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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A telephone conversation earlier in the day somehow ended up discussing how one eats a pasty.

The person on the other end described that he doesn't eat the pastry but breaks it open and uses his tongue to lick the contents into his mouth.

What are you eating when you use your tongue like this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yuk

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Yuk "

Yuk? Don't you ever use your tongue or was that just for the pasty?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

a cornetto but only in private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yuk

Yuk? Don't you ever use your tongue or was that just for the pasty?

"

That was for the image in my mind

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A passionfruit....love it dribbling down my chin

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"a cornetto but only in private"

Where have you been our lovely quartermaster? Eating cornettoes on your own?

I can't help doing with with a soft serve ice-cream in a wafer cone, even in public.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A passionfruit....love it dribbling down my chin "

I can imagine that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy of course.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Cadbury's creme eggs. Walnut whips.

Oh goddess I want chocolate!!!!!!!!!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

Hi real life sort of got in the way there for a bit, but im back now, sad to see so many people missing from just last year

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Cadbury's creme eggs. Walnut whips.

Oh goddess I want chocolate!!!!!!!!!"

I know I am describing my shape as the Venus of Willendorf but I'm not a goddess.

You don't want chocolate as you are sugar free and in a few days your palate will find the taste yucky.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Hi real life sort of got in the way there for a bit, but im back now, sad to see so many people missing from just last year"

I know. We need a new take-over dictator.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Cadbury's creme eggs. Walnut whips.

Oh goddess I want chocolate!!!!!!!!!

I know I am describing my shape as the Venus of Willendorf but I'm not a goddess.

You don't want chocolate as you are sugar free and in a few days your palate will find the taste yucky.

"

My brain still thinks it's nice though. I'm still working through the sugar withdrawal headache at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those petit filous yoghurt when the young ones say they want it but then don't want to eat it.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"Hi real life sort of got in the way there for a bit, but im back now, sad to see so many people missing from just last year

I know. We need a new take-over dictator.

"
you volunteering

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Hi real life sort of got in the way there for a bit, but im back now, sad to see so many people missing from just last year

I know. We need a new take-over dictator.

you volunteering "

I don't think I could rally the forum to fall in step to take over a country.

Back to licking...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Those petit filous yoghurt when the young ones say they want it but then don't want to eat it.

"

Why don't they want to eat it?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"Hi real life sort of got in the way there for a bit, but im back now, sad to see so many people missing from just last year

I know. We need a new take-over dictator.

you volunteering

I don't think I could rally the forum to fall in step to take over a country.

Back to licking..."
yeah wheres Bussy when you need him,i really miss him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pussy of course."

That's considerably more appealing than a Cornish Pasty

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Pussy of course.

That's considerably more appealing than a Cornish Pasty"

What about the ice-cream?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I lick yoghurt lids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pussy of course.

That's considerably more appealing than a Cornish Pasty

What about the ice-cream?"

Together?

Yum

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Pussy of course.

That's considerably more appealing than a Cornish Pasty

What about the ice-cream?

Together?

Yum"

Phew! My work is done - you have gone from yuk to yum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't possibly say!

* but i may just have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those petit filous yoghurt when the young ones say they want it but then don't want to eat it.

Why don't they want to eat it?

"

Because they want my one. And it's exactly the same bloody thing.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

cream donuts.. chocolate donuts mmmm good practice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cream egg or walnut whip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jam doughnuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A telephone conversation earlier in the day somehow ended up discussing how one eats a pasty.

The person on the other end described that he doesn't eat the pastry but breaks it open and uses his tongue to lick the contents into his mouth.

What are you eating when you use your tongue like this?

"

The image of someone, who looks spidery in my imagination, breaking open a pasty with their long, boney, skeletal white finger, then licking the grey mystery meat contents out, slowly, with a purple tongue that's three times the length of a normal tongue, is nightmare fuel ... But then I wonder why I imagine it that way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka jellies. Love getting the tongue stuck in to those.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Vodka jellies. Love getting the tongue stuck in to those. "

Even the chilli ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cadbury's creme eggs. Walnut whips.

Oh goddess I want chocolate!!!!!!!!!"

Cadbury creme egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I defy anyone to resist pushing their tongue into the sweet folds and not enjoy lapping at the beautiful creamy joy within. Close your eyes and savour the goodness,push your tongue a little further, deeper, go on, all the way in. That's it, good isn't it. Lick your lips and smile to yourself.its wicked but you want to indulge yourself you can't stop, you want more and you don't want to share this pleasure, this pure delight.

Its naughty but nice.

Its a fresh cream doughnut

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A telephone conversation earlier in the day somehow ended up discussing how one eats a pasty.

The person on the other end described that he doesn't eat the pastry but breaks it open and uses his tongue to lick the contents into his mouth.

What are you eating when you use your tongue like this?

The image of someone, who looks spidery in my imagination, breaking open a pasty with their long, boney, skeletal white finger, then licking the grey mystery meat contents out, slowly, with a purple tongue that's three times the length of a normal tongue, is nightmare fuel ... But then I wonder why I imagine it that way? "

That is such a funny description for him. I can't I know what his tongue looks like but his fingers aren't skeletal.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I defy anyone to resist pushing their tongue into the sweet folds and not enjoy lapping at the beautiful creamy joy within. Close your eyes and savour the goodness,push your tongue a little further, deeper, go on, all the way in. That's it, good isn't it. Lick your lips and smile to yourself.its wicked but you want to indulge yourself you can't stop, you want more and you don't want to share this pleasure, this pure delight.

Its naughty but nice.

Its a fresh cream doughnut"

Or a chocolate éclair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to lick the sugar from my lips?

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By *1ckeyMan
over a year ago

Camberley


"Cadbury's creme eggs. Walnut whips.

Oh goddess I want chocolate!!!!!!!!!"

I'm the same, these chocs were meant to be eaten this way I'm sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The person on the other end described that he doesn't eat the pastry but breaks it open and uses his tongue to lick the contents into his mouth.

"

That is the correct way to eat a pasty, they were designed so the pastry could be held in dirty hands and the content eaten for lunch in the mines. Why some strange people eat the wrapper I shall never know

But I favour pussy over pasty any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The person on the other end described that he doesn't eat the pastry but breaks it open and uses his tongue to lick the contents into his mouth.

That is the correct way to eat a pasty, they were designed so the pastry could be held in dirty hands and the content eaten for lunch in the mines. Why some strange people eat the wrapper I shall never know

But I favour pussy over pasty any day "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A telephone conversation earlier in the day somehow ended up discussing how one eats a pasty.

The person on the other end described that he doesn't eat the pastry but breaks it open and uses his tongue to lick the contents into his mouth.

What are you eating when you use your tongue like this?

"
Cream eggs ......... I love my tongue in them , lol xx

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