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What on earth, couples............?

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By *wiftiee OP   Man
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Yes, you couples, what on earth are you up to? Or it would seem, maybe not!

In a decade, the number of times you're having sex in a month has fallen by 20%. And why? Partly because you can't leave your mobiles and tablets alone!! Last thing at night and first thing when you waken, you're checking your phones!

So hands up................who's guilty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checking phones last thing at night and first thing in the morning still leaves plenty of time for sex!

I don't get your point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Checking phones last thing at night and first thing in the morning still leaves plenty of time for sex!

I don't get your point? "

The point is the answer to the universe is 7.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Checking phones last thing at night and first thing in the morning still leaves plenty of time for sex!

I don't get your point? "

That's because you check during too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he's stating statistics and making a jovial thread about it. If I woke up with a naked man in my bed the last thing on my mind would be my phone. But then I don't have a partner

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By *wiftiee OP   Man
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"I think he's stating statistics and making a jovial thread about it. If I woke up with a naked man in my bed the last thing on my mind would be my phone. But then I don't have a partner "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone is my alarm, so have to check it first thing or it wouldn't stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My phone is my alarm, so have to check it first thing or it wouldn't stop"

No - you whack it, not check it. That's different.

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro


"Yes, you couples, what on earth are you up to? Or it would seem, maybe not!

In a decade, the number of times you're having sex in a month has fallen by 20%. And why? Partly because you can't leave your mobiles and tablets alone!! Last thing at night and first thing when you waken, you're checking your phones!

So hands up................who's guilty? "

Think you're reading too many online suveys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet that's in the Sunday Mail..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Checking phones last thing at night and first thing in the morning still leaves plenty of time for sex!

I don't get your point?

The point is the answer to the universe is 7."

I think it is actually 42.

But anyway, yeah, this checking of facebook etc the first moment you wake up is a pet peave of mine I have to say. People seem to live through their phones!

Of course the solution, which is both romantic and practical, is to slip it in before she wakes up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Checking phones last thing at night and first thing in the morning still leaves plenty of time for sex!

I don't get your point?

The point is the answer to the universe is 7.

I think it is actually 42.

But anyway, yeah, this checking of facebook etc the first moment you wake up is a pet peave of mine I have to say. People seem to live through their phones!

Of course the solution, which is both romantic and practical, is to slip it in before she wakes up "

No better way to be woken up as long as it is accompanied by kisses and caresses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think he's stating statistics and making a jovial thread about it. If I woke up with a naked man in my bed the last thing on my mind would be my phone. But then I don't have a partner

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"Checking phones last thing at night and first thing in the morning still leaves plenty of time for sex!

I don't get your point?

The point is the answer to the universe is 7."

thought it was 42

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My phone is my alarm, so have to check it first thing or it wouldn't stop

No - you whack it, not check it. That's different."

Lol indeed, you whack off not check off lol

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"I think he's stating statistics and making a jovial thread about it. If I woke up with a naked man in my bed the last thing on my mind would be my phone. But then I don't have a partner "

Ditto!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Its fallen by 20% BECAUSE they are married!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always pick up my phone last and first thing of the day, simply because the last thing i do and first thing i do is text V goodnight or good morning

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