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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Am a bit bored on my own - so decided to get myself a banana (i eat when i'm bored you see).

Just began peeling the banana, and sat here wondering.

How do you peel yours?

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Half way down . See profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with my fingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

..i've recently started peeling it all off and just having the banana in my hand (without the skin) - i'm so bad.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It depends where I am eating the banana.

I always peel from the stalky bit that joins it to the rest of the hand. I bend the stalk until it breaks. Sometimes you have to use a fingernail to create a bend/break point. I then peel the skin away from the flesh in four strips creating the look of a flower with a phallus in the middle.

Now, if I am at home I will peel it all the way down to the bottom, discard the skin and eat the banana. If I am out I will peel it half-way down and eat to that point before peeling it further and eating the rest. I then discard the skin in a suitable receptacle.

Is that a clear enough answer or have I missed something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It depends where I am eating the banana.

I always peel from the stalky bit that joins it to the rest of the hand. I bend the stalk until it breaks. Sometimes you have to use a fingernail to create a bend/break point. I then peel the skin away from the flesh in four strips creating the look of a flower with a phallus in the middle.

Now, if I am at home I will peel it all the way down to the bottom, discard the skin and eat the banana. If I am out I will peel it half-way down and eat to that point before peeling it further and eating the rest. I then discard the skin in a suitable receptacle.

Is that a clear enough answer or have I missed something?

"

big or little bites?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It depends where I am eating the banana.

I always peel from the stalky bit that joins it to the rest of the hand. I bend the stalk until it breaks. Sometimes you have to use a fingernail to create a bend/break point. I then peel the skin away from the flesh in four strips creating the look of a flower with a phallus in the middle.

Now, if I am at home I will peel it all the way down to the bottom, discard the skin and eat the banana. If I am out I will peel it half-way down and eat to that point before peeling it further and eating the rest. I then discard the skin in a suitable receptacle.

Is that a clear enough answer or have I missed something?

"

You wonderful butterfly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I deep throat my bananas

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Here's a little recipe you might like. Blend a banana with an egg and fry spoonfuls to make pancakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't peel mine - I split them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo you peel it half way! And when ultra bored the peeled bits you can split n make lots of thin bits! How many strips can you make!?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It depends where I am eating the banana.

I always peel from the stalky bit that joins it to the rest of the hand. I bend the stalk until it breaks. Sometimes you have to use a fingernail to create a bend/break point. I then peel the skin away from the flesh in four strips creating the look of a flower with a phallus in the middle.

Now, if I am at home I will peel it all the way down to the bottom, discard the skin and eat the banana. If I am out I will peel it half-way down and eat to that point before peeling it further and eating the rest. I then discard the skin in a suitable receptacle.

Is that a clear enough answer or have I missed something?

big or little bites? "

Big bites at home and small bites in public. For some reason a woman eating a banana in public seems to garner attention.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Here's a little recipe you might like. Blend a banana with an egg and fry spoonfuls to make pancakes!"

I might just try this one day if I remember this tip.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"Here's a little recipe you might like. Blend a banana with an egg and fry spoonfuls to make pancakes!"

Here's another one-

cut a few bananas into chunks, freeze them until solid, blend them in a blender and you have no dairy banana ice cream. Or you can just eat the frozen chunks and it still tastes like ice cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I peel mine.... all fourskins then take it out lay it down on a piece of bread and butter, squash it all over , then put another piece of bread and butter on top..... Then take a big bite !!!! Yum yum x

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"Here's a little recipe you might like. Blend a banana with an egg and fry spoonfuls to make pancakes!

Here's another one-

cut a few bananas into chunks, freeze them until solid, blend them in a blender and you have no dairy banana ice cream. Or you can just eat the frozen chunks and it still tastes like ice cream."

I forgot to say it works best with very ripe bananas and it's a great thing to do if you have a few that are on the turn as they keep for ages when frozen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's a little recipe you might like. Blend a banana with an egg and fry spoonfuls to make pancakes!

Here's another one-

cut a few bananas into chunks, freeze them until solid, blend them in a blender and you have no dairy banana ice cream. Or you can just eat the frozen chunks and it still tastes like ice cream.

I forgot to say it works best with very ripe bananas and it's a great thing to do if you have a few that are on the turn as they keep for ages when frozen "

I'm going to try this, thanks

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"Here's a little recipe you might like. Blend a banana with an egg and fry spoonfuls to make pancakes!

Here's another one-

cut a few bananas into chunks, freeze them until solid, blend them in a blender and you have no dairy banana ice cream. Or you can just eat the frozen chunks and it still tastes like ice cream.

I forgot to say it works best with very ripe bananas and it's a great thing to do if you have a few that are on the turn as they keep for ages when frozen

I'm going to try this, thanks "

Just don't blame me when you become addicted...I don't think you can eat too many bananas, but don't quote me on it!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Never make eye contact with another while eating a banana!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's a little recipe you might like. Blend a banana with an egg and fry spoonfuls to make pancakes!

Here's another one-

cut a few bananas into chunks, freeze them until solid, blend them in a blender and you have no dairy banana ice cream. Or you can just eat the frozen chunks and it still tastes like ice cream.

I forgot to say it works best with very ripe bananas and it's a great thing to do if you have a few that are on the turn as they keep for ages when frozen

I'm going to try this, thanks

Just don't blame me when you become addicted...I don't think you can eat too many bananas, but don't quote me on it! "

It's actually my desire to ban bananas from every country that can't grow them, so this way of eating them might save them ... For now!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

See, I like bananas, but don't like anything banana flavoured

Oh yeah, I peel mine to within 1/2" of the bottom and hold it between thumb & index finger

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

I'm going to try this, thanks

Just don't blame me when you become addicted...I don't think you can eat too many bananas, but don't quote me on it!

It's actually my desire to ban bananas from every country that can't grow them, so this way of eating them might save them ... For now!"

Why? Lots of people are able to eat because they grow bananas and we eat them.

I have seen bananas growing at Kew and the Eden Project. Will that save them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently bananas are easier to peel from the opposite end of the stalk. I peel it about a third of the way down. Take a bite then use my tongue sometimes and split it into three then suck slowly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Noooo you peel it half way! And when ultra bored the peeled bits you can split n make lots of thin bits! How many strips can you make!? "

..i think you have cheesestrings mixed up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a few folk are bored! Mush up a banana add milk, natural yoghurt, gloop of honey maybe some blu or strawbs

And blend it.

Sod off the pricey protein shakes...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BAANNAAANNNAAAAAA!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fvxqnQmahTA

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BAANNAAANNNAAAAAA!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fvxqnQmahTA"

Who on earth are those buggers??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BAANNAAANNNAAAAAA!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fvxqnQmahTA

Who on earth are those buggers??

"

Blasphemy!!

Go eat your socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BAANNAAANNNAAAAAA!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fvxqnQmahTA

Who on earth are those buggers??

"

They're minions!!

Tiny, short little yellow people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BAANNAAANNNAAAAAA!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fvxqnQmahTA

Who on earth are those buggers??

They're minions!!

Tiny, short little yellow people! "

Basically yellow versions of you pops - they also need Argos books and talk crap

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By *oundthebendMan
over a year ago

wales


"Half way down . See profile pic "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BAANNAAANNNAAAAAA!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fvxqnQmahTA

Who on earth are those buggers??

They're minions!!

Tiny, short little yellow people!

Basically yellow versions of you pops - they also need Argos books and talk crap "

I'm famous? And i didn't even know...your looking very close to a minion then in your profile pic. You just have a tail added.

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By *hinaManMan
over a year ago

Twickenham


"Apparently bananas are easier to peel from the opposite end of the stalk. I peel it about a third of the way down. Take a bite then use my tongue sometimes and split it into three then suck slowly. "

Yes this is so true! If you pinch the banana from the non-stalk end the end pretty much splits and it's really easy. Apparently monkeys do it this way....I should know being a cheeky monkey

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

According to an article in a paper the other day. Rubbing your teeth with the inside of a banana skin whitens them....

In another article a top athlete ate 17 a day when training...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I peel mine half way down. If I'm having them with crumpets I'll chop them up, add strawberries and drizzle with honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The inside of the skin is also good for using on household plant leaves, to make them shiny.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"The inside of the skin is also good for using on household plant leaves, to make them shiny."

You definitely need a hobby

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I peel mine.... all fourskins then take it out lay it down on a piece of bread and butter, squash it all over , then put another piece of bread and butter on top..... Then take a big bite !!!! Yum yum x "

I used to love a nana sarnie, sprinkled with sugar. Not had one in years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's a little recipe you might like. Blend a banana with an egg and fry spoonfuls to make pancakes!"

Oooo that sounds lovely I'll try that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a total peel and discard girl too

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

I scoff them quickly then go outside and lay the skin on the pavement for some unsuspecting pedestrian. Meanwhile I hide out of sight, armed with a swanee whistle and an old fashioned, brass car horn. When said pedestrian comes along and slips on the skin, I blow my swanee whistle as they fly up in the air, then parp the horn loudly as they hit the deck.

My getaway usually starts with a few steps of running on the spot, but I break into a sprint and evade capture as the victim grimaces and shakes their fist at me.

Please get in touch if you play piano as I am looking for someone to provide background music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I whisper as I peel.

One skin two skin three skin and four skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I peel mine.... all fourskins then take it out lay it down on a piece of bread and butter, squash it all over , then put another piece of bread and butter on top..... Then take a big bite !!!! Yum yum x

I used to love a nana sarnie, sprinkled with sugar. Not had one in years. "

If bananas have fourskins - can you circumcise them?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I slice mine and put lemon juice on it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I peel mine.... all fourskins then take it out lay it down on a piece of bread and butter, squash it all over , then put another piece of bread and butter on top..... Then take a big bite !!!! Yum yum x

I used to love a nana sarnie, sprinkled with sugar. Not had one in years.

If bananas have fourskins - can you circumcise them? "

Circumcision by teeth sounds painful !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I peel mine.... all fourskins then take it out lay it down on a piece of bread and butter, squash it all over , then put another piece of bread and butter on top..... Then take a big bite !!!! Yum yum x

I used to love a nana sarnie, sprinkled with sugar. Not had one in years.

If bananas have fourskins - can you circumcise them?

Circumcision by teeth sounds painful !"

You've met her too then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been a long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I peel mine.... all fourskins then take it out lay it down on a piece of bread and butter, squash it all over , then put another piece of bread and butter on top..... Then take a big bite !!!! Yum yum x

I used to love a nana sarnie, sprinkled with sugar. Not had one in years.

If bananas have fourskins - can you circumcise them?

Circumcision by teeth sounds painful !

You've met her too then? "

Funny fecker!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"BAANNAAANNNAAAAAA!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fvxqnQmahTA

Who on earth are those buggers??

They're minions!!

Tiny, short little yellow people!

Basically yellow versions of you pops - they also need Argos books and talk crap

I'm famous? And i didn't even know...your looking very close to a minion then in your profile pic. You just have a tail added.

"

How is it possible that you have little people in your life and you don't know the Minions?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I scoff them quickly then go outside and lay the skin on the pavement for some unsuspecting pedestrian. Meanwhile I hide out of sight, armed with a swanee whistle and an old fashioned, brass car horn. When said pedestrian comes along and slips on the skin, I blow my swanee whistle as they fly up in the air, then parp the horn loudly as they hit the deck.

My getaway usually starts with a few steps of running on the spot, but I break into a sprint and evade capture as the victim grimaces and shakes their fist at me.

Please get in touch if you play piano as I am looking for someone to provide background music."

I don't play piano but I am good at wandering around with an over-sized plank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I peel mine.... all fourskins then take it out lay it down on a piece of bread and butter, squash it all over , then put another piece of bread and butter on top..... Then take a big bite !!!! Yum yum x "

I do the same but on toast

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"It depends where I am eating the banana.

I always peel from the stalky bit that joins it to the rest of the hand. I bend the stalk until it breaks. Sometimes you have to use a fingernail to create a bend/break point. I then peel the skin away from the flesh in four strips creating the look of a flower with a phallus in the middle.

Now, if I am at home I will peel it all the way down to the bottom, discard the skin and eat the banana. If I am out I will peel it half-way down and eat to that point before peeling it further and eating the rest. I then discard the skin in a suitable receptacle.

Is that a clear enough answer or have I missed something?

big or little bites?

Big bites at home and small bites in public. For some reason a woman eating a banana in public seems to garner attention."

This is so true as I stopped taking bananas to work because the lads I work with used to see if it was bigger than the previous days and would sit and watch me eat it, no matter how lady like you try to be it still looks pervy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am a bit bored on my own - so decided to get myself a banana (i eat when i'm bored you see).

Just began peeling the banana, and sat here wondering.

How do you peel yours?

"

You always peel a banana from the bottom, not the stalk end, which is the top, its easier from the bottom.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think a few folk are bored! Mush up a banana add milk, natural yoghurt, gloop of honey maybe some blu or strawbs

And blend it.

Sod off the pricey protein shakes...!"

This recipe prepares you for a huge shag and for recovery afterwards... Black man's secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never make eye contact with another while eating a banana! "

Correction, ALWAYS make eye contact, especially male work colleagues. - and grin.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"I scoff them quickly then go outside and lay the skin on the pavement for some unsuspecting pedestrian. Meanwhile I hide out of sight, armed with a swanee whistle and an old fashioned, brass car horn. When said pedestrian comes along and slips on the skin, I blow my swanee whistle as they fly up in the air, then parp the horn loudly as they hit the deck.

My getaway usually starts with a few steps of running on the spot, but I break into a sprint and evade capture as the victim grimaces and shakes their fist at me.

Please get in touch if you play piano as I am looking for someone to provide background music.

I don't play piano but I am good at wandering around with an over-sized plank."

Wish I was...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've shoved a banana in the freezer here and at my sister's house because of this thread.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"How is it possible that you have little people in your life and you don't know the Minions?

"

I have adopted one, just the one mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, i tried doing the eye contact thing with a banana. Don't think it has the same effect on women lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..i've recently started peeling it all off and just having the banana in my hand (without the skin) - i'm so bad.

"

I do this

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