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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I always thought that people who said "my wife moans when she's on her back all the time - 'have you seen the state of that ceiling!' etc etc" was an urban myth...... But it's no myth I tell ya... Siren said it tonight!!!

I'm gutted!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always thought that people who said "my wife moans when she's on her back all the time - 'have you seen the state of that ceiling!' etc etc" was an urban myth...... But it's no myth I tell ya... Siren said it tonight!!!

I'm gutted!! "

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always thought that people who said "my wife moans when she's on her back all the time - 'have you seen the state of that ceiling!' etc etc" was an urban myth...... But it's no myth I tell ya... Siren said it tonight!!!

I'm gutted!! "

Why? Did you paint it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always thought that people who said "my wife moans when she's on her back all the time - 'have you seen the state of that ceiling!' etc etc" was an urban myth...... But it's no myth I tell ya... Siren said it tonight!!!

I'm gutted!!

Why? Did you paint it ? "

No lol, the plastering is cracking up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always thought that people who said "my wife moans when she's on her back all the time - 'have you seen the state of that ceiling!' etc etc" was an urban myth...... But it's no myth I tell ya... Siren said it tonight!!!

I'm gutted!!

Why? Did you paint it ?

No lol, the plastering is cracking up. "

It could have been worse wishy, siren could have quoted you the exact number of artex ridges lol .... she didn't did she?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always thought that people who said "my wife moans when she's on her back all the time - 'have you seen the state of that ceiling!' etc etc" was an urban myth...... But it's no myth I tell ya... Siren said it tonight!!!

I'm gutted!!

Why? Did you paint it ?

No lol, the plastering is cracking up.

It could have been worse wishy, siren could have quoted you the exact number of artex ridges lol .... she didn't did she? "

No, she was just lying on her back, naked, looking at the celing from a different angle. I was all set to pounce on her when she came out with her immortal line. I shrank back to the bathroom and locked the door. Fuck painting & plastering on Easter Weekend, can't stand doing it at the best of times!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always thought that people who said "my wife moans when she's on her back all the time - 'have you seen the state of that ceiling!' etc etc" was an urban myth...... But it's no myth I tell ya... Siren said it tonight!!!

I'm gutted!!

Why? Did you paint it ?

No lol, the plastering is cracking up.

It could have been worse wishy, siren could have quoted you the exact number of artex ridges lol .... she didn't did she?

No, she was just lying on her back, naked, looking at the celing from a different angle. I was all set to pounce on her when she came out with her immortal line. I shrank back to the bathroom and locked the door. Fuck painting & plastering on Easter Weekend, can't stand doing it at the best of times!! "

You get yourself down B&Q this minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recommend doggy style in future!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recommend doggy style in future! "

No point Laine .... it would be the walls need painting then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recommend doggy style in future!

No point Laine .... it would be the walls need painting then lol"

lmao! head down in the bed and hold on when she bucks like f**k for wishy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recommend doggy style in future!

No point Laine .... it would be the walls need painting then lol

lmao! head down in the bed and hold on when she bucks like f**k for wishy! "

Do you think it could be wishy's technique? .... poor siren

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By *icknDeeCouple
over a year ago

hartlepool

Maybe time to put that blindfold to good use?

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By *ishful.thinkingWoman
over a year ago

east london


"Maybe time to put that blindfold to good use?"

Gag as well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe time to put that blindfold to good use?

Gag as well?"

I've suggested that but 'fook off wierdo' was her reply to that!

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire


"I recommend doggy style in future! "

Yes, but leave the TV on, then you can pay her back by wincing when the opposition score on Match of the Day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women, you should try putting on trainers with laces, lots of wiggling and hmmm and ahhs, make the bloke thing he is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could have been worse you could have been midway through and she announced it.

last time i did it bloke took almighty huff!! xx

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By *lexaWoman
over a year ago

southampton

Hi, I only moan about stuff like that when I'm on my back with my husband on top lol xx

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I always thought that people who said "my wife moans when she's on her back all the time - 'have you seen the state of that ceiling!' etc etc" was an urban myth...... But it's no myth I tell ya... Siren said it tonight!!!

I'm gutted!! "
just do it when shes sleeping.no need for her to be awake as well.problem solved.

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