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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Erm I think so

It's like the 5 second rule though. You wont catch ghey if you wait a little while first.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?"

no, but the husband's cock up his arse at the same time might.....

might......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you for real???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?"

It depends could you taste his cock on your lips when you kissed her and did you like the taste?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if hes wearing stockings, and clicks the heels of his sparkly red stilletoes together three times while chanting

There's no way I'm homo

There's no way I'm homo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *entaur 9Man
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?"

Obviously and if they kiss a woman who's sucked several they start wearing lingerie

Hope this clears it up for you.

On second thoughts... no ! Lol.

Interesting theory OP- so did you enjoy the kiss?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

are straight men not just gay men in denial

I am sure I read that pearl of wisdom, now where was it......

I am buggered if I remember where....

Fabswingers that's it...

Now lube me up and be gentle Funky please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it depend on whether she'd already swallowed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, and he will die of AIDS unless he takes a Junior Dispirin within 24 hours of kissing a cock flavoured mouth

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Yeah, and he will die of AIDS unless he takes a Junior Dispirin within 24 hours of kissing a cock flavoured mouth"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 Second rule I heard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss taking buggers

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"are straight men not just gay men in denial

I am sure I read that pearl of wisdom, now where was it......

I am buggered if I remember where....

Fabswingers that's it...

Now lube me up and be gentle Funky please."

You know you are the only guy I am ghey for babe xxx - on my way

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"are straight men not just gay men in denial

I am sure I read that pearl of wisdom, now where was it......

I am buggered if I remember where....

Fabswingers that's it...

Now lube me up and be gentle Funky please.

You know you are the only guy I am ghey for babe xxx - on my way "

** DEEP VOICE **

don't call me babe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"are straight men not just gay men in denial

I am sure I read that pearl of wisdom, now where was it......

I am buggered if I remember where....

Fabswingers that's it...

Now lube me up and be gentle Funky please.

You know you are the only guy I am ghey for babe xxx - on my way

** DEEP VOICE **

don't call me babe "

Do you prefer Shirley?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"are straight men not just gay men in denial

I am sure I read that pearl of wisdom, now where was it......

I am buggered if I remember where....

Fabswingers that's it...

Now lube me up and be gentle Funky please.

You know you are the only guy I am ghey for babe xxx - on my way

** DEEP VOICE **

don't call me babe

Do you prefer Shirley? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would so like to watch

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

What kind of time scale are we talking I am pretty sure every girl I have ever kissed has had her mouth on another man's tackle as I have never had a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"are straight men not just gay men in denial

I am sure I read that pearl of wisdom, now where was it......

I am buggered if I remember where....

Fabswingers that's it...

Now lube me up and be gentle Funky please.

You know you are the only guy I am ghey for babe xxx - on my way "

If thats the case, why have you been sending me luuurrrvvvveeeee letters! Typical bed hopping homo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?"

This will only make you 20% gay. So you may start to get excited when shopping for furniture. You may also get a craving to visit the west end most days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What kind of time scale are we talking I am pretty sure every girl I have ever kissed has had her mouth on another man's tackle as I have never had a virgin "

Ha ho. You're definitely affected

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

Oh no before u know it I will be letting men suck my Willy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?

This will only make you 20% gay. So you may start to get excited when shopping for furniture. You may also get a craving to visit the west end most days."

If it was part of a 3some, do you start liking soft furnishings as well???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?"

I'm sorry but what??? That is the stupidest question I've ever heard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?

This will only make you 20% gay. So you may start to get excited when shopping for furniture. You may also get a craving to visit the west end most days.

No then your only 10% so just the west end cravings.

If it was part of a 3some, do you start liking soft furnishings as well??? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?

I'm sorry but what??? That is the stupidest question I've ever heard! "

I think the OP was being sarcastic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?

I'm sorry but what??? That is the stupidest question I've ever heard!

I think the OP was being sarcastic? "

I hope so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard it's going around at the moment

I caught it last week

Highly contagious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heteros go homo

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By *ountryman99Man
over a year ago

ripon

Medically it is not safe.

If you are into Russian Roulette and fancy a bet, go ahead, but it could affect you for the rest of your life.eg aids

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?"

Not really, I'd say it would be defo more gay if it was YOU that was sucking on guys cock.

Not through a 3rd party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?

Not really, I'd say it would be defo more gay if it was YOU that was sucking on guys cock.

Not through a 3rd party "

'more' gay

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"are straight men not just gay men in denial

I am sure I read that pearl of wisdom, now where was it......

I am buggered if I remember where....

Fabswingers that's it...

Now lube me up and be gentle Funky please.

You know you are the only guy I am ghey for babe xxx - on my way

If thats the case, why have you been sending me luuurrrvvvveeeee letters! Typical bed hopping homo! "

Those were from my sex robot FFR01 he is as ghey as row of ghey tents. (not sure if I got phrase right)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Medically it is not safe.

If you are into Russian Roulette and fancy a bet, go ahead, but it could affect you for the rest of your life.eg aids"

I have heard bat wings and virgin lizards tongue can cure you

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?"

Gay is highly infectious,and kissing a women after she sucked cock,is the most common transferable cause of the Gay virus.

Fortunately there is a cure.

If you then suck the same man's cock,until he orgasms,and swallow,

you will be completely virus free.

Although most will go on to suck many more cocks,

just to ensure their 100% pure straightness.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?

This will only make you 20% gay. So you may start to get excited when shopping for furniture. You may also get a craving to visit the west end most days.

If it was part of a 3some, do you start liking soft furnishings as well??? "

just a mention of soft furnishings makes one uber ghey..

think that muppet from yewkrap was not far wrong tbh, was only reminiscing fondly about a 3 some and some pretty erotic nob lapping when me drain backed up with moss in the last downpour..

ooh err matron..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Medically it is not safe.

If you are into Russian Roulette and fancy a bet, go ahead, but it could affect you for the rest of your life.eg aids"

probably why when having some risque fun i get the oh to clean the guys nob first..

bugger, just realised i usually kiss her soon after..

oh nyet...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You, yes you, become even more gheyed if you dont even notice the taste of cock, as it means you are naturally a full on lifter, more inclined to take as much meat as you possibly can get. You enjoy wearing denim, are often found in places with lots of same sex characters and prefer porn with at least one male in it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh I like denim

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Oh I like denim"

this whole thread has become contaminated by the gay guy virus,

It's like WORLD WAR GAY in here.

Ffs!!! Don't make matters worse by mentioning brad Pitt;

OOPS!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?"

Just remember: your mother kissed you with the same lips she had around your dads cock.

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By *rsK69Woman
over a year ago

Neath


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?

Just remember: your mother kissed you with the same lips she had around your dads cock.

"

Theres always bloody one ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?

Just remember: your mother kissed you with the same lips she had around your dads cock.

"

My mum was artificially inseminated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Similar topic the other day too much coincidence plus i found it hard deciphering the o p.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?

Just remember: your mother kissed you with the same lips she had around your dads cock.

"

Are you calling his mum a cocksucker ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How very dare you decipher anyone on this thread!

The cheek of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm kissing girls that taste of cock that's nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?

Just remember: your mother kissed you with the same lips she had around your dads cock.

Are you calling his mum a cocksucker?"

Not specifically, I'm going one further and insulting everyone, myself included.

Do you have children?

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By *aughty-PeepsCouple
over a year ago

teesside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?"

Yeah dude...you can actually catch gayness.

How many woman have I kissed in my life that has actually sucked another mans cock?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?

Yeah dude...you can actually catch gayness.

How many woman have I kissed in my life that has actually sucked another mans cock?... "

2 ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?

Yeah dude...you can actually catch gayness.

How many woman have I kissed in my life that has actually sucked another mans cock?...

2 ?"

That many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?

Just remember: your mother kissed you with the same lips she had around your dads cock.

Are you calling his mum a cocksucker?

Not specifically, I'm going one further and insulting everyone, myself included.

Do you have children? "

Don't even go there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?

Just remember: your mother kissed you with the same lips she had around your dads cock.

Are you calling his mum a cocksucker?

Not specifically, I'm going one further and insulting everyone, myself included.

Do you have children?

Don't even go there. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?

Gay is highly infectious,and kissing a women after she sucked cock,is the most common transferable cause of the Gay virus.

Fortunately there is a cure.

If you then suck the same man's cock,until he orgasms,and swallow,

you will be completely virus free.

Although most will go on to suck many more cocks,

just to ensure their 100% pure straightness.

"

That explains the amount of 'straight' guys who message me wanting to suck my cock. It turns out they are looking for the antidote to stop being a raving poof!

Now all I need to do is get my knob on prescription from the NHS and this time next year I could be a millionaire!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?

Yeah dude...you can actually catch gayness.

How many woman have I kissed in my life that has actually sucked another mans cock?...

2 ?"

wait...

How did you know that?...spooky shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?

Yeah dude...you can actually catch gayness.

How many woman have I kissed in my life that has actually sucked another mans cock?...

2 ?

wait...

How did you know that?...spooky shit! "

They do say you need to half a guys numbers as he exaggerates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?

Yeah dude...you can actually catch gayness.

How many woman have I kissed in my life that has actually sucked another mans cock?...

2 ?

wait...

How did you know that?...spooky shit!

They do say you need to half a guys numbers as he exaggerates?"

jahaha I know right!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

any more male lovers of the knob popped out of the closet since I went out to the shops.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"any more male lovers of the knob popped out of the closet since I went out to the shops....."

Ive had 3 asking to be healed of poofdom

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"any more male lovers of the knob popped out of the closet since I went out to the shops.....

Ive had 3 asking to be healed of poofdom "

if hung ? describe actions you took, leaving out nothing.

if not hung, well done but I dont need the details

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Is catching ghey infectious or contagious or sort of like osmosis, so if you're near one, you become one.....like a borg in star trek? Or what?

The reason I ask is because I was straight and became bisexual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"any more male lovers of the knob popped out of the closet since I went out to the shops.....

Ive had 3 asking to be healed of poofdom

if hung ? describe actions you took, leaving out nothing.

if not hung, well done but I dont need the details"

They were all hung. I told them I had already had my 5 a day and gave them your addy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is catching ghey infectious or contagious or sort of like osmosis, so if you're near one, you become one.....like a borg in star trek? Or what?

The reason I ask is because I was straight and became bisexual. "

As Bon Jovi once said... wooooo, you're half way there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is catching ghey infectious or contagious or sort of like osmosis, so if you're near one, you become one.....like a borg in star trek? Or what?

The reason I ask is because I was straight and became bisexual. "

You are in the initial stages of gheynes. It won't be long before the virus fully consumes you.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Is catching ghey infectious or contagious or sort of like osmosis, so if you're near one, you become one.....like a borg in star trek? Or what?

The reason I ask is because I was straight and became bisexual.

You are in the initial stages of gheynes. It won't be long before the virus fully consumes you. "

Nooooooo, you got it the wrong way round, gheyness is the cure for that life limiting condition, whereby you need anal sex but - due to the natural desire to please any partner to the max - you need your partner to have a prostate gland. Plus, you've grown up appreciating cock, your own, and you got infected, turning against it, which was most unnatural.

Let's face it, until you've been fucked by a man, you won't really know how to fuck anyone. So, get snogging someone who's had cock in their mouths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?

I'm sorry but what??? That is the stupidest question I've ever heard!

I think the OP was being sarcastic? "

Or canvassing opinion for a new UKIP manifesto point.

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

Only under rainbows

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm rather shocked to learn that FFR01 is gay. He called me mistress and was happy to do my bidding.

As to the OP, you know the the answer so now just accept it and bend over for the full initiation.

My tongue is firmly planted in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do gay men became straight if they kiss a guy that as just gone down on a lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only if hes wearing stockings, and clicks the heels of his sparkly red stilletoes together three times while chanting

There's no way I'm homo

There's no way I'm homo

"

Did make me laugh pmsl

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm not gay, but I'm pretty sure the guy sucking my cock is

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I'm rather shocked to learn that FFR01 is gay. He called me mistress and was happy to do my bidding.

As to the OP, you know the the answer so now just accept it and bend over for the full initiation.

My tongue is firmly planted in....

"

ones cheek..?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?

Gay is highly infectious,and kissing a women after she sucked cock,is the most common transferable cause of the Gay virus.

Fortunately there is a cure.

If you then suck the same man's cock,until he orgasms,and swallow,

you will be completely virus free.

Although most will go on to suck many more cocks,

just to ensure their 100% pure straightness.

That explains the amount of 'straight' guys who message me wanting to suck my cock. It turns out they are looking for the antidote to stop being a raving poof!

Now all I need to do is get my knob on prescription from the NHS and this time next year I could be a millionaire!!!"

It's genius,an anti gay serum,

dispensed directly from the cock.

For the salvation of straight guys everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only if hes wearing stockings, and clicks the heels of his sparkly red stilletoes together three times while chanting

There's no way I'm homo

There's no way I'm homo

"

hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm rather shocked to learn that FFR01 is gay. He called me mistress and was happy to do my bidding.

As to the OP, you know the the answer so now just accept it and bend over for the full initiation.

My tongue is firmly planted in....

ones cheek..?

"

It's her polite way of describing rimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do gay men became straight if they kiss a guy that as just gone down on a lady? "

Yes.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Does that mean I will become a lesbian, or at least bi, because I kiss men after they have been down on a woman?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

how about if i go down on you then kiss you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All women are lesbians

Except the ones with willies

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