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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mature and chubby for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In no particular order

5'4 or under

Big firm boobs

Slim

Tanned

Intelligent

Compassionate

Luxurious hair

Beautiful, loving eyes

Full lips

Pert ass

Passionate sexuality

AMAZING kisser

Great singer and dancer

Good conversationalist

LOYAL!

...well you did specify perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bendy, nymphomaniac, finds spitting abhorrent, loves cooking a fried breakfast after sex (with a Greek yoghurt and summer fruit side), has an equally hot flat mate with larger breasts and only likes to talk about sport!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In no particular order

5'4 or under

Big firm boobs

Slim

Tanned

Intelligent

Compassionate

Luxurious hair

Beautiful, loving eyes

Full lips

Pert ass

Passionate sexuality

AMAZING kisser

Great singer and dancer

Good conversationalist

LOYAL!

...well you did specify perfect

When you find her, can you please introduce me to her sister?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Blue skin, three tits, the usual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plump thighs big round bum cheeks nice and solid (not fat) thighs encased in stockings and suspenders with just a hint of thighs just bulging over the top of the stockings mmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In no particular order

5'4 or under

Big firm boobs

Slim

Tanned

Intelligent

Compassionate

Luxurious hair

Beautiful, loving eyes

Full lips

Pert ass

Passionate sexuality

AMAZING kisser

Great singer and dancer

Good conversationalist

LOYAL!

...well you did specify perfect

Almost made it

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

my wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my wife

his wife lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 short, oh well

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

In no particular order

5'4 or under - I'm 5'7

Big firm boobs - not many bigger or firmer than mine

Slim - 26" waist

Tanned - nope

Intelligent - up for debate

Compassionate - yes

Luxurious hair - depends on wig, but I'm willing to be flexible

Beautiful, loving eyes - meh

Full lips - I can do wonders with lip liner

Pert ass - my padded panties don't half help

Passionate sexuality - when leaning against a tree with a queue forming, I have my moments

AMAZING kisser - not with anyone with stubble, wrecks my foundation.

Great singer and dancer - meh and double meh

Good conversationalist - triple meh

LOYAL! - we'd have to talk about that.

...well you did specify perfect

- Well I tried, Sexybrain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kelly Brook, but with the wit and sassyness of Catherine Hepburn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny how what makes a woman perfect for most guys are physical attributes or what they are wearing. What about personality, ethics, style, interests etc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

breathing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny how what makes a woman perfect for most guys are physical attributes or what they are wearing. What about personality, ethics, style, interests etc?"

that obviously doesnt matter, as long as she can suck a tennis ball through a maccie d's straw lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bendy, nymphomaniac, finds spitting abhorrent, loves cooking a fried breakfast after sex (with a Greek yoghurt and summer fruit side), has an equally hot flat mate with larger breasts and only likes to talk about sport!! "

Definitely not asking for much guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I married her but as I'm a generous chap and don't want to be mean to everyone else, I let some borrow her

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Funny how what makes a woman perfect for most guys are physical attributes or what they are wearing. What about personality, ethics, style, interests etc?

that obviously doesnt matter, as long as she can suck a tennis ball through a maccie d's straw lol"

Runs back to thread, waving wildly

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny how what makes a woman perfect for most guys are physical attributes or what they are wearing. What about personality, ethics, style, interests etc?"

It's a Swinging site so I'm guessing most replies are based on who they would like to fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me

Hmm I'm not sure the cock growing out of your tits is going to be too high on many men's list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beautiful. Inside and out.

Funny as fuck - and one hell of a bitch.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"my wife

Someone just earned 10 million brownie points.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In no particular order

5'4 or under

Big firm boobs

Slim

Tanned

Intelligent

Compassionate

Luxurious hair

Beautiful, loving eyes

Full lips

Pert ass

Passionate sexuality

AMAZING kisser

Great singer and dancer

Good conversationalist

LOYAL!

...well you did specify perfect

When you find her, can you please introduce me to her sister?

You don't want to know her sister - she's a right bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here we go. In my dreams:

Quietly confident with magnetic presence and personality

A kind nature

Loyal but doesnt get jealous

Sharp mind, funny, communicative

Knows when to be serene and when turn turn on the erotic energy

Flirtatious

Big Soulful eyes with a naughty glint

A smile that lights up a room

Curvy and voluptuous

Big but pert, firm boobs with big sensitive nipples

Long soft flowing locks

Soft ever so kissable lips

A smooth or trimmed pretty pussy with a very responsive clit

A round lickable ass

Smooth sexy legs

Kissable and suckable toes and feet

Loves wearing sexy clothes and shoes

Loves being naked

Adventurous and curious

Definitely in my dreams

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over a year ago

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Grace Jones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grace Jones"

I sat next to her at Wimbledon last year. She was hilarious (and rather d*unk).

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

One with a mouth like Zippy.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Grace Jones

I sat next to her at Wimbledon last year. She was hilarious (and rather d*unk). "

I bet she was

she is a game gal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"breathing

Optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"breathing

Oh you are so picky !! Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a Swinging site so I'm guessing most replies are based on who they would like to fuck. "

Agreed. But I want to fuck someone with personality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In no particular order

5'4 or under

Big firm boobs

Slim

Tanned

Intelligent

Compassionate

Luxurious hair

Beautiful, loving eyes

Full lips

Pert ass

Passionate sexuality

AMAZING kisser

Great singer and dancer

Good conversationalist

LOYAL!

...well you did specify perfect

When you find her, can you please introduce me to her sister?

You don't want to know her sister - she's a right bitch

She deserves fucked then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my wife

Someone just earned 10 million brownie points.....

dont i get a share?

i said his wife too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 ft 6 with a flat head for my pint glass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny how what makes a woman perfect for most guys are physical attributes or what they are wearing. What about personality, ethics, style, interests etc?"

Haha!! Have you seen the perfect man thread? Ladies are just as shallow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pulse is a start!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pgysically -

Tattooed

Nice body

Nice smile

Personality -

Funny and silly

Adventurous

Down to earth

Good values and loves their family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny how what makes a woman perfect for most guys are physical attributes or what they are wearing. What about personality, ethics, style, interests etc?"

I don't think my selection was so shallow, for example:

Physical appeal:

5'4 or under

Big firm boobs

Slim

Tanned

Full lips

Pert ass

Luxurious hair

Great dancer

Mental/Emotional appeal:

Intelligent

Compassionate

Beautiful, loving eyes

Great singer

Good conversationalist

LOYAL!

Sexual appeal:

Passionate sexuality

AMAZING kisser

Ok so I've placed something of an emphasis on physical appeal but then that's a natural male thing, without the positive mental/emotional attributes however then most of those things are worth little.

The sexual category is so you can get the most enjoyment from of the other two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pgysically -

Tattooed

Nice body

Nice smile

Personality -

Funny and silly

Adventurous

Down to earth

Good values and loves their family

I have some of those. Body lacking though

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"my wife

Someone just earned 10 million brownie points.....

dont i get a share?

i said his wife too lol"

yeah, you can share my wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the Greek yoghurt for when she has thrush???

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By *exymixedcouple7Couple
over a year ago

london

Someone that's happy and confident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blue skin, three tits, the usual."

Coooeeee!!!!!!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Mature and chubby for me

One who will hold your cock and your beer at the same time for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In no particular order

5'4 or under

Big firm boobs

Slim

Tanned

Intelligent

Compassionate

Luxurious hair

Beautiful, loving eyes

Full lips

Pert ass

Passionate sexuality

AMAZING kisser

Great singer and dancer

Good conversationalist

LOYAL!

...well you did specify perfect

The blow up dolls are on aisle 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here we go. In my dreams:

Quietly confident with magnetic presence and personality

A kind nature

Loyal but doesnt get jealous

Sharp mind, funny, communicative

Knows when to be serene and when turn turn on the erotic energy

Flirtatious

Big Soulful eyes with a naughty glint

A smile that lights up a room

Curvy and voluptuous

Big but pert, firm boobs with big sensitive nipples

Long soft flowing locks

Soft ever so kissable lips

A smooth or trimmed pretty pussy with a very responsive clit

A round lickable ass

Smooth sexy legs

Kissable and suckable toes and feet

Loves wearing sexy clothes and shoes

Loves being naked

Adventurous and curious

Definitely in my dreams

My nipples are small xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here we go. In my dreams:

Quietly confident with magnetic presence and personality

A kind nature

Loyal but doesnt get jealous

Sharp mind, funny, communicative

Knows when to be serene and when turn turn on the erotic energy

Flirtatious

Big Soulful eyes with a naughty glint

A smile that lights up a room

Curvy and voluptuous

Big but pert, firm boobs with big sensitive nipples

Long soft flowing locks

Soft ever so kissable lips

A smooth or trimmed pretty pussy with a very responsive clit

A round lickable ass

Smooth sexy legs

Kissable and suckable toes and feet

Loves wearing sexy clothes and shoes

Loves being naked

Adventurous and curious

Definitely in my dreams

My nipples are small and touch my feet you will lose your teeth xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here i am

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"Mature and chubby for me

Going for mass market appeal, eh? I admire a guy who does his research.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here we go. In my dreams:

Quietly confident with magnetic presence and personality

A kind nature

Loyal but doesnt get jealous

Sharp mind, funny, communicative

Knows when to be serene and when turn turn on the erotic energy

Flirtatious

Big Soulful eyes with a naughty glint

A smile that lights up a room

Curvy and voluptuous

Big but pert, firm boobs with big sensitive nipples

Long soft flowing locks

Soft ever so kissable lips

A smooth or trimmed pretty pussy with a very responsive clit

A round lickable ass

Smooth sexy legs

Kissable and suckable toes and feet

Loves wearing sexy clothes and shoes

Loves being naked

Adventurous and curious

Definitely in my dreams

My nipples are small and touch my feet you will lose your teeth xx"

I prefer imperfection to be honest xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No such thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In no particular order

5'4 or under - check

Big firm boobs - in a bra.. yup

Slim - nopes lol

Tanned - ginger n pale .. AND PROUD

Intelligent - i cant even read that word

Compassionate - nope

Luxurious hair - nah

Beautiful, loving eyes - bog standard blue

Full lips - just normal lips

Pert ass - if by pert you mean large, fat and wrinkled with cellulite then YES

Passionate sexuality - nope

AMAZING kisser - damm straight

Great singer and dancer - the best EVER

Good conversationalist - zzzz.. oh you said something? lol

LOYAL!

...well you did specify perfect

bollocks im not perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I married her but as I'm a generous chap and don't want to be mean to everyone else, I let some borrow her

Haha

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