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What makes the perfect woman??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is there such a thing as the perfect woman?

Maybe one that doesn't nag or moan but really is there??

Gents........the stage is yours.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Is there such a thing as the perfect woman?

Maybe one that doesn't nag or moan but really is there??

Gents........the stage is yours.

"

Soft skin, softer lips made by dyson and one with long term laryngitis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smooth pussy and big tits go a long way

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Smooth pussy and big tits go a long way"

Whats wrong with a bush then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smooth is the best cos its cleanest and you can see your cock go deep

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"smooth is the best cos its cleanest and you can see your cock go deep"

Not if the lights are off you can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What makes the perfect woman?... the machine those two lads had on Wierd Science when they made Kelly Le Brock... phwoooar!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What makes the perfect woman?... the machine those two lads had on Wierd Science when they made Kelly Le Brock... phwoooar!!! "

Kelly who?

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"Smooth pussy and big tits go a long way"

Hi

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

understands the offside rule and demands to watch the footie.

I'm perfect

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"Smooth pussy and big tits go a long way

Whats wrong with a bush then?"

Hi BB too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

ur mum is usually a perfect women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there such a thing as the perfect woman?

Maybe one that doesn't nag or moan but really is there??

Gents........the stage is yours.

Has to be feminine in looks and attitude, not into these butch types with attitude who call you mate, o and shoes are very important , sexy heels everytime, cant imagine anything worse that turning up for a meet with someone wearing big doc martin clobbing boots

"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


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what about flip flops?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The woman you are all looking for is £14.99 in Anne Summers and with all the rank gas you lot give off she'll be able to do realistic smelling farts when inflated.

x Mrs. Perfect. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The woman you are all looking for is £14.99 in Anne Summers and with all the rank gas you lot give off she'll be able to do realistic smelling farts when inflated.

x Mrs. Perfect. x "

Nice one, will she make my tea for me and let me watch the footy? She sounds ideal

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"The woman you are all looking for is £14.99 in Anne Summers and with all the rank gas you lot give off she'll be able to do realistic smelling farts when inflated.

x Mrs. Perfect. x "

Not like you to be provocative granny!

We all know women never fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 07/04/10 00:34:04]what about flip flops? "

Yeah flip flops are ok, you need very nice feet to pull them off though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ur mum is usually a perfect women"

Come to think of it, my mother believes in traditional values. She is a housewife who obeys to my father who at 64 still works full time to bring the money in. He deservedly retires next year.

It has worked for them for nearly 40 years.

Bless the females i bring into my life as my mother expects them to be like her. I wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The woman you are all looking for is £14.99 in Anne Summers and with all the rank gas you lot give off she'll be able to do realistic smelling farts when inflated.

x Mrs. Perfect. x

Nice one, will she make my tea for me and let me watch the footy? She sounds ideal"

And she won't talk through it either. Perfect. I'll pop down there tomorrow. Orders anyone??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The woman you are all looking for is £14.99 in Anne Summers and with all the rank gas you lot give off she'll be able to do realistic smelling farts when inflated.

x Mrs. Perfect. x

Nice one, will she make my tea for me and let me watch the footy? She sounds ideal"

Course she will! She'll even tell you your a good shag... Nothing like a first ....hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ur mum is usually a perfect women

Come to think of it, my mother believes in traditional values. She is a housewife who obeys to my father who at 64 still works full time to bring the money in. He deservedly retires next year.

It has worked for them for nearly 40 years.

Bless the females i bring into my life as my mother expects them to be like her. I wish "

God loves the simple folk x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ur mum is usually a perfect women

Come to think of it, my mother believes in traditional values. She is a housewife who obeys to my father who at 64 still works full time to bring the money in. He deservedly retires next year.

It has worked for them for nearly 40 years.

Bless the females i bring into my life as my mother expects them to be like her. I wish "

PMSL sounds like my ex's mum, i remember when we first moved in together she said to me, well i suppose your going to have to pack up work now! so i asked why and she said well whos going to have his dinner on the table for him when he gets home

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

a made in china sticker at the neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What makes the perfect woman??

Carlsberg probably lol

Ok am now hiding under the bed to avoid all the flack,

Sorry am only kidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The woman you are all looking for is £14.99 in Anne Summers and with all the rank gas you lot give off she'll be able to do realistic smelling farts when inflated.

x Mrs. Perfect. x

Nice one, will she make my tea for me and let me watch the footy? She sounds ideal

Course she will! She'll even tell you your a good shag... Nothing like a first ....hey "

lol, fuck me £14.99 and it talks aswell, hope it doesnt have a scouse accent now thats would be annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The woman you are all looking for is £14.99 in Anne Summers and with all the rank gas you lot give off she'll be able to do realistic smelling farts when inflated.

x Mrs. Perfect. x

Nice one, will she make my tea for me and let me watch the footy? She sounds ideal

Course she will! She'll even tell you your a good shag... Nothing like a first ....hey

lol, fuck me £14.99 and it talks aswell, hope it doesnt have a scouse accent now thats would be annoying "

No you are in luck ! Making a voice mechanism that could handle an extensive vocabulary , witty and intelligent responses was only too difficult and expensive so they had to opt to go to production with a few neanderathal grunts. Known in the north west as Mancunian. Enjoy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What makes the perfect woman??

she turns up naked with beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What makes the perfect woman??

she turns up naked with beer "

Amen to that

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