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A question for the guys. What do you find is the best way of de hairing your Ball sack?

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By *latharer OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow CC

Using bic style razor takes forever at angles I couldn't even reach as a baby and hair clippers keep knicking the skin which HUUUUURTS!!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Have you tried sinking them into a breakfast bowl full of Veet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried sinking them into a breakfast bowl full of Veet?"

thats just nasty

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By *latharer OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow CC

No but I have read the reveiws on amazon for that.

TBH I think the pain of the clippers sounds mre bareable

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Potato peeler lol

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect

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over a year ago

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

I use veet I dont leave it on for too long (5 mins) and use it 2/3 times a week.

Keeps my sack nice and defluffed without any pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wax yes it is painful all be it brief, you cannot best the results back sack and crack baby

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By *i_sm234Man
over a year ago

Bargoed

Personally i do it with a razor in the bath. I find it best to wait until my balls are fill this way the ball sack tends to be harder resulting in an easier shave. Also i use some shower gel for the razor to glide easier

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By *riskygazMan
over a year ago

birmingham

I just get the normal hair clippers on mine, yes you have to be careful I have nipped the skin a few times, but on the whole it's ok if you snip carefully lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fred- I am actually crying with laughter!!! I am sorry to laugh at your pain but you have brightened up my morning!!

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

Did mine with Veet 1st time to get the thick off, from then on I daily use wife's razor In the shower. Never had a problem as I realise the extreme need to careful with me precious nuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tweezers and sandpaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fred that is the funniest thing I have read in many a month, I cried and had to read it in sections as I couldn't see through the tears, much respect you made my day luv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh c'mon, shaving isn't THAT hard. As long as the blade is nice and keen all you need is a bit of soap and water!!

I tried a depilatory mousse once. I hasten to add ONCE!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use veet I dont leave it on for too long (5 mins) and use it 2/3 times a week.

Keeps my sack nice and defluffed without any pain."

Now you see, Veet burned a hole in my soul it was that painful!!!! Horses for courses and all that

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By *layersdelightCouple
over a year ago

Stevenage

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

My fella uses an electric shaver. No accidents and always smooth.

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By *layersdelightCouple
over a year ago

Stevenage

So funny had me crying wiv laughter now I know y I hate sprouts pml

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're putting your back out whilst trying to shave your balls you must have terrible flexibility.

Anyway for me I get the missus to shave mine whilst I play my 3DS or mess about on my phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect"

Pmsl.........sorry but thats the best laugh ive had for ages

Trouble is, when ever i eat a sprout im gonna be thinking of your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use lathered up cold tar soap, a bucket of ice cold rain water and a sharp hunting knife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting someone else to shave them sounds a safe bet or try waxing. It's pain free and lasts longer than shaving plus hair grows back finer over time

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Flame thrower? Bunsen Burner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flame thrower? Bunsen Burner? "

cruel woman

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Flame thrower? Bunsen Burner?

cruel woman "
Lol, I am only shocked no one said it before me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

simple straight razor

takes 20-30 mins with due care n attention but its worth it for the end results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just look at Amazon's veet for men reviews!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm crying reading this can't get my breath for laughing that much

Gay snowman and sprouts too funny

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By *aughtySexualArousalMan
over a year ago

SPALDING

Ok ok guys, all you need is Nair - hair removal cream. Spread it all over the unwanted hair, leave for 8mins I think it says on yhe box then wash off. No pain at all and leaves it feeling smooth. I do my balls with this after trying it will clippers (but wasn't a good result, as I was listening to the football at the same time.The other team scored and cut a chunk of skin out of my sack. Blood was eveverywhere lol). I've also tried veet and yes it's horrible but Nair is the way forward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electric shaver for me. Providing you do it regularly and pull skin taut in area you are shving its pain free and super smooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby always uses veet, never had a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers Peaches, think of me at Christmas! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheers Peaches, think of me at Christmas! x"

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Normal razor and shaving foam/gel here - make sure its not a blunt blade and move your balls around in your hand so the skin on the sack is taut where you are shaving.

I tend to run a razor over it the same frequency as I shave my face, it keeps it smooth and stops the 'itching' from the regrowth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a small microfoil electric shaver after applying baby oil and powder. Much better than a razor for me. A razor turns skin red for a day or so as well as cutting myself.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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Quite bizarre, I tend to put posters on ma wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Light a fire in a bucket and squat hey presto balls and ass done at once in no time at all

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago

Fred

That was the funniest thing ive read for quite a while. I lost my composure at the Snowman bit. I will assume it is true to keep the magic of the tale. Nice one.

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield


"Normal razor and shaving foam/gel here - make sure its not a blunt blade and move your balls around in your hand so the skin on the sack is taut where you are shaving.

I tend to run a razor over it the same frequency as I shave my face, it keeps it smooth and stops the 'itching' from the regrowth. "

This.....easy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

really funny story fred .. lol .. disposable razor .. in the bath .. maybe a bit of gel or hair conditioner for lube .. just stretch the bit your doing tight .. no accidents yet lol keeping sprouts handy from now on .. only i get the ones still growing on the stalk .haha

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By *razilnutsMan
over a year ago

York

Electric trimmer. Quick and easy. Tried Veet before but I got ingrown hairs, which kept me from even trying waxing.

Plus the trimmer is useful for other areas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A flamethrower. Boots do a nice one in their Bumfluff range.

Or do what I do, tie 3 meter long lengths of cotton to each hair to be removed, then the other ends to a sturdy door handle. Then run away from it really quick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waxing is good, but if you can find someone who does it sugaring using the the technique without the cotton strips I always found excellent...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys are doing your back in shaving your balls?

...for once, i love being a short arse lol the only time i'd do my back in is when i'm trying to find my arse.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Real men use a sharpened flint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using bic style razor takes forever at angles I couldn't even reach as a baby and hair clippers keep knicking the skin which HUUUUURTS!!!! "

Why would anyone looking for sex, remove the most important part od sexual attraction.

PHEREMONES are produced in the hair follicles and stored in your pubes, remove them and your removing 30 % of your attraction to the opposite sex.

Shaved pubes are a fad, a fashion or convenience thing, once you realise you are removing the chemical that arouses the opposite sex, maybe you will stay as nature intended!

Pubic hairs are usually curly for a good reason, when giving a blow job, saves your eyes getting poked out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real men use a sharpened flint. "

...i may need to come up Brighton and see this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real men use a sharpened flint. "

Real men use nothing.!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Real men use a sharpened flint.

...i may need to come up Brighton and see this lol

"

I'll do yours for ya popeye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best way is get a Turkish barber and a cutthroat razor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real men use a sharpened flint.

...i may need to come up Brighton and see this lol

I'll do yours for ya popeye. "

Talk about one hell of a social meet.

..oh go on then. You won me over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect"

Your not supposed to put it around your bum hole. Also if you read the instructions it tells you that. It's for skin, not fleshy holes

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