FabSwingers.com forum: what is a "real" man??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

discuss!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"discuss!!

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cant discuss in public cos he is looking over my shoulder... lol

Seriously, a real man is somebody who treats me with respect and cares for me in the same way as I care for him. Requires integrity, mutuality and trust for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One with real balls and the confidence to go with it. Not a winger or moaner thats for sure!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you gettin confused with leprachauns?? cause there more chance of findin one of them than a man that doesnt moan lol!!! xx

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"One with real balls and the confidence to go with it. Not a winger or moaner thats for sure!"

I am the former

Gotta say am loving all the posts tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you gettin confused with leprachauns?? cause there more chance of findin one of them than a man that doesnt moan lol!!! xx

my god you are on form tonight.... pmsl

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

one that can get and maintain a hard on is a start !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"one that can get and maintain a hard on is a start !!

Ooooooooo was that a dig????

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By *eadboysdontlieWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

real man;- confident, sexy and unashamed of who he is and treats me the way i want to be treated;- with a firm hand and dominance without faking it like so many try to.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"one that can get and maintain a hard on is a start !!

Ooooooooo was that a dig????

Naa if you cant get one its a droop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have know idea I am yet to meet one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"real man;- confident, sexy and unashamed of who he is and treats me the way i want to be treated;- with a firm hand and dominance without faking it like so many try to."

sooooo agree with you, i am a lucky woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"one that can get and maintain a hard on is a start !!

Ooooooooo was that a dig????

Naa if you cant get one its a droop

Floppy men are useless!

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By *ickurheelsWoman
over a year ago

hull

i think bi guys are as good as it gets they understand both sides lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"one that can get and maintain a hard on is a start !!

Ooooooooo was that a dig????

Naa if you cant get one its a droop

Floppy men are useless! "

No we arnt we can stand closer to the sink to do the washing up...

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"i think bi guys are as good as it gets they understand both sides lol

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"one that can get and maintain a hard on is a start !!

Ooooooooo was that a dig????

Naa if you cant get one its a droop

Floppy men are useless!

No we arnt we can stand closer to the sink to do the washing up...

You cant fuck hun if you cant get a hard on. And a man who can't get hard is next to useless!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"one that can get and maintain a hard on is a start !!

Ooooooooo was that a dig????

Naa if you cant get one its a droop

Floppy men are useless!

No we arnt we can stand closer to the sink to do the washing up...

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Real men dont wash up snoggy!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"one that can get and maintain a hard on is a start !!

Ooooooooo was that a dig????

Naa if you cant get one its a droop

Floppy men are useless!

No we arnt we can stand closer to the sink to do the washing up...

Real men dont wash up snoggy!!! lol

Real Men do as they are told!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"one that can get and maintain a hard on is a start !!

Ooooooooo was that a dig????

Naa if you cant get one its a droop

Floppy men are useless!

No we arnt we can stand closer to the sink to do the washing up...

You cant fuck hun if you cant get a hard on. And a man who can't get hard is next to useless!"

Well they could prod you with a toy! Isn't that good enough??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"one that can get and maintain a hard on is a start !!

Ooooooooo was that a dig????

Naa if you cant get one its a droop

Floppy men are useless!

No we arnt we can stand closer to the sink to do the washing up...

You cant fuck hun if you cant get a hard on. And a man who can't get hard is next to useless!"

u can send them to shop for batteries....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"one that can get and maintain a hard on is a start !!

Ooooooooo was that a dig????

Naa if you cant get one its a droop

Floppy men are useless!

No we arnt we can stand closer to the sink to do the washing up...

You cant fuck hun if you cant get a hard on. And a man who can't get hard is next to useless!

Well they could prod you with a toy! Isn't that good enough??

Depends where you prod it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"one that can get and maintain a hard on is a start !!

Ooooooooo was that a dig????

Naa if you cant get one its a droop

Floppy men are useless!

No we arnt we can stand closer to the sink to do the washing up...

You cant fuck hun if you cant get a hard on. And a man who can't get hard is next to useless!

Well they could prod you with a toy! Isn't that good enough??

Hun if i want to do that i don't need a man to hold it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"one that can get and maintain a hard on is a start !!

Ooooooooo was that a dig????

Naa if you cant get one its a droop

Floppy men are useless!

No we arnt we can stand closer to the sink to do the washing up...

You cant fuck hun if you cant get a hard on. And a man who can't get hard is next to useless!

u can send them to shop for batteries....

xx"

Yes and also to get crisps and sweets...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

snoggy your a real man!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"snoggy your a real man!!!

xx"

Awwwwwww Shucks!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"snoggy your a real man!!!

xx"

I can vouch for that! We shared a bath as kids!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

real man badge in the post.

only probem is you got to pin it to your balls!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"snoggy your a real man!!!

I can vouch for that! We shared a bath as kids!

You sunk my rubber duck...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A real man is one who can maintain a hard on whilst painting the ceiling. This puts his cock at head height so his partner can still give him a blowjob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"discuss!!

xx"

shhhh there are one or two on here ya know. one eats pasties too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"real man badge in the post.

only probem is you got to pin it to your balls!! xx

Aint got none...Will have to pin it to my chuff instead...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No we arnt we can stand closer to the sink to do the washing up...

Real men dont wash up snoggy!!! lol

They do in my house!!!

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Have we sussed out 'What a real man is' yet ?

So Far...

He wash's up.

Buys the batteries, crips and sweets..

And he's hard

I'm still totally lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And may eat pasties ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No we arnt we can stand closer to the sink to do the washing up...

Real men dont wash up snoggy!!! lol

They do in my house!!!

BTW need a new dish cloth...

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

one that washes his own sox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do in my house!!!

BTW need a new dish cloth...

You can find them under the sink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do in my house!!!

BTW need a new dish cloth...

You can find them under the sink!

Next to the pasties I bet...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

No we arnt we can stand closer to the sink to do the washing up...

Real men dont wash up snoggy!!! lol

They do in my house!!!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No we arnt we can stand closer to the sink to do the washing up...

Real men dont wash up snoggy!!! lol

They do in my house!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I do most of the cooking in our house and the dishwasher takes care of the mess.... which is fair I think as Siren bathes little legs and puts him to bed while I'm cooking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do in my house!!!

BTW need a new dish cloth...

You can find them under the sink!

Next to the pasties I bet...

Yerrr rite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No we arnt we can stand closer to the sink to do the washing up...

Real men dont wash up snoggy!!! lol

They do in my house!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

They load and unload the dishwasher and washer/dryer too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do in my house!!!

BTW need a new dish cloth...

You can find them under the sink!

Next to the pasties I bet...

Yerrr rite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No we arnt we can stand closer to the sink to do the washing up...

Real men dont wash up snoggy!!! lol

They do in my house!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I do most of the cooking in our house and the dishwasher takes care of the mess.... which is fair I think as Siren bathes little legs and puts him to bed while I'm cooking."

Ohhhh wishy can multi task

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do in my house!!!

BTW need a new dish cloth...

You can find them under the sink!

Next to the pasties I bet...

Pasties are in the bin now - you threw them out, remember?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No we arnt we can stand closer to the sink to do the washing up...

Real men dont wash up snoggy!!! lol

They do in my house!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I do most of the cooking in our house and the dishwasher takes care of the mess.... which is fair I think as Siren bathes little legs and puts him to bed while I'm cooking.

Ohhhh wishy can multi task

Hey, I'm a good cook you know. If it don't look like the picture I throw it away and start again. We've had beef stroganoff at 11pm in our house!! Think I might be a bit OCD lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao

deliah lives in wishy

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

No we arnt we can stand closer to the sink to do the washing up...

Real men dont wash up snoggy!!! lol

They do in my house!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I do most of the cooking in our house and the dishwasher takes care of the mess.... which is fair I think as Siren bathes little legs and puts him to bed while I'm cooking.

Ohhhh wishy can multi task

Hey, I'm a good cook you know. If it don't look like the picture I throw it away and start again. We've had beef stroganoff at 11pm in our house!! Think I might be a bit OCD lol

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i still have your recipe for turkey gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One wiv a big cock! Simples

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"One wiv a big cock! Simples

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not always!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One wiv a big cock! Simples

not always!!

tiz on here so many want them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No we arnt we can stand closer to the sink to do the washing up...

Real men dont wash up snoggy!!! lol

They do in my house!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I do most of the cooking in our house and the dishwasher takes care of the mess.... which is fair I think as Siren bathes little legs and puts him to bed while I'm cooking.

Ohhhh wishy can multi task

Hey, I'm a good cook you know. If it don't look like the picture I throw it away and start again. We've had beef stroganoff at 11pm in our house!! Think I might be a bit OCD lol

i still have your recipe for turkey gravy "

If you don't like the flavour of aniseed I suggest you strike off the Star Anise. Siren thought it was too powerful but otherwise it was perfick!!

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By *ickurheelsWoman
over a year ago

hull

Real men only exist in our heads ladies. u never find all u want in one man.thats my argument for not stickng to one lol

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"One wiv a big cock! Simples

not always!!

tiz on here so many want them

Really?

lol

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

men that make u a cup of tea in bed

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"men that make u a cup of tea in bed"

Milk and sugar

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"men that make u a cup of tea in bed

Milk and sugar

mmmmaybe no sugar

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I makes it downstairs and brings it up on a tray with only a Dicky Bow and an apron on. The apron announces mi approach before i do though

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"men that make u a cup of tea in bed

Milk and sugar

mmmmaybe no sugar

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good to have ya back darlin

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"men that make u a cup of tea in bed

Milk and sugar

mmmmaybe no sugar

good to have ya back darlin

fanku chick xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One wiv a big cock! Simples

not always!!

tiz on here so many want them

If that is what you believe, go ahead, I can't possibly comment!

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By *eadboysdontlieWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

a real man;- a guy that can please you in the bedroom, make you tea in the morning and knows how to cook

(or is that just my dream man lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A real man is confident, articulate and has testosterone a plenty. He will be dominant and assertive but still brings you a cuppa in the morning. He listens to you but doesn't let you have all your own way. He does make you feel good about your self though.

It maybe a dream but there are some like that out there.

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over a year ago

"A real man is confident, articulate and has testosterone a plenty. He will be dominant and assertive but still brings you a cuppa in the morning. He listens to you but doesn't let you have all your own way. He does make you feel good about your self though.

It maybe a dream but there are some like that out there."

Am hiding this from Steven or he will think he is allowed an opinion

and I cant have that you know

Seriously I dont want a man to agree with my every demand I want him to stand up to me a few times - even if I do win and end up getting my own way anyway

I do think Steven is pretty close to being the perfect man - he makes a cracking cuppa (without me having to throw the cup at him first), he cooks, he cleans, he washes up (dishes not clothes but we wont go into why he isnt allowed near the washing machine

), he shops WITH NO COMPLAINT

hell he never even got red in the face when I bought my oldest daughter her first bra, I was very impressed!!!

Ohh and I can send him to the shop for my lilets and he gets the right ones

I love my real man and wouldnt give him away for all the huge dicks in the world

Shona

x x x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A real man, is more intelligent than me, asks me what i want to do then organizes it. Looks after me a cherishes me when im ill. Knows me better than myself, does odd jobs but i do the cooking mostly. Gets out of bed and makes me a coffee so that its there when ive opened my eyes. Wakes me up by stroking my hair. Likes to let me think i get my own way all the while but really iknow is cause its what he wants to do as well. Is my mentor, has the greatest of respect for me. Never trys to change me and while its daffidil season he goes into his orchard in the moring to pick me great bunches of daffidils before he comes over and is the only person that can keep me calm.Having inpecable manners is gentle and kind but still assertive.

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over a year ago

"A real man, is more intelligent than me, asks me what i want to do then organizes it. Looks after me a cherishes me when im ill. Knows me better than myself, does odd jobs but i do the cooking mostly. Gets out of bed and makes me a coffee so that its there when ive opened my eyes. Wakes me up by stroking my hair. Likes to let me think i get my own way all the while but really iknow is cause its what he wants to do as well. Is my mentor, has the greatest of respect for me. Never trys to change me and while its daffidil season he goes into his orchard in the moring to pick me great bunches of daffidils before he comes over and is the only person that can keep me calm.Having inpecable manners is gentle and kind but still assertive."

That's not a man, that's a butler lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a real man;- a guy that can please you in the bedroom, make you tea in the morning and knows how to cook

(or is that just my dream man lol)"

Ask Siren who does most of the cooking and who's always up first to make a cuppa... as for the sex... well, that's between me n her ...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

That's not a man, that's a butler lol xx

lol hes not a butler, I look after him as well. But he is very old school and knows how to treat a lady like a lady. Mind you im still working on getting my own credit card, hes not falling for that one lol

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