FabSwingers.com forum: SEX SITE????????????

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sometimes I wonder if this is a site to meet up and fuck, I get so many time wasters and people who just want to chat.

I have a cock and want to use it on anyone who wants it, am I asking too much ?????

Please take a look at my profile and just message something naughty so at least I know im not alone xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your expectations of the site are skewed and way off base.

if you have no interest in getting to know who you infiltrate, then you are probably better off paying for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not a sex site it's a swingers site. The clue is in the name. Swinging is a lot more than just sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is not a sexy site it's a swingers site. The clue is in the name.

Good luck.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

It isn't just another sex site, it's a swingers site and if you don't know what that means you should probably look it up. There are plenty of shagtonightdotcom, slapperdotcoms and nsasexwithsomeonelocal out there to try if FAB isn't your bag.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Probably not a good idea to get so horny you would stick your cock into anything. You never know what problems might ensue.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

FORUM INSURANCE

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

wow... who knew chatting to get to know the people you are potentially playing with was a wasted activity....

this is likely to not go the way you think it might... but I am sure there are people that agree with you... (not me, but sure there are)

thats the beauty of the site... if someone doesn't want to go at your pace... move on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not a sex site it's a swingers site. The clue is in the name. Swinging is a lot more than just sex!"
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This!

It's honestly easier to go out on the pull in any nightclub on a weekend if all you want is a nameless fuck and as you say - any holes a goal.

This isn't instashag!

Effort is required and skills such as communication and a decent level of interaction.

And if you're struggling with that - then maybe you're right and the site isn't suitable for your wants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile does come across a tad desperate which is very off putting, and now this thread has kinda killed any hope of a meet in our opinion. You might well be wanking a little longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermm there is ways and means about going things.

Fancy a "fuck" don't go down easy with a woman

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i was going to say everytime someone uses the phrase "instashag".... they owe me 50p in royalties....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not a sex site it's a swingers site. The clue is in the name. Swinging is a lot more than just sex!.

This!

It's honestly easier to go out on the pull in any nightclub on a weekend if all you want is a nameless fuck and as you say - any holes a goal.

This isn't instashag!

Effort is required and skills such as communication and a decent level of interaction.

And if you're struggling with that - then maybe you're right and the site isn't suitable for your wants. "

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"i was going to say everytime someone uses the phrase "instashag".... they owe me 50p in royalties....

Instashag!

Where shall I post the 50p?

You have a lovely face btw, and I'm not just saying that because I have to pay for my forum insurance in compliments

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You have a lovely face btw, and I'm not just saying that because I have to pay for my forum insurance in compliments

Duly entered into the ledger

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"your expectations of the site are skewed and way off base.

if you have no interest in getting to know who you infiltrate, then you are probably better off paying for it"

Oh oh oh!!! Can I use that line, please? Pretty Please?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I like talking to people who don't freak out at sexualised conversations which may or may not lead to sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i was going to say everytime someone uses the phrase "instashag".... they owe me 50p in royalties....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex site?????? Don't tell my mother.....thought this was a good place to get advice on my flower arranging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your expectations of the site are skewed and way off base.

if you have no interest in getting to know who you infiltrate, then you are probably better off paying for it

Oh oh oh!!! Can I use that line, please? Pretty Please?"

only if you observe the Fabio equasion of copyrighted remuneration lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I like talking to people who don't freak out at sexualised conversations which may or may not lead to sex. "

Well I'm not putting up with that kind of language! *flounces*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey

I expected the OP to be from a 20 something year old not a 46 year old!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I like talking to people who don't freak out at sexualised conversations which may or may not lead to sex.

Well I'm not putting up with that kind of language! *flounces*"

You can flounce on my face, if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i was going to say everytime someone uses the phrase "instashag".... they owe me 50p in royalties....

I've just copyrighted the following!

Pronto-pork

Rapidfuck

Dial-a-bonk

Fuck'n'go

and

Orgasms to order

Cheques for royalties payable to The charity of your choice!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I like talking to people who don't freak out at sexualised conversations which may or may not lead to sex.

Well I'm not putting up with that kind of language! *flounces*

You can flounce on my face, if you like

One of these days I will!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes I wonder if this is a site to meet up and fuck, I get so many time wasters and people who just want to chat.

I have a cock and want to use it on anyone who wants it, am I asking too much ?????

Please take a look at my profile and just message something naughty so at least I know im not alone xxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

Oh the sense of entitlement!

POF is that-a-way

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Dear Obi

Please may I order 7 orgasms for Saturday night?

Thank you.

Steve

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I like talking to people who don't freak out at sexualised conversations which may or may not lead to sex.

Well I'm not putting up with that kind of language! *flounces*

You can flounce on my face, if you like

One of these days I will!

Where's the 'howling wolf' emoticon? Hooowwwlllllll!!!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I like talking to people who don't freak out at sexualised conversations which may or may not lead to sex.

Well I'm not putting up with that kind of language! *flounces*

You can flounce on my face, if you like

One of these days I will!

Where's the 'howling wolf' emoticon? Hooowwwlllllll!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i was going to say everytime someone uses the phrase "instashag".... they owe me 50p in royalties....

I've just copyrighted the following!

Pronto-pork

Rapidfuck

Dial-a-bonk

Fuck'n'go

and

Orgasms to order

Cheques for royalties payable to The charity of your choice!

You forgot

Poke a hole

Shagmenowdotcom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bake a hot Apple pie and stick your dick in it, should do the trick

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By *otTheReal01Man
over a year ago

London

"i was going to say everytime someone uses the phrase "instashag".... they owe me 50p in royalties....

I've just copyrighted the following!

Pronto-pork

Rapidfuck

Dial-a-bonk

Fuck'n'go

and

Orgasms to order

Cheques for royalties payable to The charity of your choice!

Too late on Rapidfuck:

http://fapdu.com/rapid-fuck.porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing! So many times we see posts by people who have to be told that swinging is not instant shag! The problem with these posts is it will put lots of people off you, you may get more profile views but only as a result of people blocking you. Sorry bud but no, this is not an easy way to get your dick wet or where a wham bam thank you mam attitude will get you anywhere

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have a cock and want to use it on anyone who wants it, am I asking too much ?????

Anyone? Really???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cock and want to use it on anyone who wants it, am I asking too much ?????

Anyone? Really???

I broke one of my dining chair legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes I wonder if this is a site to meet up and fuck, I get so many time wasters and people who just want to chat.

I have a cock and want to use it on anyone who wants it, am I asking too much ?????

Please take a look at my profile and just message something naughty so at least I know im not alone xxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

Quick... Get me coat and a train ticket to Burgess Hill.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has anyone sent a naughty message?

i was gonna, but dont wanna get banned lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Obi

Please may I order 7 orgasms for Saturday night?

Thank you.

Steve

7 ?

All for you Steve? Or are you having a party?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I like sharing

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

This thread is funny as fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is funny as fuck!

Can I interest you in an orgasm, Miss-tress?

*before Steve orders the entire stock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Googled "what is swinging?" and several interesting sites (Wikipedia included should you fancy a look!)....best so far is this:

http://www.eroticcouplesclub.com/swinging.htm

hope the link is acceptable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex? "

On the internet?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"This thread is funny as fuck!

Can I interest you in an orgasm, Miss-tress?

*before Steve orders the entire stock!

Just the one?!?! Miss: ask for a discount, sounds slightly used to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Googled "what is swinging?" and several interesting sites (Wikipedia included should you fancy a look!)....best so far is this:

http://www.eroticcouplesclub.com/swinging.htm

hope the link is acceptable?

Interesting note that it mentions partner swapping as a sexual act and doesn't mention "soft swap" anywhere.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmmmm......silence? lambs? slaughter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May not have posted much here before but have been "swinging" on this site since it began and via many others previously including the old old contact mags....way before this.....and I don't get that it takes a lot to understand that it really IS a sex site......ok everyone chats and pairs or more up but the object of this site is to enable like minded and so called "liberated" adults to indulge in consensual sex.....sometimes with a lot of chat before....ho hum I guess I'll log off so as to not disturb the contemplation!

Night all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes I wonder if this is a site to meet up and fuck, I get so many time wasters and people who just want to chat.

I have a cock and want to use it on anyone who wants it, am I asking too much ?????

Please take a look at my profile and just message something naughty so at least I know im not alone xxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

Perhaps your just not their type ? And they realise that after a few mails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ermm there is ways and means about going things.

Fancy a "fuck" don't go down easy with a woman

Unless it's your wife or girlfirend of course .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Googled "what is swinging?" and several interesting sites (Wikipedia included should you fancy a look!)....best so far is this:

http://www.eroticcouplesclub.com/swinging.htm

hope the link is acceptable?

Interesting note that it mentions partner swapping as a sexual act and doesn't mention "soft swap" anywhere.....

already said before, we are quite happy not to be deemed real swingers if it means having to fuck anyone and everyone, so its no hardship lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recommended adultwork.com if you're after a sex site, that it xhamster.com

This is about free love and exploration, not desperation and close mindedness

Just my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recommended adultwork.com if you're after a sex site, that it xhamster.com

This is about free love and exploration, not desperation and close mindedness

Just my opinion

Recommend***

And***

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