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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was sat in the bath with my big toe up the tap hole looking at all my really shitty shampoos.

Is there seriously a single idiot who puts and/or would put "Head and Shoulders" on their fucking shoulders?

...or am I missing the point by putting it on my HEAD?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long, shoulder length hair?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I wouldn't put it on my head either. Gives ya bloody dandruff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe some have Dandruff From their shoulders

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why have you got a lot of shampoos.

H and S... Marketing so.you are head and shoulders above the rest...

It lifts colours though, apparently.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I wouldn't put it on my head either. Gives ya bloody dandruff "

Is that what dandruff shampoo is for?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I wouldn't put it on my head either. Gives ya bloody dandruff "

You know that is so true, I bought some for me eldest son and it made his worse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe some have Dandruff From their shoulders"

ewwwww

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It wrecks your hair I know that much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hunch Back of Norte Dame would get confused - he has no neck - so his shoulders merge into his head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am concerned that you have lots of Shitty Shampoos..How many Shitty heads do you have ? That and your Tap hole fetish could get you help under the NHS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why have you got a lot of shampoos.

"

Cos I'm an inner bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men have hairy shoulders, I don't think yours are hairy though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why have you got a lot of shampoos.

H and S... Marketing so.you are head and shoulders above the rest...

It lifts colours though, apparently."

Is that what MJ used?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose it depends how hairy your shoulders are

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Do you really need it explaining? *Taps foot*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you herd the one about the irish shampoo baron ? ?... Tim O'tay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you really need it explaining? *Taps foot* "

what does taps foot actually mean?...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Do you really need it explaining? *Taps foot*

what does taps foot actually mean?... "
Make like a Teapot.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you really need it explaining? *Taps foot*

what does taps foot actually mean?... Make like a Teapot..... "

"Make like a tree Mcfly"...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Do you really need it explaining? *Taps foot*

what does taps foot actually mean?... Make like a Teapot.....

"Make like a tree Mcfly"... "
Make like a shithead....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I wouldn't put it on my head either. Gives ya bloody dandruff

Is that what dandruff shampoo is for?"

I used to think shampoo for red hair actually gave you red hair, when I was a lad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you really need it explaining? *Taps foot*

what does taps foot actually mean?... Make like a Teapot.....

"Make like a tree Mcfly"... Make like a shithead.... "

Ya you're still such an awesome b.i.t.c.h femme

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven

Because normally you can see dandruff on your head and your shoulders.

Think I remember the original advert

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Do you really need it explaining? *Taps foot*

what does taps foot actually mean?... Make like a Teapot.....

"Make like a tree Mcfly"... Make like a shithead....

Ya you're still such an awesome b.i.t.c.h femme "
Its great to be appreciated

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven

Think its the advert where a beautiful woman has dandruff on her shoulders etc and never gets a date and all her workmates distance from her.

Or it could have been a guy, same story

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you really need it explaining? *Taps foot*

what does taps foot actually mean?... Make like a Teapot.....

"Make like a tree Mcfly"... Make like a shithead....

Ya you're still such an awesome b.i.t.c.h femme Its great to be appreciated "

in a good way though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you really need it explaining? *Taps foot*

what does taps foot actually mean?... Make like a Teapot.....

"Make like a tree Mcfly"... Make like a shithead.... "

Hence the shitty shampoos

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I was sat in the bath with my big toe up the tap hole looking at all my really shitty shampoos.

Is there seriously a single idiot who puts and/or would put "Head and Shoulders" on their fucking shoulders?

...or am I missing the point by putting it on my HEAD?... "

As it's an anti-dandruff shampoo you put it on your head to avoid ending up with dandruff on your shoulders. Thought everyone knew that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all about Tresemme.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

"Make like a tree Mcfly"... Make like a shithead....

Hence the shitty shampoos "

oh you pop up...who asked you anyway?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most I'd spend is £1.10 on a shampoo

Or pan-ten in a London accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

"Make like a tree Mcfly"... Make like a shithead....

Hence the shitty shampoos

oh you pop up...who asked you anyway?.... "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Thumper, get Happy Hair shampoo. It makes your hair happy.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Until I had wacky colours put in my hair, my shampoo was really really purple. It makes blonde hair blonder, (well, less brassy anyway).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It wrecks your hair I know that much "

It happened to me!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It wrecks your hair I know that much

It happened to me! "

But do you have dandruff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It wrecks your hair I know that much

It happened to me!

But do you have dandruff?"

Yes

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It wrecks your hair I know that much

It happened to me!

But do you have dandruff?

Yes "

I wonder if that's because he stopped using it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It wrecks your hair I know that much

It happened to me!

But do you have dandruff?

Yes

I wonder if that's because he stopped using it?"

He can't use it any more - the bald patches are spreading and he's running out of 'hair space' to foam up the shampoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It wrecks your hair I know that much

It happened to me!

But do you have dandruff?

Yes

I wonder if that's because he stopped using it?

He can't use it any more - the bald patches are spreading and he's running out of 'hair space' to foam up the shampoo "

You can go off people you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It wrecks your hair I know that much

It happened to me!

But do you have dandruff?

Yes

I wonder if that's because he stopped using it?

He can't use it any more - the bald patches are spreading and he's running out of 'hair space' to foam up the shampoo

You can go off people you know! "

You can fall out of bed into your car you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't put it on my head either. Gives ya bloody dandruff

Is that what dandruff shampoo is for?

I used to think shampoo for red hair actually gave you red hair, when I was a lad "

When you was a lad they only made one sort of shampoo

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I wouldn't put it on my head either. Gives ya bloody dandruff

Is that what dandruff shampoo is for?

I used to think shampoo for red hair actually gave you red hair, when I was a lad

When you was a lad they only made one sort of shampoo "

What's this, bash Ryan day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What's this, bash Ryan day "

Me next, me next - I want a bash on Ryan

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I wouldn't put it on my head either. Gives ya bloody dandruff

Is that what dandruff shampoo is for?

I used to think shampoo for red hair actually gave you red hair, when I was a lad

When you was a lad they only made one sort of shampoo

What's this, bash Ryan day "

Please, please, please may I have a go? Assume the position, Ryan. My sort of bashing should leave a smile on your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't put it on my head either. Gives ya bloody dandruff

Is that what dandruff shampoo is for?

I used to think shampoo for red hair actually gave you red hair, when I was a lad "

You wish!

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