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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... (insert first line here)..

Tip :all the animals end up up dead, chose a different subject

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was this young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wore a red dress

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was this young lady"

A lady in public, a whore in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She loved the way guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She loved the way guys "

Shared her

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with animals!!

*who all end up dead!

** especially porcupines!

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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago

East Manchester

Love of nature and outdoor pursuits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"with animals!!

*who all end up dead!

** especially porcupines! "

Don't you have a dance to be getting on with?

Stop killing the animals ya evil bastard

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

She was a lovely ginger lass, who liked a bit of compensation for her services. She was known as 'Orange Pay As You Go'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She was a lovely ginger lass, who liked a bit of compensation for her services. She was known as 'Orange Pay As You Go'"

Not all gingers are easy ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She was a lovely ginger lass, who liked a bit of compensation for her services. She was known as 'Orange Pay As You Go'

Not all gingers are easy ya know "

I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She was a lovely ginger lass, who liked a bit of compensation for her services. She was known as 'Orange Pay As You Go'"

Two for one on Wednesdays I heard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She was a lovely ginger lass, who liked a bit of compensation for her services. She was known as 'Orange Pay As You Go'

Not all gingers are easy ya know

I am "

So am I but there must be some that aren't

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Opayg found herself between a rock and a hard place. She did what she had to do but it resulted in...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She was a lovely ginger lass, who liked a bit of compensation for her services. She was known as 'Orange Pay As You Go'

Two for one on Wednesdays I heard! "

Not for Man utd fans!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Opayg found herself between a rock and a hard place. She did what she had to do but it resulted in..."

Dp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Opayg found herself between a rock and a hard place. She did what she had to do but it resulted in..."

Spitroast?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Deeply dp about the way she was she requested that...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Just before she shagged Right Said Fred

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just before she shagged Right Said Fred"

Hes gay

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Just before she shagged Right Said Fred

Hes gay "

He wasn't until PAYG shagged him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just before she shagged Right Said Fred

Hes gay

He wasn't until PAYG shagged him. "

I feel like I'm being victimised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just before she shagged Right Said Fred

Hes gay

He wasn't until PAYG shagged him.

I feel like I'm being victimised "

Nah! Its not like you're ginger.

Or a hammers fan!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just before she shagged Right Said Fred

Hes gay

He wasn't until PAYG shagged him.

I feel like I'm being victimised

Nah! Its not like you're ginger.

Or a hammers fan! "

Those are my good points

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyway I'm off to bed, Lickety and the firemen were the only decent (ish!) storytellers this evening. You and Ryan are pants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway I'm off to bed, Lickety and the firemen were the only decent (ish!) storytellers this evening. You and Ryan are pants! "

Sorry! I'm better at the animal tales!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Anyway I'm off to bed, Lickety and the firemen were the only decent (ish!) storytellers this evening. You and Ryan are pants! "

Pfffft

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Night mofos xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Night mofos xx"

Night big tits!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night mofos xx

Night big tits! "

Well observed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Night mofos xx

Night big tits!

Well observed "

I was talking to Ryan!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Night mofos xx

Night big tits!

Well observed

I was talking to Ryan! "

Nite nite breast pest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night mofos xx

Night big tits!

Well observed

I was talking to Ryan!

Nite nite breast pest "

Tle dum and tle dee

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Night mofos xx

Night big tits!

Well observed

I was talking to Ryan!

Nite nite breast pest

Tle dum and tle dee "

I can play dumb

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night mofos xx

Night big tits!

Well observed

I was talking to Ryan!

Nite nite breast pest

Tle dum and tle dee

I can play dumb "

There's no acting involved

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Night mofos xx

Night big tits!

Well observed

I was talking to Ryan!

Nite nite breast pest

Tle dum and tle dee

I can play dumb

There's no acting involved "

I'm only as stupid as I want you to think I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night mofos xx

Night big tits!

Well observed

I was talking to Ryan!

Nite nite breast pest

Tle dum and tle dee

I can play dumb

There's no acting involved

I'm only as stupid as I want you to think I am "

I dispute that x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

And they all lived happily ever after

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And they all lived happily ever after "

Makes a change from dying I guess!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There are some gaps here. They may be between my ears though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are some gaps here. They may be between my ears though.

"

Nope. We're just not good storytellers

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"There are some gaps here. They may be between my ears though.

"

It was a short story. To summarise:

A ginger girl by the name of Orange Pay As You Go, was wearing a red dress when she found herself stuck between a rock and a hard place.

She was Dee Pee Dippy about the dress she wore, so she decided to offer two for one on a Wednesday, to Right Said Fred. Being a bit of a minger, this scared him off and he turned gay.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"There are some gaps here. They may be between my ears though.

It was a short story. To summarise:

A ginger girl by the name of Orange Pay As You Go, was wearing a red dress when she found herself stuck between a rock and a hard place.

She was Dee Pee Dippy about the dress she wore, so she decided to offer two for one on a Wednesday, to Right Said Fred. Being a bit of a minger, this scared him off and he turned gay. "

I'm sure there was a Tle Dumb and Tle Dumber sub-plot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are some gaps here. They may be between my ears though.

It was a short story. To summarise:

A ginger girl by the name of Orange Pay As You Go, was wearing a red dress when she found herself stuck between a rock and a hard place.

She was Dee Pee Dippy about the dress she wore, so she decided to offer two for one on a Wednesday, to Right Said Fred. Being a bit of a minger, this scared him off and he turned gay.

I'm sure there was a Tle Dumb and Tle Dumber sub-plot."

Tle dumb discovered he had big tits!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"There are some gaps here. They may be between my ears though.

It was a short story. To summarise:

A ginger girl by the name of Orange Pay As You Go, was wearing a red dress when she found herself stuck between a rock and a hard place.

She was Dee Pee Dippy about the dress she wore, so she decided to offer two for one on a Wednesday, to Right Said Fred. Being a bit of a minger, this scared him off and he turned gay.

I'm sure there was a Tle Dumb and Tle Dumber sub-plot."

That was a ginger herring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are some gaps here. They may be between my ears though.

It was a short story. To summarise:

A ginger girl by the name of Orange Pay As You Go, was wearing a red dress when she found herself stuck between a rock and a hard place.

She was Dee Pee Dippy about the dress she wore, so she decided to offer two for one on a Wednesday, to Right Said Fred. Being a bit of a minger, this scared him off and he turned gay.

I'm sure there was a Tle Dumb and Tle Dumber sub-plot.

That was a ginger herring"

This could easily replace my current favourite book,the breast adventures of tle dum and tle dee

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm sure there was a Tle Dumb and Tle Dumber sub-plot.

Hold on there lass, I can be one or t'other, but both takes some planning

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