FabSwingers.com forum: THE RULES....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

•No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

• No calls before 9 p.m. -- we don't have anything to talk about.

• None of that "lovemaking" stuff -- only sex allowed.

• No emotional discussions (Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.

• No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.

• No calling each other "friends with privileges." We are not friends, just sex buddies.

• Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.

• No extra clothing -- I don't want you leaving anything behind when you leave.

• No falling asleep right after sex. It's over -- get up, get dressed, go home.

• Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.

• Bring your own drink. I am not your liquor store.

• No phone use. I don't want anyone calling back looking for you.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Ooooooh you're harsh

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a copy of these sent to all my potential meets?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

im considerin putttin it on my profile!! xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im considerin putttin it on my profile!! xx

Do it!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Yes, do it! We're also going to add something along the lines of:

Don't feel free to invite yourselves round to our place without having ever had any communication with us just because you can't accomodate and think you're too gorgeous to be turned down!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

done!! i eagerly await the hate mail lol xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and that's swinging is it? I knew I was doing sommat wrong all this time.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well oh great swinging guru do you have any other suggestions bearing in mind im a single female you know the ones you dont like?

it was posted for fun but il let you into a wee secret......... its my way!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

"No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

•No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

• No calls before 9 p.m. -- we don't have anything to talk about.

• None of that "lovemaking" stuff -- only sex allowed.

• No emotional discussions (Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.

• No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.

• No calling each other "friends with privileges." We are not friends, just sex buddies.

• Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.

• No extra clothing -- I don't want you leaving anything behind when you leave.

• No falling asleep right after sex. It's over -- get up, get dressed, go home.

• Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.

• Bring your own drink. I am not your liquor store.

• No phone use. I don't want anyone calling back looking for you.

I agree with all that!!!!!!!!! so when do we meet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

do you foreigners get the free bus pass??? xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

I'd walk a 1000 miles for one of your smiles

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

no refunds lol!!!xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well oh great swinging guru do you have any other suggestions bearing in mind im a single female you know the ones you dont like?

it was posted for fun but il let you into a wee secret......... its my way!!

xx"

I know it was posted in fun but the old saying goes .. never a truer word spoken in jest .. when I was single I did meet single women, but only happy ones.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

The first rule of shag club is.....

You Shag on the first night!

Second rule of shag club is..... there aint no other rules

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

did you leave them that away or were they happy after you left lol xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"did you leave them that away or were they happy after you left lol xx

Only the one I married lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

aww thats sweet!!! xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking about calling out your ex's name during sex.

The ex was giving me a tremendous bj and just as i was about to come i shouted out 'oh fuckkkkk' then my "wifes" name and right away she stopped and ran to the toilet it a fit of tears.

Not long after that we split up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talking about calling out your ex's name during sex.

The ex was giving me a tremendous bj and just as i was about to come i shouted out 'oh fuckkkkk' then my "wifes" name and right away she stopped and ran to the toilet it a fit of tears.

Not long after that we split up

That's one of those moments in life you just can't talk your way out of lol .. a case of "oh well, next!"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talking about calling out your ex's name during sex.

The ex was giving me a tremendous bj and just as i was about to come i shouted out 'oh fuckkkkk' then my "wifes" name and right away she stopped and ran to the toilet it a fit of tears.

Not long after that we split up

That's one of those moments in life you just can't talk your way out of lol .. a case of "oh well, next!"

We had went away for a Valentines break and on that night we both got rat arsed. I was hoping she had forgotten the next morning but it was a frosty atmosphere and there was no going back....well not for her anyway

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talking about calling out your ex's name during sex.

The ex was giving me a tremendous bj and just as i was about to come i shouted out 'oh fuckkkkk' then my "wifes" name and right away she stopped and ran to the toilet it a fit of tears.

Not long after that we split up

That's one of those moments in life you just can't talk your way out of lol .. a case of "oh well, next!"

On Valentine's you say? You were well and truly fucked mate. Any other weekend and you might have scraped by but not that one. Women can't be very pernickety about such things you know, but I don't see what all the fuss is about really, I mean, she had a fat juicy cock in her mouth and she was suddenly worried about image?? What's all that about then??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

. DO ALWAYS put the loo seat and lid down after use

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talking about calling out your ex's name during sex.

The ex was giving me a tremendous bj and just as i was about to come i shouted out 'oh fuckkkkk' then my "wifes" name and right away she stopped and ran to the toilet it a fit of tears.

Not long after that we split up

That's one of those moments in life you just can't talk your way out of lol .. a case of "oh well, next!"

If i was licking her out and she shouted out an ex i would tell her to get him to join in and laugh it off.

Woman have strange minds

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

". DO ALWAYS put the loo seat and lid down after use"

Sorry not in my house.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talking about calling out your ex's name during sex.

The ex was giving me a tremendous bj and just as i was about to come i shouted out 'oh fuckkkkk' then my "wifes" name and right away she stopped and ran to the toilet it a fit of tears.

Not long after that we split up

That's one of those moments in life you just can't talk your way out of lol .. a case of "oh well, next!"

If i was licking her out and she shouted out an ex i would tell her to get him to join in and laugh it off.

Woman have strange minds

Uh huh. The only problem is it's linked to their pussies and if the mind is having a paddy the pussy won't fookin play ball either.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

". DO ALWAYS put the loo seat and lid down after use"

Lol my special playmate ALWAYS leaves the loo seats up! I keep telling him in a house of women that's a give away! Have to check they're all down after he's gone!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

•No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

• No calls before 9 p.m. -- we don't have anything to talk about.

• None of that "lovemaking" stuff -- only sex allowed.

• No emotional discussions (Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.

• No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.

• No calling each other "friends with privileges." We are not friends, just sex buddies.

• Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.

• No extra clothing -- I don't want you leaving anything behind when you leave.

• No falling asleep right after sex. It's over -- get up, get dressed, go home.

• Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.

• Bring your own drink. I am not your liquor store.

• No phone use. I don't want anyone calling back looking for you.

That's a bit harsh not even offering to do a little Ironing or Feeding Guests

..................

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a bit harsh not even offering to do a little Ironing or Feeding Guests

kev thats my job

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a bit harsh not even offering to do a little Ironing or Feeding Guests

kev thats my job

xx "

They should have it in the search facility, something like will Iron for and Feed non Locals

stunna it's one of your jobs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harsh...girl...HARSH....

I only meet my long term friends...and when they stay at my place they get treated like kings....maybe it because I genuinely regard them as friends...not just a a fuck.

But there's now't wrong with just a fuck...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

•No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

• No calls before 9 p.m. -- we don't have anything to talk about.

• None of that "lovemaking" stuff -- only sex allowed.

• No emotional discussions (Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.

• No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.

• No calling each other "friends with privileges." We are not friends, just sex buddies.

• Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.

• No extra clothing -- I don't want you leaving anything behind when you leave.

• No falling asleep right after sex. It's over -- get up, get dressed, go home.

• Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.

• Bring your own drink. I am not your liquor store.

• No phone use. I don't want anyone calling back looking for you.

Love it.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

•No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

• No calls before 9 p.m. -- we don't have anything to talk about.

• None of that "lovemaking" stuff -- only sex allowed.

• No emotional discussions (Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.

• No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.

• No calling each other "friends with privileges." We are not friends, just sex buddies.

• Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.

• No extra clothing -- I don't want you leaving anything behind when you leave.

• No falling asleep right after sex. It's over -- get up, get dressed, go home.

• Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.

• Bring your own drink. I am not your liquor store.

• No phone use. I don't want anyone calling back looking for you.

I am trying to melt her heart a bit... that was version 5!!! you should have seen version 1......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hey what can i say im honest if nothing else!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"hey what can i say im honest if nothing else!!!

xx"

Honest yes....but no Guru!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i blame the parents they left jackie collins books lyin around when i was younger should have left mills and boons lol xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i blame the parents they left jackie collins books lyin around when i was younger should have left mills and boons lol xx

Now if Jackie Collins books means the rules what am I doing to my daughters??

I read true crime the grizzlier the better

I think I best leave the Black Lace books out to even out the damage

Shona

x x x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread