FabSwingers.com forum: Nun shocked at giving birth

By *ackandkate OP Couple
over a year ago

Truro

I bet she was

A 31yr old nun has given birth to a 9lb baby boy.

She says she didn't know she was preggers.

I though nuns were celebate

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

she did it once and it became a habit

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Someone shot his holy water..... And it hit the spot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet she was

A 31yr old nun has given birth to a 9lb baby boy.

She says she didn't know she was preggers.

I though nuns were celebate

I thought they were meant to be too

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"she did it once and it became a habit"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG this will be the second coming,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she did it once and it became a habit

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

immaculate conception

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By *arewithmeMan
over a year ago

Craven Arms

I can feel another book being written......................

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Maybe it was the lonely goat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuns getting pregnant. What is the world coming to

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

How do solve a problem like a dilated Maria.

Hot water & clean towels.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

"OMG this will be the second coming, "

think the first did the trick

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

sure it were not a penguin lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The dangers of misunderstanding 'dredging'....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback aswell then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she took it in the arse none of this would have happened

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

They will do anything for a collection these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They will do anything for a collection these days."

lol too funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The dangers of misunderstanding 'dredging'...."

oh that thread disturbed me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If she took it in the arse none of this would have happened "

lol lol. the rebirth of the Christ I think

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

She should have popped the wee thing in a basket and left it on the steps of the abbey...

They would never have suspected an inside job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, why couldn't I meet her first!

I want a nun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a miracle

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

the monk said it were not me I aint had nun lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Is he being called ' convent shed ', good enough for Brooklyn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say its un convent ional

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By *athylacyTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

I'd love to wear a nuns habit at a sleazy party...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Praise be to the lord above and the baby Jesus....

'Let me awake tomorrow morning.'

I am sorry and was only joking in the above posts. It was the big boy that made me do it. His name is Jack.

Xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If she took it in the arse none of this would have happened

lol lol. the rebirth of the Christ I think

it would have just been wind

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I bet she shouted OMG

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By *punkyhelmet5Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-mare

Maybe 1 of the priests had a crafty wank into the holy water

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well it wasn't the church candle that did it

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I bet she shouted OMG"

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

she didn't give him a blow job as she came from nuneaten

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Is her name Mary?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe 1 of the priests had a crafty wank into the holy water

and she got a turkey baster and impregnated herself

accidentally?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this for real?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got some Grrrr if anyone's got any frankinstien and bold and fancies a trip out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got some Grrrr if anyone's got any frankinstien and bold and fancies a trip out?

Nope im lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got some Grrrr if anyone's got any frankinstien and bold and fancies a trip out?

Nope im lost

From the legendary, extremely low-brow, at times funny, tv sitcom, Bottom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got some Grrrr if anyone's got any frankinstien and bold and fancies a trip out?

Nope im lost

From the legendary, extremely low-brow, at times funny, tv sitcom, Bottom."

What's the connection

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Got some Grrrr if anyone's got any frankinstien and bold and fancies a trip out?

Nope im lost

From the legendary, extremely low-brow, at times funny, tv sitcom, Bottom.

What's the connection"

A virgin birth? Gifts? Like in one of the best known story books ever?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got some Grrrr if anyone's got any frankinstien and bold and fancies a trip out?

Nope im lost

From the legendary, extremely low-brow, at times funny, tv sitcom, Bottom."

correct

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

That'll teach her for borrowing the alter lads outfit when hers was in the wash.

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Well they are married to God .......... so must have been one married couple that had sex lol

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"That'll teach her for borrowing the alter lads outfit when hers was in the wash."

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By *utty_JiggleCouple
over a year ago

Black Country

"Got some Grrrr if anyone's got any frankinstien and bold and fancies a trip out?

Nope im lost

From the legendary, extremely low-brow, at times funny, tv sitcom, Bottom.

What's the connection"

Brilliant episode.

Richie: "gold, frankinstien and grr.. and im wearing a blue head scarf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it wasn't the church candle that did it

Typical nun...

Lights out at 10 o'clock...

Candles out at half past...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is either a post-term birth as it's been few weeks from Christmas or the historians got the Christmas date wrong so its time to correct the mistake

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I bet she was

A 31yr old nun has given birth to a 9lb baby boy.

She says she didn't know she was preggers.

I though nuns were celebate

I thought they were meant to be too

Like priests?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet she was

A 31yr old nun has given birth to a 9lb baby boy.

She says she didn't know she was preggers.

I though nuns were celebate

I thought they were meant to be too

Like priests?"

Yes. Dont they take a vow of chastity like the priests do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the real reason for the bad weather and flooding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet she was

A 31yr old nun has given birth to a 9lb baby boy.

She says she didn't know she was preggers.

I though nuns were celebate

I thought they were meant to be too

Like priests?

Yes. Dont they take a vow of chastity like the priests do?"

A vow that cannot stand against Nature's will

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Lol at some of the posts on this thread.

I saw a group of women dressed as nuns in a hen party when i was out clubbing once, one of them squeezed my bum, so i turned round and said...."Eh, don't make a habit out of it".

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Lol at some of the posts on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the real reason for the bad weather and flooding"

Lol you read that too x

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I bet she was

A 31yr old nun has given birth to a 9lb baby boy.

She says she didn't know she was preggers.

I though nuns were celebate

I thought they were meant to be too

Like priests?

Yes. Dont they take a vow of chastity like the priests do?

A vow that cannot stand against Nature's will"

Whit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aren't they married to God? bit difficult to slip out the back window or hiding in the wardrobe when he comes home from work

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"If she took it in the arse none of this would have happened "

One up the bum, no harm done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a Pope can give birth (Yes, it's happened..!!!), then why shouldn't a Nun...???

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

She's not the first. I was a nun for some time, and had triplets, after a good candle orgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet she was

A 31yr old nun has given birth to a 9lb baby boy.

She says she didn't know she was preggers.

I though nuns were celebate

Celebate here, celebate there ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to feel sorry for her, wanting to do a job and have some fun and getting caught out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet she ends up on Jeremy Kyle with 4 potential fathers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See what I did there ? Fathers ..lol god I'm sooooo funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A job? LÖL

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By *nothercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

I thought Dopey shagged a penguin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet she was

A 31yr old nun has given birth to a 9lb baby boy.

She says she didn't know she was preggers.

I though nuns were celebate

they r celebate once they become nuns but nothing to stop them from being in a relationship b4 joining

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