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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

First aided needed with an accident book.

I've just my finger in my desk and luckily just suffered a broken nail. Finger is throbbing though !

Assistance required

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First aided needed with an accident book.

I've just my finger in my desk and luckily just suffered a broken nail. Finger is throbbing though !

Assistance required "

Can't type !! Meant to say just trapped my finger in desk draw !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you need a full body massage and a nail file. Try not to move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First aided needed with an accident book.

I've just my finger in my desk and luckily just suffered a broken nail. Finger is throbbing though !

Assistance required "

I am qualified .. Please remove your shirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First aided needed with an accident book.

I've just my finger in my desk and luckily just suffered a broken nail. Finger is throbbing though !

Assistance required

I am qualified .. Please remove your shirt "

I'm wearing a dress

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

you need a nice warm slot to put it in

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'll hold your boobies for you whilst a real first aider arrives

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

how many men will now say I can take your mind off it lol

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Tut tut tut and men get no sympathy for having manflu.... stick ya nail back on with some superglue and woman up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how many men will now say I can take your mind off it lol"

I thought after my throbbing comment lol

Now pulsating.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tut tut tut and men get no sympathy for having manflu.... stick ya nail back on with some superglue and woman up "

It has broken below the top of my finger so hanging on

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket


"Tut tut tut and men get no sympathy for having manflu.... stick ya nail back on with some superglue and woman up

It has broken below the top of my finger so hanging on "

Have to use some extra strong superglue then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't have any. Only have a tube of lipgloss and that ain't any good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll probably need an ecg, and a t.u.b.e (totally unnecessary breast examination)

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Lipgloss will be good, you'll never see the tear in the nail

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'll probably need an ecg, and a t.u.b.e (totally unnecessary breast examination) "

I need a tube ! Guys seem to be to scared to exam mine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'll probably need an ecg, and a t.u.b.e (totally unnecessary breast examination)

I need a tube ! Guys seem to be to scared to exam mine lol "

If you were closer . I would gladly examine with hands and mouth . Taking my time making sure I don't miss anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a true medical emergency. Dont move. Need to do a top to tail exam. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Super glue found. Repaired and nails repaired. Phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shame I had some cream for that

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