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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well my guests would be:-

Meet the Folkers

Queen of Tease

Obi have (I'm just as surprised as you my boy)

Starter

Quale egg on mustard mash

Main

Beef Wellington with Douphinoise potato

Dessert

Me!

Who would you have and what would you cook.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well my guests would be:-

Meet the Folkers

Queen of Tease

Obi have (I'm just as surprised as you my boy)

Starter

Quale egg on mustard mash

Main

Beef Wellington with Douphinoise potato

Dessert

Me!

Who would you have and what would you cook."

Well that's dinner ruined! Least I get to polish off the wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few I'd like to invite to dinner - for conversation. I don't know that many would last until dessert.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a few I'd like to invite to dinner - for conversation. I don't know that many would last until dessert."

Depends on the main and starter! I always find making someone wait for what they reallyvwant makes it better when they get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting guest list!

Will there be cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Folkers? And who the bloodyhell are the folkers? first rule of thumb get there names right if you'd like to dally

Sure dinner sounds super! If only to see you in a mankini and whoop your hairy arse on the pool table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just checked this list! Have you thought this through??? Hmmm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well I wont name who my guests are but the menu..

starter

cock flavoured soup

main

leather jacketed faggots, with cheesey balls on a blue waffle

dessert

unpsotted dick

clitoris cream pie

the menus ingredients and preparation can be found at cumfabwithme

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well I wont name who my guests are but the menu..

starter

cock flavoured soup

main

leather jacketed faggots, with cheesey balls on a blue waffle

dessert

unpsotted dick

clitoris cream pie

the menus ingredients and preparation can be found at cumfabwithme

"

Wonder who would do the voice over for that show?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan

Tease and Temptation

And

Greedy thump

Starter

Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required

Main

Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby

Dessert

Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well I wont name who my guests are but the menu..

starter

cock flavoured soup

main

leather jacketed faggots, with cheesey balls on a blue waffle

dessert

unpsotted dick

clitoris cream pie

the menus ingredients and preparation can be found at cumfabwithme

"

Paddy you mucky lil shit! You are vile! Lol

Yes I know before you say it!!!

Why thankyou very much!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I would invite just one person. We'd have a bottle of wine to begin with and then lots of sex on the table. The floor. The sofa. The stairs. The bath. The landing.

We might make it to a bed eventually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well I wont name who my guests are but the menu..

starter

cock flavoured soup

main

leather jacketed faggots, with cheesey balls on a blue waffle

dessert

unpsotted dick

clitoris cream pie

the menus ingredients and preparation can be found at cumfabwithme

Paddy you mucky lil shit! You are vile! Lol

Yes I know before you say it!!!

Why thankyou very much! "

Hope im invited!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ryan

Tease and Temptation

And

Greedy thump

Starter

Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required

Main

Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby

Dessert

Me! "

No good creeping now. I'm still sulking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan

Tease and Temptation

And

Greedy thump

Starter

Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required

Main

Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby

Dessert

Me!

No good creeping now. I'm still sulking "

Stop being petulant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan

Tease and Temptation

And

Greedy thump

Starter

Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required

Main

Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby

Dessert

Me!

No good creeping now. I'm still sulking "

Oh dear has little red upset little Ryan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ryan

Tease and Temptation

And

Greedy thump

Starter

Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required

Main

Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby

Dessert

Me!

No good creeping now. I'm still sulking "

She make you finish all your main before dessert

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"well I wont name who my guests are but the menu..

starter

cock flavoured soup

main

leather jacketed faggots, with cheesey balls on a blue waffle

dessert

unpsotted dick

clitoris cream pie

the menus ingredients and preparation can be found at cumfabwithme

"

Gawd Paddy! That was last year's menu and you forgot the Trou normand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan

Tease and Temptation

And

Greedy thump

Starter

Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required

Main

Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby

Dessert

Me!

No good creeping now. I'm still sulking

She make you finish all your main before dessert "

Yep. My aren't allowed dessert without eating their dinner. If he wants to act like a child I'll treat him like one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan

Tease and Temptation

And

Greedy thump

Starter

Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required

Main

Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby

Dessert

Me!

No good creeping now. I'm still sulking

Oh dear has little red upset little Ryan "

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ryan

Tease and Temptation

And

Greedy thump

Starter

Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required

Main

Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby

Dessert

Me!

No good creeping now. I'm still sulking

She make you finish all your main before dessert

Yep. My aren't allowed dessert without eating their dinner. If he wants to act like a child I'll treat him like one "

Okay okay bring me my ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan

Tease and Temptation

And

Greedy thump

Starter

Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required

Main

Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby

Dessert

Me!

No good creeping now. I'm still sulking

Oh dear has little red upset little Ryan

"

Love it when a man paddy s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan

Tease and Temptation

And

Greedy thump

Starter

Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required

Main

Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby

Dessert

Me!

No good creeping now. I'm still sulking

Oh dear has little red upset little Ryan

Love it when a man paddy s "

I'll smack his arse if he carries on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan

Tease and Temptation

And

Greedy thump

Starter

Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required

Main

Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby

Dessert

Me!

No good creeping now. I'm still sulking

Oh dear has little red upset little Ryan

Love it when a man paddy s

I'll smack his arse if he carries on "

Good choice of guests red

Well two of them anyway! Lol hope you don't have to resort to violence! There is always the threat of a erm... Strap on! to calm certain guests down.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ryan

Tease and Temptation

And

Greedy thump

Starter

Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required

Main

Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby

Dessert

Me!

No good creeping now. I'm still sulking

Oh dear has little red upset little Ryan

Love it when a man paddy s

I'll smack his arse if he carries on

Good choice of guests red

Well two of them anyway! Lol hope you don't have to resort to violence! There is always the threat of a erm... Strap on! to calm certain guests down. "

Ben would love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan

Tease and Temptation

And

Greedy thump

Starter

Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required

Main

Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby

Dessert

Me!

No good creeping now. I'm still sulking

Oh dear has little red upset little Ryan

Love it when a man paddy s

I'll smack his arse if he carries on

Good choice of guests red

Well two of them anyway! Lol hope you don't have to resort to violence! There is always the threat of a erm... Strap on! to calm certain guests down.

Ben would love that "

stop turning the tables!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan

Tease and Temptation

And

Greedy thump

Starter

Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required

Main

Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby

Dessert

Me!

No good creeping now. I'm still sulking

Oh dear has little red upset little Ryan

Love it when a man paddy s

I'll smack his arse if he carries on

Good choice of guests red

Well two of them anyway! Lol hope you don't have to resort to violence! There is always the threat of a erm... Strap on! to calm certain guests down.

Ben would love that "

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd stage this in front of a live studio audience.

I as the hostess with the mostess,

Guests: Obi, as he is cool,

Sassy because she criticised me on a comp/crit the above thread by saying she doesn't fancy women and that is by far the NICEST criticism any girly can get,

Vie en Rouge, because she'd like a good night out.

Soxy and Manrider would do the voice over from the wings of the studio, with lots of audience participation and knowing looks and winks. I would let them drink as much as they like, as I think they would both be even funnier with their remarks when d*unk.

The first course would be Heinz soup. Obi's would have some false teeth in the bottom. Sassy's a couple of fake fish swimming and Vie en Rouge - hers would come out last, but wouldn't have been doctored. Instead, one of her chair legs would have been sawn through.

The main course would be Sunday dinner with mash. At this point, I emerge from the kitchen, with my chef's hat ablaze, completely ignoring the inferno above my head. I then go back into the kitchen and emerge sans chefs hat, but wearing a space helmet and carrying a microwave that has blown up under my arm, muttering about how things aren't made to last anymore. Whilst I am walking back through the room, I knock the telly off the stand. I then come out the kitchen in a rush, asking if anyone knows if icecream should be flammable....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd stage this in front of a live studio audience.

I as the hostess with the mostess,

Guests: Obi, as he is cool,

Sassy because she criticised me on a comp/crit the above thread by saying she doesn't fancy women and that is by far the NICEST criticism any girly can get,

Vie en Rouge, because she'd like a good night out.

Soxy and Manrider would do the voice over from the wings of the studio, with lots of audience participation and knowing looks and winks. I would let them drink as much as they like, as I think they would both be even funnier with their remarks when d*unk.

The first course would be Heinz soup. Obi's would have some false teeth in the bottom. Sassy's a couple of fake fish swimming and Vie en Rouge - hers would come out last, but wouldn't have been doctored. Instead, one of her chair legs would have been sawn through.

The main course would be Sunday dinner with mash. At this point, I emerge from the kitchen, with my chef's hat ablaze, completely ignoring the inferno above my head. I then go back into the kitchen and emerge sans chefs hat, but wearing a space helmet and carrying a microwave that has blown up under my arm, muttering about how things aren't made to last anymore. Whilst I am walking back through the room, I knock the telly off the stand. I then come out the kitchen in a rush, asking if anyone knows if icecream should be flammable....

"

Tho few and far between of late, I prefer my good nights out not to end with a trip to A&E due to sabotaged furniture at the hands of a so called friend!!!

Hope you choke on your mash, trip over the TV, drop the exploded microwave on your foot and if after all that you are able to sit down .......... watch out for barbed wire cones!!

Sassy, Obi, Soxy and Manrider please PM me if you have suitable ideas for revenge on the evil one .......

xxxx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

But it would have been an episode to remember!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But it would have been an episode to remember! "

Indeed it would

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