FabSwingers.com forum: Unusual bodies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Unusual bodies, anyone want to share their experience of a meet where someone turn out to be a bit different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never have a meet with a body, that's just weird

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

What like 2 cocks and 4 nipples kinda different?

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

3 nipples Scaramonger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Possibly ...maybe someone with a cock and pussy......or gushes like niagra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I MRT a changeling once

She looked completely different to her photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What like 2 cocks and 4 nipples kinda different?

cocks with nipples,that is different

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I once spent an afternoon with a v shy lady with 38 ll. Boobs !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wasnt so shy she wouldnt tell you her bra size?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol. Just had to ask her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

almost your duty to ask

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"What like 2 cocks and 4 nipples kinda different?

cocks with nipples,that is different"
lol yes indeedy!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Ok ... So no, OP , every one we met has had all their bits where spose to be, and regular quantities of said bits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once spent an afternoon with a v shy lady with 38 ll. Boobs !

I'm a true tits and arse man but 38ll sounds gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once spent an afternoon with a v shy lady with 38 ll. Boobs !

I'm a true tits and arse man but 38ll sounds gross"

no,144 is a gross

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I once spent an afternoon with a v shy lady with 38 ll. Boobs !

I'm a true tits and arse man but 38ll sounds gross"

Thanks. I'm a 38J. Is that gross or just nearly gross?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once spent an afternoon with a v shy lady with 38 ll. Boobs !

I'm a true tits and arse man but 38ll sounds gross

Thanks. I'm a 38J. Is that gross or just nearly gross?"

I don't know? I said it sounds gross. I wouldn't know what 38 ll or j looks like

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I once spent an afternoon with a v shy lady with 38 ll. Boobs !

I'm a true tits and arse man but 38ll sounds gross"

Oi! 34KK. Some nights of the week, anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once spent an afternoon with a v shy lady with 38 ll. Boobs !

I'm a true tits and arse man but 38ll sounds gross

Oi! 34KK. Some nights of the week, anyway.

Not for me I'm afraid but no offence meant

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I once spent an afternoon with a v shy lady with 38 ll. Boobs !

I'm a true tits and arse man but 38ll sounds gross

Thanks. I'm a 38J. Is that gross or just nearly gross?"

Aren't you just a smidge bigger than 38II or is 38 LL (which I have never seen)?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I once spent an afternoon with a v shy lady with 38 ll. Boobs !

I'm a true tits and arse man but 38ll sounds gross

Thanks. I'm a 38J. Is that gross or just nearly gross?

Aren't you just a smidge bigger than 38II or is 38 LL (which I have never seen)?"

I assumed it was LL because I've not seen I or II bras before.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Sizes usually go from HH straight to J. No I or II.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I once spent an afternoon with a v shy lady with 38 ll. Boobs !

I'm a true tits and arse man but 38ll sounds gross

Thanks. I'm a 38J. Is that gross or just nearly gross?

Aren't you just a smidge bigger than 38II or is 38 LL (which I have never seen)?

I assumed it was LL because I've not seen I or II bras before. "

Why would they go from H to J though?

I'm a tiny F or G, depending on the cut.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I once spent an afternoon with a v shy lady with 38 ll. Boobs !

I'm a true tits and arse man but 38ll sounds gross

Thanks. I'm a 38J. Is that gross or just nearly gross?

I don't know? I said it sounds gross. I wouldn't know what 38 ll or j looks like"

Well cheers, I feel just great now. Thanks a million.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I once spent an afternoon with a v shy lady with 38 ll. Boobs !

I'm a true tits and arse man but 38ll sounds gross

Thanks. I'm a 38J. Is that gross or just nearly gross?

Aren't you just a smidge bigger than 38II or is 38 LL (which I have never seen)?

I assumed it was LL because I've not seen I or II bras before.

Why would they go from H to J though?

I'm a tiny F or G, depending on the cut.

I don't know but I just fished a catalogue out.

D DD E F FF G GG H HH J JJ K

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I once spent an afternoon with a v shy lady with 38 ll. Boobs !

I'm a true tits and arse man but 38ll sounds gross

Thanks. I'm a 38J. Is that gross or just nearly gross?

I don't know? I said it sounds gross. I wouldn't know what 38 ll or j looks like

Well cheers, I feel just great now. Thanks a million.

Just read gross as large and all is well. I can safely say that I think your boobies are large.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 nipples Scaramonger

will you do the fan dan gooooo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a guy in a club once with three bollocks!

That odd enough for you?

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London

"I once spent an afternoon with a v shy lady with 38 ll. Boobs !

I'm a true tits and arse man but 38ll sounds gross

Thanks. I'm a 38J. Is that gross or just nearly gross?

I don't know? I said it sounds gross. I wouldn't know what 38 ll or j looks like"

how can a bra size sound gross??

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I once spent an afternoon with a v shy lady with 38 ll. Boobs !

I'm a true tits and arse man but 38ll sounds gross

Thanks. I'm a 38J. Is that gross or just nearly gross?

I don't know? I said it sounds gross. I wouldn't know what 38 ll or j looks like

Well cheers, I feel just great now. Thanks a million.

Just read gross as large and all is well. I can safely say that I think your boobies are large.

As long as we're not taking it to be a number, because I definitely don't have that many! Just the usual two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once spent an afternoon with a v shy lady with 38 ll. Boobs !

I'm a true tits and arse man but 38ll sounds gross

Thanks. I'm a 38J. Is that gross or just nearly gross?

Aren't you just a smidge bigger than 38II or is 38 LL (which I have never seen)?

I assumed it was LL because I've not seen I or II bras before.

Why would they go from H to J though?

I'm a tiny F or G, depending on the cut.

I don't know but I just fished a catalogue out.

D DD E F FF G GG H HH J JJ K"

i would suspect it is the same as car number plates and why there are no o, i, u, z reg numbers, so they arent confused with their numerical counterparts (except for U which i have no idea about lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw a guy in a club once with three bollocks!

That odd enough for you? "

how close up were you to see his 3 bollocks, or had he removed his scrotum so he could prove it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw a guy in a club once with three bollocks!

That odd enough for you?

how close up were you to see his 3 bollocks, or had he removed his scrotum so he could prove it?"
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A few feet away in a group room. Wasn't checking him out randomly - I'd been tipped off by one of his previous 'acquaintances' !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We met a couple on here in a hotel. room booked too. ( a few weeks ago now) spoke on the phone exchanged pics ect.. rarely we meet couples, ( thought that we had found what we was looking for until..we met up in the bar of the hotel..not at all who they claimed to be..they looked at least 10 maybe more years older..in all honesty they didnt even look like the guys in the same pic!...very awkward! ...called the whole thing off....so disappointed as we madevsuch an effort too!...lesson learnt! ...

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Saw a guy in a club once with three bollocks!

That odd enough for you?

how close up were you to see his 3 bollocks, or had he removed his scrotum so he could prove it?.

A few feet away in a group room. Wasn't checking him out randomly - I'd been tipped off by one of his previous 'acquaintances' ! "

He must have been from the same planet as the woman with three tits in the film Total Recall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend called me up once and said "bro this chicks got inside out nipples.."

Her nipples went inwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

perhaps her nipples werent inverted,perhaps her tits were inside out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We met a couple where the guy had half a head ( early days of swinging and we didnt ask for face pics first). He had hit a horse in his car and that was the result. Made our excuses and left

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over a year ago

"We met a couple where the guy had half a head ( early days of swinging and we didnt ask for face pics first). He had hit a horse in his car and that was the result. Made our excuses and left

You'd of thought he'd of gone to the hospital, but there's commitment to a meet

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago

"I once spent an afternoon with a v shy lady with 38 ll. Boobs !

I'm a true tits and arse man but 38ll sounds gross

Thanks. I'm a 38J. Is that gross or just nearly gross?"

Sounds lovely to me.

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago

"We met a couple where the guy had half a head ( early days of swinging and we didnt ask for face pics first). He had hit a horse in his car and that was the result. Made our excuses and left

You'd of thought he'd of gone to the hospital, but there's commitment to a meet"

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago

"I once spent an afternoon with a v shy lady with 38 ll. Boobs !

I'm a true tits and arse man but 38ll sounds gross

Thanks. I'm a 38J. Is that gross or just nearly gross?

Aren't you just a smidge bigger than 38II or is 38 LL (which I have never seen)?

I assumed it was LL because I've not seen I or II bras before.

Why would they go from H to J though?

I'm a tiny F or G, depending on the cut.

I don't know but I just fished a catalogue out.

D DD E F FF G GG H HH J JJ K

i would suspect it is the same as car number plates and why there are no o, i, u, z reg numbers, so they arent confused with their numerical counterparts (except for U which i have no idea about lol)"

No U on car plates to avoid confusion with V

My OH is 40L and they are FAB

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"I once spent an afternoon with a v shy lady with 38 ll. Boobs !

I'm a true tits and arse man but 38ll sounds gross

Oi! 34KK. Some nights of the week, anyway.

Not for me I'm afraid but no offence meant"

You do know how to make friends don't you!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Oi! 34KK. Some nights of the week, anyway.

Not for me I'm afraid but no offence meant

You do know how to make friends don't you!"

I'm hard to offend.

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