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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And brings back hand grenade.

To all you lovely dog owners out there - what would you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run like fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Run like fuck

What about your pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run like fuck

What about your pooch

It wont make the same mistake twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing as the grenade wouldn't have had the ring pulled I would take it off him and keep it in my house in case I ever have to grenade someone's house who I don't like.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I have a robot dog so I would simply command it to consume the ordinance and convert the energy for his own power consumption. Simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run like fuck

What about your pooch

It wont make the same mistake twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seeing as the grenade wouldn't have had the ring pulled I would take it off him and keep it in my house in case I ever have to grenade someone's house who I don't like. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cracking replies.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Once many years ago I was on Salisbury Plain one night and one of the chaps was kicking a stone about in the dark. We only realised when we had a look at the map and were a bit careless with the light that it wasn't actually a stone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run like fuck

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dogs tend to follow when you run so I would open the door for the car and lock him in first

the insurance should cover it and the cost of a new dog!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I'm gob smacked. Usually dog owners are fiercely protective.

Poor pooches

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

ooo you cruel lot

Is the answer to the Op ...panic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run like fuck

What about your pooch

It wont make the same mistake twice

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By *inkykoupleukCouple
over a year ago

southampton

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cruel maybe but ive got used to my limbs being attached to my torso and would hate to spend hours looking for em

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I would say "give it" and he would drop it at my feet. I'd put him on the lead and walk away before calling the bomb squad or putting it in the ball thrower thingy and enjoy the big bang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cruel maybe but ive got used to my limbs being attached to my torso and would hate to spend hours looking for em

Cruel, but eloquent lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is a true story in today's papers. Google it - the dog is seriously cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say "give it" and he would drop it at my feet. I'd put him on the lead and walk away before calling the bomb squad or putting it in the ball thrower thingy and enjoy the big bang."

And as he drops it you notice the pin is stuck on a tooth....Ohhhhh BUGGER

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would say "give it" and he would drop it at my feet. I'd put him on the lead and walk away before calling the bomb squad or putting it in the ball thrower thingy and enjoy the big bang."

A lady in control

albeit just ruined by the above post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say "give it" and he would drop it at my feet. I'd put him on the lead and walk away before calling the bomb squad or putting it in the ball thrower thingy and enjoy the big bang.

A lady in control

albeit just ruined by the above post

Sowwwwyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And brings back hand grenade.

To all you lovely dog owners out there - what would you do

Say to pooch "DONT DROP IT"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I would say "give it" and he would drop it at my feet. I'd put him on the lead and walk away before calling the bomb squad or putting it in the ball thrower thingy and enjoy the big bang.

A lady in control

albeit just ruined by the above post

Sowwwwyyy

If the pin came out I would throw the grenade if no one else was around. I would try and hold onto the dog but the chances are we would both go bang as I can't throw very far without assistance.

I could try laying on it and using the sheer blubberiness of my body to absorb the explosion and protect others. It would have the advantage of me being thin for m funeral too.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"down rover down.....stop fuking followin Me rover FFFUCK!!.,............. HHELpP!!! ITS GOT A FUKING BOMB! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!".....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would say "give it" and he would drop it at my feet. I'd put him on the lead and walk away before calling the bomb squad or putting it in the ball thrower thingy and enjoy the big bang.

A lady in control

albeit just ruined by the above post

Sowwwwyyy

If the pin came out I would throw the grenade if no one else was around. I would try and hold onto the dog but the chances are we would both go bang as I can't throw very far without assistance.

I could try laying on it and using the sheer blubberiness of my body to absorb the explosion and protect others. It would have the advantage of me being thin for m funeral too.

What would you want written on your headstone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say "give it" and he would drop it at my feet. I'd put him on the lead and walk away before calling the bomb squad or putting it in the ball thrower thingy and enjoy the big bang.

A lady in control

albeit just ruined by the above post

Sowwwwyyy

If the pin came out I would throw the grenade if no one else was around. I would try and hold onto the dog but the chances are we would both go bang as I can't throw very far without assistance.

I could try laying on it and using the sheer blubberiness of my body to absorb the explosion and protect others. It would have the advantage of me being thin for m funeral too.

What would you want written on your headstone?

If found please bury the Head at the Top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if it explodes at least you would go out with a bang :D. Lol!

But in all honestly I'd take it off the dog, put him on a lead.. Place it on the ground and call bomb squad..

It pull pin still attached I'd use it as a paper weight lol!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

What would you want written on your headstone?

Here lies Ms Splits

Who lost her wits

with her body

and is not so gobby

now she is blown to bits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would you want written on your headstone?

Here lies Ms Splits

Who lost her wits

with her body

and is not so gobby

now she is blown to bits

Very witty miss Titz

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What would you want written on your headstone?

Here lies Ms Splits

Who lost her wits

with her body

and is not so gobby

now she is blown to bits

Another Tina Titz enterprise? Gobby?!!!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Another Tina Titz enterprise? Gobby?!!!!

Poetic licence - although it you do complain, I'd then cite as authority your gobbiness in complaining

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I would say "give it" and he would drop it at my feet. I'd put him on the lead and walk away before calling the bomb squad or putting it in the ball thrower thingy and enjoy the big bang.

A lady in control

albeit just ruined by the above post

Sowwwwyyy

If the pin came out I would throw the grenade if no one else was around. I would try and hold onto the dog but the chances are we would both go bang as I can't throw very far without assistance.

I could try laying on it and using the sheer blubberiness of my body to absorb the explosion and protect others. It would have the advantage of me being thin for m funeral too.

What would you want written on your headstone?

No headstone and I hope my family get a reduced rate for the cremation. If the dog survives all will be well.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No headstone and I hope my family get a reduced rate for the cremation. If the dog survives all will be well."

Depending on the bang and how much of you is left, perhaps a DIY BBQ cremation would be in easier?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And brings back hand grenade.

To all you lovely dog owners out there - what would you do

no chance of that happening to me

if I throw a ball my dog looks at me as if to say, you threw it you fecking fetch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And brings back hand grenade.

To all you lovely dog owners out there - what would you do

no chance of that happening to me

if I throw a ball my dog looks at me as if to say, you threw it you fecking fetch it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No headstone and I hope my family get a reduced rate for the cremation. If the dog survives all will be well.

Depending on the bang and how much of you is left, perhaps a DIY BBQ cremation would be in easier?

That's fine with me too. Although I'm quite fatty meat so cleaning up might take some time. It would best to use those disposable ones. I might make good fertiliser.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump

I'd take the grenade, ensure the spring loaded lever remained compressed, if it's not too rusted I'd unscrew the detonated mechanism and remove the det.

Otherwise I'd tape the lever to the body of the grenade.

Bugger, too many years working with explosives takes a lot of fun out of life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fenton...! FENTON...!! Fucking Hell...Fenton...!!!!!!!!!!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

spot goes BOOM lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"spot goes BOOM lol"

You use a handgrenade to get rid of ya zits...???

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Boom Boom Boom

Blackadder moment sorry

D x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boom Boom Boom

Blackadder moment sorry

D x "

Was that a Baldrick moment ? Tony Robinson hasn't smiled since leaving Blackadder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's why I have cats......safer...

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Boom Boom Boom

Blackadder moment sorry

D x

Was that a Baldrick moment ? Tony Robinson hasn't smiled since leaving Blackadder

I think you might be right there

D x

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"That's why I have cats......safer...

Ha you haven't met the one that's adopted us lol

D x

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"spot goes BOOM lol

You use a handgrenade to get rid of ya zits...???

note to self.. careful what you type lol boom boom

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