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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

On the t.v. this morning they said that people in Nottingham were able to Foster oldies for £224 per week ......

Any takers ? I don't like custard creams but at least im not incontinent.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Can I get away with just sitting you in the corner with some water and custard creams?

If not then it's really not worth my while.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Water ?

No! for £224 I think you have to see to my every whim 24/7 ...... snip really.

No sugar in mine ta x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Water ?

No! for £224 I think you have to see to my every whim 24/7 ...... snip really.

No sugar in mine ta x "

There really is no point unless I can turn a profit from this. As it is you will be using up space and oxygen. These things don't come for free you know. Maybe I can take you on if you do the cleaning and the ironing. I'd give you houseroom then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she wont do the cleaning I know lol and kids are out too ........... dogs are ok though

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Water ?

No! for £224 I think you have to see to my every whim 24/7 ...... snip really.

No sugar in mine ta x

There really is no point unless I can turn a profit from this. As it is you will be using up space and oxygen. These things don't come for free you know. Maybe I can take you on if you do the cleaning and the ironing. I'd give you houseroom then.

"

Lickety, you are missing the finer points of the deal.

I do not WORK for you.

You cater for me and the council keep you in the princely sum of £31 per day. Now come on ... that's not to be sniffed at ..... neither are incontinence pads.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Water ?

No! for £224 I think you have to see to my every whim 24/7 ...... snip really.

No sugar in mine ta x

There really is no point unless I can turn a profit from this. As it is you will be using up space and oxygen. These things don't come for free you know. Maybe I can take you on if you do the cleaning and the ironing. I'd give you houseroom then.

Lickety, you are missing the finer points of the deal.

I do not WORK for you.

You cater for me and the council keep you in the princely sum of £31 per day. Now come on ... that's not to be sniffed at ..... neither are incontinence pads. "

No dear, you're getting confused. This is like the old poor house days, you remember them don't you Granny?

A payment is made to keep you away from the general population and to stop you being a nuisance. In exchange your keeper gives you work to do to keep you occupied and so that they can turn a profit.

"They" tell you that you will be looked after. You will be but you need to earn your custard creams. All I need is you to stay alive until I have paid for the Lamborghini.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny got a far better offer here !!!! lol but she turned it down .... she holding out for more you know

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Granny got a far better offer here !!!! lol but she turned it down .... she holding out for more you know "

She turned down your offer and is touting herself on the forum? Hmmm. Well, I've said I'll take her. If she's lying about being continent then the deal is off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Granny got a far better offer here !!!! lol but she turned it down .... she holding out for more you know

She turned down your offer and is touting herself on the forum? Hmmm. Well, I've said I'll take her. If she's lying about being continent then the deal is off.

"

wot I posted sounded like Oliver lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Granny got a far better offer here !!!! lol but she turned it down .... she holding out for more you know

She turned down your offer and is touting herself on the forum? Hmmm. Well, I've said I'll take her. If she's lying about being continent then the deal is off.

wot I posted sounded like Oliver lol "

Are you asking for more again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Granny got a far better offer here !!!! lol but she turned it down .... she holding out for more you know

She turned down your offer and is touting herself on the forum? Hmmm. Well, I've said I'll take her. If she's lying about being continent then the deal is off.

wot I posted sounded like Oliver lol

Are you asking for more again?

"

it was Granny who was holding out for more and what could I possibly ask for more of?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't think an old person would take up much room.

Everyone on here should go and foster one now.

Instant Grandad for your front window.

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