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What's with the lack of erect cocks on TV after the 9 o'clock watershed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are they too much to take? (so to speak)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

It's pornographic and even after the watershed you're still not allowed to see real sex or porn lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

It just means you can say fuck and shit more and see a bit of boob. How often do you see a fflaccid Willy on tv either?

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By *enny the lip lickerMan
over a year ago

bath bristol


"It just means you can say fuck and shit more and see a bit of boob. How often do you see a fflaccid Willy on tv either?"

Or infact any pussy lips

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's pornographic and even after the watershed you're still not allowed to see real sex or porn lol"

I can, kind of, understand not showing penetration ... but, for instance, when there is a sex scene, the actions finished, everyone has cum in a timely and neat manner, the guy pulls his cock out of the woman, stands back to get dressed and his cock is limp ... it's just so unrealistic.

I'm looking at you game of thrones!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It just means you can say fuck and shit more and see a bit of boob. How often do you see a fflaccid Willy on tv either?"

watch game of thrones lol lotta cock

seriously though op, hard ons and vagina would be classed as porn means you can't show it on british tv, incedently it's also why sky/virgin porn is crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erect cocks?

Vernon's always upright on celeb family fortunes!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

So whats Jeremy Kyle then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are they too much to take? (so to speak) "

If you watch the news, you will see loads of cocks, especially anything government based......pricks the lot of them

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's pornographic and even after the watershed you're still not allowed to see real sex or porn lol

I can, kind of, understand not showing penetration ... but, for instance, when there is a sex scene, the actions finished, everyone has cum in a timely and neat manner, the guy pulls his cock out of the woman, stands back to get dressed and his cock is limp ... it's just so unrealistic.

I'm looking at you game of thrones!!! "

I have met men who droop immediately after.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's pornographic and even after the watershed you're still not allowed to see real sex or porn lol

I can, kind of, understand not showing penetration ... but, for instance, when there is a sex scene, the actions finished, everyone has cum in a timely and neat manner, the guy pulls his cock out of the woman, stands back to get dressed and his cock is limp ... it's just so unrealistic.

I'm looking at you game of thrones!!!

I have met men who droop immediately after."

Fair enough ...

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I recommend you compromise by doing it the other way round. Instead of looking for cocks on TV after 9pm. Then try TVs with .... you get the gist ... But you'll have to go online for that ... And we is not talking BBC iPlayer here, viewers ..

And on that bombshell ....

For those of you not inclined to take the above advice - are advised to follow either Jamie Oliver or Gordon Ramsay TV listings for your daily dose of erect co ... Oh. Sorry. I thought you said cooks. Either way you're quids in ... Cocks.. Cooks. Same thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I recommend you compromise by doing it the other way round. Instead of looking for cocks on TV after 9pm. Then try TVs with .... you get the gist ... But you'll have to go online for that ... And we is not talking BBC iPlayer here, viewers ..

And on that bombshell ....

For those of you not inclined to take the above advice - are advised to follow either Jamie Oliver or Gordon Ramsay TV listings for your daily dose of erect co ... Oh. Sorry. I thought you said cooks. Either way you're quids in ... Cocks.. Cooks. Same thing. "

What if Gordon Ramsay got his cock out whilst cooking? A cock cooking with his cock out? It's like Inception

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Maybe there should be a later watershed where more explicit images and language are permitted.

I don't think British telly is ready for full blown penetrative porn yet but surely we're capable of choosing to watch willies a bit more erect than the Mull of Kintyre test would allow.

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I recommend you compromise by doing it the other way round. Instead of looking for cocks on TV after 9pm. Then try TVs with .... you get the gist ... But you'll have to go online for that ... And we is not talking BBC iPlayer here, viewers ..

And on that bombshell ....

For those of you not inclined to take the above advice - are advised to follow either Jamie Oliver or Gordon Ramsay TV listings for your daily dose of erect co ... Oh. Sorry. I thought you said cooks. Either way you're quids in ... Cocks.. Cooks. Same thing.

What if Gordon Ramsay got his cock out whilst cooking? A cock cooking with his cock out? It's like Inception "

When I recently went into Sainsburys I was impressed by their refers shingle honest description of Jamie Oliver's Sausages...on the side it said "Prick With A Fork". It's a shame other supermarkets can't be as frank about their own celebrity chef names.

Retarding Inception comparisons...it could indeed get complicated. Can't Cook With Cock Out. Wont Cook With Cock Out was tried by Channel 4 last year bit was banned. Not because it went out at 2.30 PM but because of complaints from the Care Quality Commission who said it breached hygiene regulations after Ainsley Herriott got his appendage trapped in a chocolate roulade. Apparently his creamy filling ingredient was not from the original recipe.

And on that double bombshell....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they started showing erections and wide open pussies on normal TV it would take the fun out of Googling porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was watching What Happens In Sunny Beach a few nights ago about young holidaymakers getting pissed and screwing everything in sight whilst on holiday. Plenty of flaccid penises on display throughout the programme, but on the occasion a naked female was on screen, her vaginal / pubic area was pixilated. I mean, what's the point? Not fair either.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's with the lack of watersports after the misleadingly-named 9pm watershed?

I'm complaining to OfWat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was watching What Happens In Sunny Beach a few nights ago about young holidaymakers getting pissed and screwing everything in sight whilst on holiday. Plenty of flaccid penises on display throughout the programme, but on the occasion a naked female was on screen, her vaginal / pubic area was pixilated. I mean, what's the point? Not fair either....... "

we are the privileged gender

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Am I allowed to state the bleeding obvious about it only being an act, its kinda the point of being an actor...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if Gordon Ramsay got his cock out whilst cooking? A cock cooking with his cock out? It's like Inception "

Cockception!

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Japanese porn pixilate private even in extreme obscene porn

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Do what people did in the 90's and point sat dish at a european satellite.

Why else is the internet so popular in the uk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are they too much to take? (so to speak) "

Whatever you're in to, dude!

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