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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The thread asking if sex is everything has got me thinking. We need to write profiles and verifications better so that finding the right person is made simpler.

For those women who don't really want penetrative sex a profile could say

"When I say I love giving oral I mean just that. You women looking for a cock to fill your hotdog roll look elsewhere"

The verification could say

"Would best suit foreplay queens with a desire for endless oral. Not suitable for bouncing."

Any more?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I make it very clear on my profile what I want its getting some to read it!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I make it very clear on my profile what I want its getting some to read it!!"

If anyone reads mine they stand a chance of winning an imaginary speedboat

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How do you verify? I admit to reading "good with his tongue" as "not very good with his cock" but I may be maligning people in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can put whatever you want to on your profile, whether anyone actually reads them or not is a different matter!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Think my profile says it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't read them anyway. Mine is 3 sentences long at the moment. Says I'm not meeting and not to send invites. This morning I get a message inviting me to a hotel in Cardiff (which is two and a half hours away) and a friends invite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They don't read them anyway. Mine is 3 sentences long at the moment. Says I'm not meeting and not to send invites. This morning I get a message inviting me to a hotel in Cardiff (which is two and a half hours away) and a friends invite "

My profile's in paragraphs. I really need to learn to zip it and to keep it short and snappy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make it very clear on my profile what I want its getting some to read it!!"
i read it and I'm still waiting.

Any longer and my five gallon drum of swarfega will have evaporated

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"How do you verify? I admit to reading "good with his tongue" as "not very good with his cock" but I may be maligning people in my head."

I am afraid I think the same - and my profile is pretty clear I reckon!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm grateful if people are still awake at the end of mine.

What's missing is a code word to show they have read it. What could be a good code word for me?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm grateful if people are still awake at the end of mine.

What's missing is a code word to show they have read it. What could be a good code word for me? "

How about Gunslinger?

I need to insert a code word now. They're all the rage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the name foreplay_ queen

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I like the name foreplay_ queen "

I almost posted that the oral oracles would be easier to find but held back.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'm grateful if people are still awake at the end of mine.

What's missing is a code word to show they have read it. What could be a good code word for me? "

Don't you find that really arrogant to ask for though? I do - even if I'd read it it would put me off bigtime.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm grateful if people are still awake at the end of mine.

What's missing is a code word to show they have read it. What could be a good code word for me?

Don't you find that really arrogant to ask for though? I do - even if I'd read it it would put me off bigtime."

I don't find it arrogant just daft: put "pineapple" in the subject line or you will be deleted and blocked. I am tempted to just write pineapple and see what happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you find that really arrogant to ask for though? I do - even if I'd read it it would put me off bigtime."

As a single guy I don't think it is if I see it on a females profile. It's understandable due to the potential volume of mail they receive.

I usually just skip to the bottom where it mentions them.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'm grateful if people are still awake at the end of mine.

What's missing is a code word to show they have read it. What could be a good code word for me?

Don't you find that really arrogant to ask for though? I do - even if I'd read it it would put me off bigtime."

I can assure you I have no intention of using a codeword, 'gunslinger' or not. In fact, I make a point of mis-spelling codewords and yes, they get accepted so it's a load of stallion piss tbh.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I don't think it matters what I put on my profile because there are a fair few people out there who just don't read them. And mine isn't even that long! But then I'm not one of those lucky women who get 100s of messages a day so its easy enough to ignore those messages and respond to the ones who actually put some effort in.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"How do you verify? I admit to reading "good with his tongue" as "not very good with his cock" but I may be maligning people in my head."

I know what you mean....If a veri says 'very suckable cock' it makes me think it's either tiny or no good for anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you verify? I admit to reading "good with his tongue" as "not very good with his cock" but I may be maligning people in my head.

I know what you mean....If a veri says 'very suckable cock' it makes me think it's either tiny or no good for anything else. "

I do like those veris " treat her well, or you'll have me to deal with" I do love the chest beating macho veri...yup I'm over here Tarzan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

treat this lady well....

I read it as....

just like the 187 veris that have been there before you mate....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"treat this lady well....

I read it as....

just like the 187 veris that have been there before you mate...."

Ewwww, do you mind I'm trying to have tea whilst reading forums

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"treat this lady well....

I read it as....

just like the 187 veris that have been there before you mate....

Ewwww, do you mind I'm trying to have tea whilst reading forums "

Why is that an Ewwww? Is there a number that isn't an Ewwww?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"don't pass this one by" has me immediately passing by, I don't know why.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"treat this lady well....

I read it as....

just like the 187 veris that have been there before you mate...."

erm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"treat this lady well....

I read it as....

just like the 187 veris that have been there before you mate....

Ewwww, do you mind I'm trying to have tea whilst reading forums

Why is that an Ewwww? Is there a number that isn't an Ewwww?"

Its a personal ewww. I'm a prude, but I'm here to get over it

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Just read this amazing veri and had to come back and share (well it's just a small part).

"hostility is A+ always welcomed with a smile"

One wonders if it's a typo or if they just like being treated mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What gets me laughing is a veri that says he's all yours ladies, especially when I've already had him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh and the I'm really fussy or she is really fussy comments

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter

I'm still waiting for my profile to come back, they said it's in the post.....

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