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3 things you could take in a locked room for 24 hours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would they be? Cant be anything to read and no phones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gorgeous tall NON cattle prodded man

Water cooler

Condoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A gorgeous tall NON cattle prodded man

Water cooler

Condoms "

What is a non cattle prodded man?

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By *utty_JiggleCouple
over a year ago

Black Country

Mattress, pillow and duvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bucket.

2 litres of water.

A guitar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A skeleton key ..A locksmith ..hariboes tangy ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A gorgeous tall NON cattle prodded man

Water cooler

Condoms

What is a non cattle prodded man?"

Someone who has been 'virtually' claimed by someone else.

Bit like how cowboys brand their cattle so everyone knows who the animal belongs too ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some coloured crayons and a vivid imagination….

oh, and a packet of polo mints…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would take a Man

Water

Towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paper.

Pen.

Beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paper.

Pen.

Beer."

Euroidious..... why would you need paper?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As I didn't think about taking another person in and you naughty lot minds as on sex. Mine as didnt add earlier would be 2 hot bi ladies and a strap on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bucket

Water

KY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would arrive to find the room locked, so I'd take my three playthings to the pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would arrive to find the room locked, so I'd take my three playthings to the pub. "

Playthings ????? Marbles ...skipping rope etc ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 wands and an ice cold drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben & Jerry's

Haagen Dazs

and of course.....

Cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a key

a knife

an apple

i dont like to be locked in,so i would try the key on the lock.if that didnt work i would use the knife to cut the apple in half,two halves make a whole,and i would escape through the hole

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

A gorgeous young man (already have an idea of who my victim would be!)

Supplies of Pinot Grigio

Portaloo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady, 5 litres of drinking water and a towel. ... Unless its an empty room when I might switch the towel for a double bed.

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By *hell and jWoman
over a year ago

Worksop

Cigs wand and myself x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy man

Condoms

Water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paper.

Pen.

Beer.

Euroidious..... why would you need paper? "

Because if I wrote " Soxy is my hero" a hundred times on the walls, how could I send it to you...????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoon to eat obi's ice cream

Wet wipes and toothpaste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugh Jackman, Hugh Jackman & Hugh Jackman.

When he turns into Wolverine we can escape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy man

Some drink

Yummy chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paper.

Pen.

Beer.

Euroidious..... why would you need paper?

Because if I wrote " Soxy is my hero" a hundred times on the walls, how could I send it to you...???? "

Well obviously …..you’d use a very big envelope….. duh….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would arrive to find the room locked, so I'd take my three playthings to the pub.

Playthings ????? Marbles ...skipping rope etc ? "

Ha ha I'm not a Dickensian child.. I was thinking a blonde, a dark and a stout!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of people seem to only be taking one member of the opposite sex

I'm taking 3 ladies, surely all of them can't say I'm not their type lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paper.

Pen.

Beer.

Euroidious..... why would you need paper?

Because if I wrote " Soxy is my hero" a hundred times on the walls, how could I send it to you...????

Well obviously …..you’d use a very big envelope….. duh…. "

Sorry OP... Need to revise my list...

Pen.

Beer.

Stitch drill, lump hammer, Accro props, Steel beam, Planning Permission, Building Control approval, Skips, Plaster and paint (to make good the opening), industrial quantities of bubble wrap and the world's largest envelope, a forklift truck to carry the package onto the eighteen wheeler flatbed, police convoy to escort the wide load, and a team of workmen to make Soxy's letterbox wider...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a key

a knife

an apple

i dont like to be locked in,so i would try the key on the lock.if that didnt work i would use the knife to cut the apple in half,two halves make a whole,and i would escape through the hole "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would arrive to find the room locked, so I'd take my three playthings to the pub.

Playthings ????? Marbles ...skipping rope etc ?

Ha ha I'm not a Dickensian child.. I was thinking a blonde, a dark and a stout! "

Playthings ... I understood what you meant

Im such a word bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jigsaw

A bargain bucket kfc

A bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paper.

Pen.

Beer.

Euroidious..... why would you need paper?

Because if I wrote " Soxy is my hero" a hundred times on the walls, how could I send it to you...????

Well obviously …..you’d use a very big envelope….. duh….

Sorry OP... Need to revise my list...

Pen.

Beer.

Stitch drill, lump hammer, Accro props, Steel beam, Planning Permission, Building Control approval, Skips, Plaster and paint (to make good the opening), industrial quantities of bubble wrap and the world's largest envelope, a forklift truck to carry the package onto the eighteen wheeler flatbed, police convoy to escort the wide load, and a team of workmen to make Soxy's letterbox wider... "

Ooo'er Euroidious,,,, OMG, hey I'm really excited about that bit when a team of workmen enlarge my orifice.....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A skeleton, a note saying I told you I was hungry and The Colditz Story.

My plan - inspired by tales of daring from Colditz, I did a quick tunnel using only the stuff in the room and make my escape. My gaoler comes in 23 hours and 59 minutes later (I'm a quick worker, doncha know?) and sees the skeleton and note and immediately gives up gaoling people and dedicates the rest of their life to good works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, myself and I...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ciggys

Beer

Pillow

Dont get much me time so this would be great lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gorgeous green eye'd beauty with tattoos all over, luscious hair and who can chat for the whole of England.

My toe socks.

..and my watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paper.

Pen.

Beer.

Euroidious..... why would you need paper?

Because if I wrote " Soxy is my hero" a hundred times on the walls, how could I send it to you...????

Well obviously …..you’d use a very big envelope….. duh….

Sorry OP... Need to revise my list...

Pen.

Beer.

Stitch drill, lump hammer, Accro props, Steel beam, Planning Permission, Building Control approval, Skips, Plaster and paint (to make good the opening), industrial quantities of bubble wrap and the world's largest envelope, a forklift truck to carry the package onto the eighteen wheeler flatbed, police convoy to escort the wide load, and a team of workmen to make Soxy's letterbox wider...

Ooo'er Euroidious,,,, OMG, hey I'm really excited about that bit when a team of workmen enlarge my orifice..... "

Tart...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cigs wand and myself x x "

Me too lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food

Water

Fags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You,,

Some alcohol,,

And a great big pink elephant !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man

Water

Food

What else is there???

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

A fully loaded fridge...

A nice big comfy bed...

A sexy and very open sexualy overactive couple (mf) to share the other 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 women

another women

and a 3rd women :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paper.

Pen.

Beer.

Euroidious..... why would you need paper?

Because if I wrote " Soxy is my hero" a hundred times on the walls, how could I send it to you...????

Well obviously …..you’d use a very big envelope….. duh….

Sorry OP... Need to revise my list...

Pen.

Beer.

Stitch drill, lump hammer, Accro props, Steel beam, Planning Permission, Building Control approval, Skips, Plaster and paint (to make good the opening), industrial quantities of bubble wrap and the world's largest envelope, a forklift truck to carry the package onto the eighteen wheeler flatbed, police convoy to escort the wide load, and a team of workmen to make Soxy's letterbox wider...

Ooo'er Euroidious,,,, OMG, hey I'm really excited about that bit when a team of workmen enlarge my orifice.....

Tart... "

Still giggling over this one

OP - you asked this question on a sex site and it didn't occur to you that the answers would include men/women ..... seriously?!?!?!?!!

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