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RUMPOLOGY yes Bottom Reading.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rumpology or "Bottom Reading" is a pseudoscience akin to physiognomy, performed by examining crevices, dimples, warts, moles and folds of a person's buttocks in much the same way a chirologist would read the palm of the hand. Its on tomorrows This Morning show ... So if I was reading your bum whats it like .? Maybe when a man say ooo I love bums and looking he is reading it like your hand.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Would this make you 'She who must be obeyed?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey game..........

I wouldnt ever subject anyone to THAT amount of reading.....there would be no time for shagging

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would this make you 'She who must be obeyed?' "
yes I had a go at hands now be looking into bums ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey game..........

I wouldnt ever subject anyone to THAT amount of reading.....there would be no time for shagging "
New in thing but reading .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rumpology should only be attempted while drinking copulous amounts of Baileys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ancient rump reading was done when the seeker covered his or her derriere (rump, butt) with HENNA dye (a brown- orange dye made from plant fibers) and sat on a medium (such as papyrus) to leave a impression, much like a fingerprint, palm, or foot print. Such prints are highly individualistic, as no two people share the same markings. ........... see we live and learn .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

According to blind German clairvoyant and rumpologist Ulf Beck, apple-shaped, muscular bottom indicates someone who is charismatic, dynamic, very confident and often creative. A person who enjoys life. A pear-shaped bottom suggests someone very steadfast, patient and down-to-earth. The British rumpologist Sam Amos also uses shape to diagnose personality, and claims that "A round bottom indicates the person is open, happy and optimistic in life. However, a flat bottom suggests the person is rather vain and is negative . ... After reading this can see why some with flat bums going for the but inplants now.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Ancient rump reading was done when the seeker covered his or her derriere (rump, butt) with HENNA dye (a brown- orange dye made from plant fibers) and sat on a medium (such as papyrus) to leave a impression, much like a fingerprint, palm, or foot print. Such prints are highly individualistic, as no two people share the same markings. ........... see we live and learn . "

Much as people do now by sitting on the photocopier.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ancient rump reading was done when the seeker covered his or her derriere (rump, butt) with HENNA dye (a brown- orange dye made from plant fibers) and sat on a medium (such as papyrus) to leave a impression, much like a fingerprint, palm, or foot print. Such prints are highly individualistic, as no two people share the same markings. ........... see we live and learn .

Much as people do now by sitting on the photocopier."
You maybe on to something can you people do that and send , lol xxxx I need to look into this bum reading .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now coming on This Morning show , may help us read each other .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw this on This Morning and I wasnt overly convinced that you can tell the future by reading someones backside in much the same way that fortune tellers read palms.

Though maybe some of it rings true - I think many people, after viewing my backside, could deduce that Im not a keen exercise fanatic

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

London/Suffolk

I'm off to study various posters backside pics and will report back shortly...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw this on This Morning and I wasnt overly convinced that you can tell the future by reading someones backside in much the same way that fortune tellers read palms.

Though maybe some of it rings true - I think many people, after viewing my backside, could deduce that Im not a keen exercise fanatic "
well I am keeping an open mind on butts , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats it called for reading cocks.??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whats it called for reading cocks.??"
I think we could think of a name , lol

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