.)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No baby

No engagement

No baby onesies

Just a surprise party that is now not a surprise, but a party, without the surprise element

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sister is getting rid of a buggy if you want one. It's in very good condition.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

phew im glad we got that sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Carry on and I may 'accidentally' lose all the chocolate cocks and cakes for the social!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Carry on and I may 'accidentally' lose all the chocolate cocks and cakes for the social!!

Noooooooooooo!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carry on and I may 'accidentally' lose all the chocolate cocks and cakes for the social!!

Noooooooooooo!!!!

I think someone's feeling grumpy and throwing their toys of their new cot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carry on and I may 'accidentally' lose all the chocolate cocks and cakes for the social!!

Noooooooooooo!!!!

I think someone's feeling grumpy and throwing their toys of their new cot

Hmmmmm . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i was expexting a post about a baby obi on the way.. "
hahaha give it fooking time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carry on and I may 'accidentally' lose all the chocolate cocks and cakes for the social!!

It's no good threatening us.... I'm not going to social!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carry on and I may 'accidentally' lose all the chocolate cocks and cakes for the social!!

I'm being quiet so please may I still have mine? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you thought about names yet ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carry on and I may 'accidentally' lose all the chocolate cocks and cakes for the social!!

I'm being quiet so please may I still have mine? X"

We'll see!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you thought about names yet ?"

Obifox for a boy and foxobi for a girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you thought about names yet ?

Obifox for a boy and foxobi for a girl

But he would be named after our couples shagging name!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you thought about names yet ?"

gotta have an 'o' in the name so it matches in with the family name..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you thought about names yet ?

Obifox for a boy and foxobi for a girl

But he would be named after our couples shagging name!!

Well you have to shag to conceive so it's apt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you thought about names yet ?

gotta have an 'o' in the name so it matches in with the family name..

Toby or Olivia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carry on and I may 'accidentally' lose all the chocolate cocks and cakes for the social!!

It's no good threatening us.... I'm not going to social!

I'm not going to the not a suprise, suprise party but without a suprise. Unless I'm the not a suprise, suprise guest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carry on and I may 'accidentally' lose all the chocolate cocks and cakes for the social!!

It's no good threatening us.... I'm not going to social!

I'm not going to the not a suprise, suprise party but without a suprise. Unless I'm the not a suprise, suprise guest.

Ssshhhh it's a surprise

Oh it's not a surprise surprise anymore though.... So you could be the not a surprise guest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you thought about names yet ?

gotta have an 'o' in the name so it matches in with the family name..

Toby or Olivia. "

oh those are cute names actually

especially 'T-Obi'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is the secret related to activity at the social.

Nope - the secret wasn't til March

Although its not a secret anymore

So no need to be secretive about a secret due in March

its due in March ........... flippin heck that was quick

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"My sister is getting rid of a buggy if you want one. It's in very good condition. "

Or if you'd rather a proper pram I can get one of those.

And a travelcot that'll come in very handy in all those hotel rooms...

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