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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Woman, about 30-40 year old, slim with long brown hair

She's on my sofa and I don't know who she is

Anyone missing this woman in Doncaster area? If so please let me know

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

On your sofa? ??

Slipping!!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

That sounds rather alarming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She's asleep, she's breathing so that's all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One shall presume that someone on here needed to know you have a woman in your house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woman, about 30-40 year old, slim with long brown hair

She's on my sofa and I don't know who she is

Anyone missing this woman in Doncaster area? If so please let me know"

does she have a pulse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....and answers to the name of Goldilocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....and answers to the name of Goldilocks.

Not me lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's asleep, she's breathing so that's all good"

Erm......wake her up and ask her maybe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your in luck, seems no one wants to claim her, You can keep her....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be a stray, get her down the local vets to check for a microchip. If there isn't one have her spayed, wormed and de-flea'd. I'm sure she'll make a fine pet...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"One shall presume that someone on here needed to know you have a woman in your house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's asleep, she's breathing so that's all good

Erm......wake her up and ask her maybe!"

NO !! let sleeping dogs lie x

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Your in luck, seems no one wants to claim her, You can keep her....

Only after three months, mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is she dressed... is there an empty bottle of anything beside her??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's asleep, she's breathing so that's all good

Erm......wake her up and ask her maybe!

NO !! let sleeping dogs lie x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One shall presume that someone on here needed to know you have a woman in your house

Oh that's mean! But very funny!

Though it does beg the question why leave her on the sofa?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's ok, mystery solved, her boyfriend locked her out the house so my housemate told her she could stay here till morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's probably a post on bookface somewhere saying "help - just woke up on a sofa in Doncaster! Pretending to be asleep til this guy goes upstairs so i can do a runner! Why did i drink so much last night!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Beep beep, beep beep, beep beep

Don't you bloody hate it when the alarm goes off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's probably a post on bookface somewhere saying "help - just woke up on a sofa in Doncaster! Pretending to be asleep til this guy goes upstairs so i can do a runner! Why did i drink so much last night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beep beep, beep beep, beep beep

Don't you bloody hate it when the alarm goes off

Oh Ryan you do make me look like a loon sometimes

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

This is actually.pretty tame for the morning after the night before in Donny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've phoned the police, telegramed the PM, emailed the FBI, smoke signalled MI5, texted Sherlock Holmes, send a messenger pigeon to CSI: Miami .... Hang on, I think the replies are coming in now ....

They all say the same thing

We don't care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you shave her eyebrows and draw on a fake tash? If it was a man I bet you would have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've phoned the police, telegramed the PM, emailed the FBI, smoke signalled MI5, texted Sherlock Holmes, send a messenger pigeon to CSI: Miami .... Hang on, I think the replies are coming in now ....

They all say the same thing

We don't care "

who elected you leader?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One shall presume that someone on here needed to know you have a woman in your house

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