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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Confuse the hell out of me. What are they all about? Are you meant to kiss them on the cheek, or look a pillock and kiss the air, whilst making a loud mwah sound?

Also, do you do one side or both? What a conundrum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't...you just don't

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It depends who, when and where. I can give you lessons if you would like to learn the full art of air kissing. Don't forget I am always in the "kissing circle".

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"It depends who, when and where. I can give you lessons if you would like to learn the full art of air kissing. Don't forget I am always in the "kissing circle".

"

Ok but I can't be seen doing it. I don't want to look like Louie Spence.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

air hugs to you ... mwahh x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It depends who, when and where. I can give you lessons if you would like to learn the full art of air kissing. Don't forget I am always in the "kissing circle".

Ok but I can't be seen doing it. I don't want to look like Louie Spence. "

It will be an entirely private lesson until you are competent and confident. The usual rates apply.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

I only air kiss my daughters Mother in Law,thats as near as im prepared to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's that shit those plant pots off sex and the city do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know if you're supposed to air kiss or kiss their cheek or kiss them on the lips? Meeting new (meet) people is such a minefield!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Confuse the hell out of me. What are they all about? Are you meant to kiss them on the cheek, or look a pillock and kiss the air, whilst making a loud mwah sound?

Also, do you do one side or both? What a conundrum "

A firm hand shake or high 5 is the only acceptable hello! If they expect anything more the hair side of your palm is then acceptable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love giving people I don't really like that much massive exaggerated air kisses

Anyone else gets a real hug and a kiss on the cheek

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

And what if you're going down on someone you don't know very well?

Do the same rules apply? Quick mwah to the left, quick mwah to the right. Does that make you well enough acquainted to go snuffling for truffles?

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"How do you know if you're supposed to air kiss or kiss their cheek or kiss them on the lips? Meeting new (meet) people is such a minefield! "

If you don't know them, don't kiss them.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"And what if you're going down on someone you don't know very well?

Do the same rules apply? Quick mwah to the left, quick mwah to the right. Does that make you well enough acquainted to go snuffling for truffles? "

It's a slightly different technique. I can include that in my training course at no extra cost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And what if you're going down on someone you don't know very well?

Do the same rules apply? Quick mwah to the left, quick mwah to the right. Does that make you well enough acquainted to go snuffling for truffles? "

You are just bloody wrong man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It depends who, when and where. I can give you lessons if you would like to learn the full art of air kissing. Don't forget I am always in the "kissing circle".

Ok but I can't be seen doing it. I don't want to look like Louie Spence. "

Oh darling

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"And what if you're going down on someone you don't know very well?

Do the same rules apply? Quick mwah to the left, quick mwah to the right. Does that make you well enough acquainted to go snuffling for truffles? "
nooo iv told you a quick air kiss for the mother in law and that's it

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"And what if you're going down on someone you don't know very well?

Do the same rules apply? Quick mwah to the left, quick mwah to the right. Does that make you well enough acquainted to go snuffling for truffles?

It's a slightly different technique. I can include that in my training course at no extra cost.

"

Thank you. I take it you provide a certificate for successful students?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

have you tried gently blowing .. a bit like silently whistling on a lady garden ..

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"And what if you're going down on someone you don't know very well?

Do the same rules apply? Quick mwah to the left, quick mwah to the right. Does that make you well enough acquainted to go snuffling for truffles? nooo iv told you a quick air kiss for the mother in law and that's it "

That's not what her veri says

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"have you tried gently blowing .. a bit like silently whistling on a lady garden .. "

Yea but it came over all Norman Wisdom like.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"And what if you're going down on someone you don't know very well?

Do the same rules apply? Quick mwah to the left, quick mwah to the right. Does that make you well enough acquainted to go snuffling for truffles?

It's a slightly different technique. I can include that in my training course at no extra cost.

Thank you. I take it you provide a certificate for successful students?"

All my students are certifiable at the end of the course.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"And what if you're going down on someone you don't know very well?

Do the same rules apply? Quick mwah to the left, quick mwah to the right. Does that make you well enough acquainted to go snuffling for truffles? nooo iv told you a quick air kiss for the mother in law and that's it

That's not what her veri says "

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

They either get a proper kiss and cuddle from me or nothing

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"They either get a proper kiss and cuddle from me or nothing

"

Pinned against the wall firmly held by the bollocks

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"They either get a proper kiss and cuddle from me or nothing

Pinned against the wall firmly held by the bollocks "
if thats your kink Ryan, Im happy to do that

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"They either get a proper kiss and cuddle from me or nothing

Pinned against the wall firmly held by the bollocks if thats your kink Ryan, Im happy to do that "

I think they've just retracted like a sumo wrestlers

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"They either get a proper kiss and cuddle from me or nothing

Pinned against the wall firmly held by the bollocks if thats your kink Ryan, Im happy to do that

I think they've just retracted like a sumo wrestlers "

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"And what if you're going down on someone you don't know very well?

Do the same rules apply? Quick mwah to the left, quick mwah to the right. Does that make you well enough acquainted to go snuffling for truffles?

It's a slightly different technique. I can include that in my training course at no extra cost.

Thank you. I take it you provide a certificate for successful students?

All my students are certifiable at the end of the course.

"

He's certifiable already!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"have you tried gently blowing .. a bit like silently whistling on a lady garden ..

Yea but it came over all Norman Wisdom like. "
mr grimsdale? mr grimsdale .. what are you doing in there ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't...you just don't "

its either just a hug, a kiss on the cheek, a kiss on the lips or a full blown snog. Who wants to kiss air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheery start to my early morning Flo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's wrong in every way, if you are going to kiss then for goodness sake do it properly...Ruby

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I love them

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

never given an air kiss. Think I need lessons too!!!

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