FabSwingers.com forum: Forum clichés

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It seems, whatever the subject of an OP is, within a few posts we will inevitably get a forum cliché.

I feel confident that even if the question was "What is the firing order of a 1967 Ford Anglia?" someone would soon post

1. Its Personal preference...

2. I am not going to justify my preference...

3. There is no excuse for cheating.

4. This is a sex site not a sunday school...

5. That is the way things are, grow some and accept it.

Can we make a list of these so in future those that wish can just quote the cliché number and waste less of the readers' time.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

[Removed by poster at 18/01/14 11:41:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its 1243 i googled it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"its 1243 i googled it

Yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"delete and block"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its 1243 i googled it

That's its preference, nothing wrong with that. This is a sex site after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1-2-4-3 i think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""delete and block""

Yep, going on the list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't make you gay

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"1-2-4-3 i think

i thought it was 1, 2, barnie mcgrew, cuthbert, dibble and grub.

ps ford anglia's would never start anyway!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

this isn't instashag.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

size doesn't matter.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was only joking..

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Stop complaining...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course you would agree you are part of the forum clique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It doesn't make you gay

Ohhh yes it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"size doesn't matter............."

I thought you preferred big uns

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I never cross boundaries

if it's under 7 inches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1-2-4-3 i think

i thought it was 1, 2, barnie mcgrew, cuthbert, dibble and grub.

ps ford anglia's would never start anyway!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1-2-4-3 i think

i thought it was 1, 2, barnie mcgrew, cuthbert, dibble and grub.

ps ford anglia's would never start anyway!"

Ooooh! Bitch!

obviously a British Leyland man.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"size doesn't matter.............

I thought you preferred big uns

are there small ones....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"this isn't instashag."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It doesn't make you gay

Ohhh yes it does

OMG am I gay then? I'll need help writing my profile, ill never get a meet, are my pics ok, No one replies to my messages, maybe that's why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its his/her loss... I would have shagged you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It doesn't make you gay

Ohhh yes it does

OMG am I gay then? I'll need help writing my profile, ill never get a meet, are my pics ok, No one replies to my messages, maybe that's why.

That was a good list!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

What am I doing wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I promise that if we ever have a threesome. I'd focus on your vagina the most.

....oops wrong thread.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Of course you would agree you are part of the forum clique "

oh I miss the "victim mentality".... especially when people dont agree with an opinion...

mummy... the nasty people are ganging up on me!!! lol

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have lost my mojo...

a few replies from the opposite sex and it's back

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm sure this person will be delighted you are talking about them on the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have lost my mojo...

a few replies from the opposite sex and it's back

Especially if filthy pics are enclosed in such messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look gorgeous.... They don't know what they are missing!!

I'd shag you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try clubs!

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

It's not a sex site it's a site for swingers!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Try socials

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your post is longer than your profile!

Try some body shots

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By *ohjaneCouple
over a year ago

south staffs

" Never had any complaints !"

(- As if someone who had met him would pipe up: " That was crap, you were useless . . . .")

One for the list ?

Jane x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one that likes/that thinks/that's seen" .... Followed by something that at least 60% of the planet has done/likes/seen

Single men asking for options from ladies about the most insignificant bollocks ... "Shall I cut my armpit hair?" Do what you fucking want!!!!

Newbies apologising for having opinions in their first post or saying "this is my first post, don't hurt me"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A totally random post asking if anyone fancies a meet.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Anyway regardless of the OP topic what do you think to my profile? All advice welcome. I will probably ignore it anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rants where the op slags something off, you quote THEIR comments...

then you get the flak.... Arghh

Others I have observed

Should I leave

Anyone use kik

You're not fat, you're fabulous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big ugly women let themselves get shagged by blokes who wouldn't give them a second glance when seeing them outside Fab. [fact]

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By *at2Couple
over a year ago

north Down

We're feed up with time wasters mainly women and couples who never seem to meet.

Think we're going to leave the site.

What do the forum think.

We're still here just waiting for some feed back..

Not gone just yet .

Please don't try and convince us to stay .

No really don't.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have fallen and a knife has cut open the carotid artery in my neck... blood is spurting out

what should I do forumites

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Everybody is beautiful and gorgeous mwah mwah

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

[Removed by poster at 18/01/14 15:09:38]

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am straight and the very thought of a man's cock, brings a little sick into my fragile sensitive little mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have fallen and a knife has cut open the carotid artery in my neck... blood is spurting out

what should I do forumites"

Stick a plaster on it and take some aspirin - you'll be fine in no time!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Their loss hunni

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I can talk in cliches till the cows come home.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I can talk in cliches till the cows come home."
udder nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvy doesn't mean fat.

Pls rvw mi prfl

wot am i doin rong?

I'm dylexic that's why i use text speak

Who has the highest boobs/cock/bum/ego?

Ewwwww why would you be into that?

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By *irimusMan
over a year ago

Burnley

When someone posts something about escorts and at least three people make 'jokes' about Ford cars. Hilarious.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am so competitive, I MUST win the arguement, oops discussion

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

does my bumhole look good bleached

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"does my bumhole look good bleached "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid.

(Fords)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Report to Admin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone did something mean to me and I dont like it.

Rant over.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Too many cock pics.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Not enough cock pics. Sorry I jest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never check my fabs/winks/messages because I'm far too busy (but I have time to add a comment to every discussion on here that mentions them).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man posting question = target

Woman posting question = opportunity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i keep getting abusive messages..well block them...what and lose all that attention ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He has bought me a present

He/she has just..... ,(insert something trivial)

He/she is off playing to ight without me

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"i keep getting abusive messages..well block them...what and lose all that attention .."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your point?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"rants where the op slags something off, you quote THEIR comments...

then you get the flak.... Arghh

Others I have observed

Should I leave

Anyone use kik

You're not fat, you're fabulous"

Omg! I forgot the ubiquitous Kik!

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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago

Leeds.

"Genuine male".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no clique

I'm not a racist but....

Any lady's out there with a massive cock want to cam a straight male that definitely isn't gay in any way no siree but I will suck it if you tell me too

How do I spot a time waster?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He must be married and cheating

"yawn"

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

hi folks.just wanted your opinions on somethin..im a totally straight man but wouldn't mind a blow job from another guy and i would pump his arse while his pal Steve sucked me off and another guy took my ball sack in his mouth.is there any other straight men out there that want to sit and wank each other off for the day?

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By *irimusMan
over a year ago

Burnley

"is there any other straight men out there that want to sit and wank each other off for the day?"

If I'd been drinking milk it would have just come out my nose!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I dont know if this is something anyone has ever asked for help with. My partner suggested swinging, so I joined and looking for others to meet. He/she has gone off the idea a bit now, so can you help me get their interest back. Im at the office, having a wank, what are you thinking about? No sarcastic replies, I am new to swinging, and didnt moult my old skin, for a thicker one yet. Any ladies fancy some saucy text fun? Bored housewives even better. Im still waiting for my first threesome with lesbians. Is 10 cock pics enough? Do I need to man up? No crazy stuff for us, thanks. What is vanilla? Why do you all hate us single guys? I am the most reliable person you will ever meet, you will want to keep me. Am I too young for a swingers site end would I be a good model? All replies appreciated. I cant accom or travel, can I still get meets? Ive not had any meets, will I ever get lucky? Im ideally looking for a female fb, so I will select the best applicant - dont be disappointed if I dont choose you - lifes tough, some of us have learned the hard way. Dont really know what to post here, so message to find out anything you want to know, unless it will involve me having to think much. There must be some lucky lady in this area who needs a gentlemans touch, I dont bite hard, unless you ask me to. Back again, I cant keep away. I am in a sexless marriage, so deal with it.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"It's not Facebook"

Or bookface, fookbase, or whatever hilarious mixup of the name they can think of.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont know if this is something anyone has ever asked for help with. My partner suggested swinging, so I joined and looking for others to meet. He/she has gone off the idea a bit now, so can you help me get their interest back. Im at the office, having a wank, what are you thinking about? No sarcastic replies, I am new to swinging, and didnt moult my old skin, for a thicker one yet. Any ladies fancy some saucy text fun? Bored housewives even better. Im still waiting for my first threesome with lesbians. Is 10 cock pics enough? Do I need to man up? No crazy stuff for us, thanks. What is vanilla? Why do you all hate us single guys? I am the most reliable person you will ever meet, you will want to keep me. Am I too young for a swingers site end would I be a good model? All replies appreciated. I cant accom or travel, can I still get meets? Ive not had any meets, will I ever get lucky? Im ideally looking for a female fb, so I will select the best applicant - dont be disappointed if I dont choose you - lifes tough, some of us have learned the hard way. Dont really know what to post here, so message to find out anything you want to know, unless it will involve me having to think much. There must be some lucky lady in this area who needs a gentlemans touch, I dont bite hard, unless you ask me to. Back again, I cant keep away. I am in a sexless marriage, so deal with it. "

What has this to do with forum clichés?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What has this to do with forum clichés?

Its actually a whole string of cliches - one after the other ! Lol - just very hard to read ! Some v true for profiles x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't people bother to read the profile before replying?!

If you've read this far, put "why did I bother reading this profile?" somewhere in the subject title of your message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am leaving Fab!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What has this to do with forum clichés?

Its actually a whole string of cliches - one after the other ! Lol - just very hard to read ! Some v true for profiles x "

Thank YOU! Now I see.

Folks: The enter button with the arrow thingy on it can

give

you

a new line.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Can't believe no one mentioned the legendary , the classic, the ubiquitous fucking inevitable......

Each to his own .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forum clichés "

"Hes' a really nice guy" = "The sex was shit".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't believe no one mentioned the legendary , the classic, the ubiquitous fucking inevitable......

Each to his own ..... "

Yep! You are so right there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forum clichés

"Hes' a really nice guy" = "The sex was shit".

OOOOH! Then we are into the real meaning. Does "He is never late" mean he suffers from premature ejaculation?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It bothers more cos it's misquoted from 'To each his own'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forum clichés

"Hes' a really nice guy" = "The sex was shit".

OOOOH! Then we are into the real meaning. Does "He is never late" mean he suffers from premature ejaculation?

No.

Premature Ejaculation = "He didn't outstay his welcome".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forum clichés

"Hes' a really nice guy" = "The sex was shit".

OOOOH! Then we are into the real meaning. Does "He is never late" mean he suffers from premature ejaculation?

No.

Premature Ejaculation = "He didn't outstay his welcome".

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not a cliche, yet. Apologies for my long list everyone. A basic phone and insomnia are the culprits + user error.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotland forums ......need we say more!

Dam we thought you said cliques ......one to many me thinks

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Scotland forums ......need we say more!

Dam we thought you said cliques ......one to many me thinks

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Forum clichés - let us list them. ;)