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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As Valentine's day is approaching I'm reminded of back in the day as a lovestruck teenager spending ages writing all sorts of cheesy poems inside an oversized valentine card to send to my latest crush.

Do you have a cheesy poem you were particularly fond of? I can only remember the following:

I wish that I was Basil Brush

Sitting in your room

And every time you looked at me

My heart would go BOOM BOOM

Not surprisingly it never did get me a poke behind the textiles block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have sent V dozens of them.

if she has any with her i will post some up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i have sent V dozens of them.

if she has any with her i will post some up"

aaaw are you a romantic? There's not many of them around!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have sent V dozens of them.

if she has any with her i will post some up

aaaw are you a romantic? There's not many of them around! "

more creative than romantic, although like most blokes, i have my moments.

i just get inspired every now and then and send her a clutch of them, then nothing for ages lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i have sent V dozens of them.

if she has any with her i will post some up

aaaw are you a romantic? There's not many of them around!

more creative than romantic, although like most blokes, i have my moments.

i just get inspired every now and then and send her a clutch of them, then nothing for ages lol"

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

"As Valentine's day is approaching I'm reminded of back in the day as a lovestruck teenager spending ages writing all sorts of cheesy poems inside an oversized valentine card to send to my latest crush.

Do you have a cheesy poem you were particularly fond of? I can only remember the following:

I wish that I was Basil Brush

Sitting in your room

And every time you looked at me

My heart would go BOOM BOOM "

Bet you just like people putting their hand up ya.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you have a cheesy poem you were particularly fond of? I can only remember the following:

I wish that I was Basil Brush

Sitting in your room

And every time you looked at me

My heart would go BOOM BOOM

Bet you just like people putting their hand up ya.....

Well it would be rude to refuse

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Haha nowt changes.... now where did I leave those vet rubber gloves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha nowt changes.... now where did I leave those vet rubber gloves

You know me mucky...I'm accommodating

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

lol...well when you live where you do, you have to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol...well when you live where you do, you have to be

Haha still charming the gusset of people I see

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

I try my best, lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

roses are red

my names dave

i'm rubbish at poems

microwave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"roses are red

my names dave

i'm rubbish at poems

microwave

Roses are Red my bell end is too

If you like this poem then I will fuck you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"roses are red

my names dave

i'm rubbish at poems

microwave

I love it!

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Roses are red while violets are twisted

Bend over love

Your about to be fisted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"roses are red

my names dave

i'm rubbish at poems

microwave

Roses are Red my bell end is too

If you like this poem then I will fuck you."

I do like your poem but I'd see a doc about that red bell end of yours lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roses are red while violets are twisted

Bend over love

Your about to be fisted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"roses are red

my names dave

i'm rubbish at poems

microwave

Roses are Red my bell end is too

If you like this poem then I will fuck you.

I do like your poem but I'd see a doc about that red bell end of yours lol x"

Already have apparently I'm half reindeer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"roses are red

my names dave

i'm rubbish at poems

microwave

Roses are Red my bell end is too

If you like this poem then I will fuck you.

I do like your poem but I'd see a doc about that red bell end of yours lol x

Already have apparently I'm half reindeer"

I've never ridden a reindeer before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never received a valentines card

But violets are blue ! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never received a valentines card

But violets are blue ! Xx

roses are red,

violet is blue

send your address

and ill send one to you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never received a valentines card

But violets are blue ! Xx

Never?? I'm surprised! Did you send them? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never received a valentines card

But violets are blue ! Xx

roses are red,

violet is blue

send your address

and ill send one to you lol"

Slightly stalkerish but it rhymes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never received a valentines card

But violets are blue ! Xx

Never?? I'm surprised! Did you send them? Xx"

Yep but didn't put my name in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never received a valentines card

But violets are blue ! Xx

roses are red,

violet is blue

send your address

and ill send one to you lol

Slightly stalkerish but it rhymes lol

would need the address eventually anyway lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

valentines coming

so dont be so fickle

show me some love

and i'll tickle a pickle lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never received a valentines card

But violets are blue ! Xx

roses are red,

violet is blue

send your address

and ill send one to you lol

Slightly stalkerish but it rhymes lol

would need the address eventually anyway lol."

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you cum for me

I'll cum over you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you cum for me

I'll cum over you

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

I'll kiss your mouth

And caress your pert tits

Working my way down south

To your soaking lady bits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll kiss your mouth

And caress your pert tits

Working my way down south

To your soaking lady bits"

Such a wordsmith

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Im a lightweight... Actions speak louder than words

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im a lightweight... Actions speak louder than words

I'm inclined to agree with you on that! X

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

dont believe im admitting to this but i sent a boy one once saying. if i was a cabbage id cut myself in two. id give my leaves to others but save my heart for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dont believe im admitting to this but i sent a boy one once saying. if i was a cabbage id cut myself in two. id give my leaves to others but save my heart for you"

Oh yes! I remember that too ha ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Keep the flowers

I'd rather have shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Candles and roses,

On a table for two.

Specially laid

And ready for you.

Delicate tastes and aromas,

Senses to tease.

Perfectly cooked,

Presented to please.

Suited and booted

For the occasion.

You looking so hot,

As always amazin.

Now at the table,

Sat face to face.

Mesmerised, enchanted

As I gaze on your face.

A glimpse of thigh,

From the slit in your dress

A touch of your leg,

A lingering caress.

Leaning in

Our lips meet.

Tongues entwine,

Your kiss is so sweet

A long embrace,

A stroke of your breast

It won't be long

Until you're undressed.

Now enjoy the meal

And your favourite wine.

Forever with love

My Valentine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Candles and roses,

On a table for two.

Specially laid

And ready for you.

Delicate tastes and aromas,

Senses to tease.

Perfectly cooked,

Presented to please.

Suited and booted

For the occasion.

You looking so hot,

As always amazin.

Now at the table,

Sat face to face.

Mesmerised, enchanted

As I gaze on your face.

A glimpse of thigh,

From the slit in your dress

A touch of your leg,

A lingering caress.

Leaning in

Our lips meet.

Tongues entwine,

Your kiss is so sweet

A long embrace,

A stroke of your breast

It won't be long

Until you're undressed.

Now enjoy the meal

And your favourite wine.

Forever with love

My Valentine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Candles and roses,

On a table for two.

Specially laid

And ready for you.

Delicate tastes and aromas,

Senses to tease.

Perfectly cooked,

Presented to please.

Suited and booted

For the occasion.

You looking so hot,

As always amazin.

Now at the table,

Sat face to face.

Mesmerised, enchanted

As I gaze on your face.

A glimpse of thigh,

From the slit in your dress

A touch of your leg,

A lingering caress.

Leaning in

Our lips meet.

Tongues entwine,

Your kiss is so sweet

A long embrace,

A stroke of your breast

It won't be long

Until you're undressed.

Now enjoy the meal

And your favourite wine.

Forever with love

My Valentine.

Thanks for posting the thread..warmed up my creative juices to write cheesy poems again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Candles and roses,

On a table for two.

Specially laid

And ready for you.

Delicate tastes and aromas,

Senses to tease.

Perfectly cooked,

Presented to please.

Suited and booted

For the occasion.

You looking so hot,

As always amazin.

Now at the table,

Sat face to face.

Mesmerised, enchanted

As I gaze on your face.

A glimpse of thigh,

From the slit in your dress

A touch of your leg,

A lingering caress.

Leaning in

Our lips meet.

Tongues entwine,

Your kiss is so sweet

A long embrace,

A stroke of your breast

It won't be long

Until you're undressed.

Now enjoy the meal

And your favourite wine.

Forever with love

My Valentine.

Thanks for posting the thread..warmed up my creative juices to write cheesy poems again

No thank you! I enjoyed reading it. You have a talent x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Candles and roses,

On a table for two.

Specially laid

And ready for you.

Delicate tastes and aromas,

Senses to tease.

Perfectly cooked,

Presented to please.

Suited and booted

For the occasion.

You looking so hot,

As always amazin.

Now at the table,

Sat face to face.

Mesmerised, enchanted

As I gaze on your face.

A glimpse of thigh,

From the slit in your dress

A touch of your leg,

A lingering caress.

Leaning in

Our lips meet.

Tongues entwine,

Your kiss is so sweet

A long embrace,

A stroke of your breast

It won't be long

Until you're undressed.

Now enjoy the meal

And your favourite wine.

Forever with love

My Valentine.

Thanks for posting the thread..warmed up my creative juices to write cheesy poems again

No thank you! I enjoyed reading it. You have a talent x"

Much underused at the moment and rusty...need a muse

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a knife

Get in the van

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a knife

Get in the van

Haha x

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Paul mcartney wrote a great poem when he was with heather mills.

As we lay upon the river bank

My hands were all a quiver

I undone her suspender belt

And her leg fell in the river

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Paul mcartney wrote a great poem when he was with heather mills.

As we lay upon the river bank

My hands were all a quiver

I undone her suspender belt

And her leg fell in the river

This has just made me laugh out loud

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