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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There was a fish....

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

and I ate it for my tea.

The end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well - that's the fish sorted!

Who fancies a shag?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and I ate it for my tea.

The end"

You fecker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But a bone caught in their throat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well - that's the fish sorted!

Who fancies a shag? "

Me! It's been so long I have to start threads about fish to get my kicks

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

No you smell of fish!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But a bone caught in their throat"

That's karma

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"

You fecker! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well - that's the fish sorted!

Who fancies a shag?

Me! It's been so long I have to start threads about fish to get my kicks "

Is London really that bad these days?

*cancels trip down for fear of turning into a nun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No you smell of fish!

"

Who? Me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well - that's the fish sorted!

Who fancies a shag?

Me! It's been so long I have to start threads about fish to get my kicks

Is London really that bad these days?

*cancels trip down for fear of turning into a nun! "

Like that will ever happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well - that's the fish sorted!

Who fancies a shag?

Me! It's been so long I have to start threads about fish to get my kicks

Is London really that bad these days?

*cancels trip down for fear of turning into a nun!

Like that will ever happen! "

It's true - I read it on the internet!

You can go 'nun' simply by being in close proximity to people who haven't had sex in ages!

It's highly contagious!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in London and fancy a shag

Just sayin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well - that's the fish sorted!

Who fancies a shag?

Me! It's been so long I have to start threads about fish to get my kicks

Is London really that bad these days?

*cancels trip down for fear of turning into a nun!

Like that will ever happen!

It's true - I read it on the internet!

You can go 'nun' simply by being in close proximity to people who haven't had sex in ages!

It's highly contagious!! "

Any excuse not to meet me. It's ok, I can take a hint

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"There was a fish.... "

in the percolator...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well - that's the fish sorted!

Who fancies a shag?

Me! It's been so long I have to start threads about fish to get my kicks

Is London really that bad these days?

*cancels trip down for fear of turning into a nun!

Like that will ever happen!

It's true - I read it on the internet!

You can go 'nun' simply by being in close proximity to people who haven't had sex in ages!

It's highly contagious!!

Any excuse not to meet me. It's ok, I can take a hint "

I'll see if there's a vaccination available!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well - that's the fish sorted!

Who fancies a shag?

Me! It's been so long I have to start threads about fish to get my kicks

Is London really that bad these days?

*cancels trip down for fear of turning into a nun!

Like that will ever happen!

It's true - I read it on the internet!

You can go 'nun' simply by being in close proximity to people who haven't had sex in ages!

It's highly contagious!!

Any excuse not to meet me. It's ok, I can take a hint

I'll see if there's a vaccination available! "

I'll happily jab you in the arse

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"

You fecker!

"


""No you smell of fish!

"

Who? Me? "

I dont know...

Do you eat fish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well - that's the fish sorted!

Who fancies a shag?

Me! It's been so long I have to start threads about fish to get my kicks

Is London really that bad these days?

*cancels trip down for fear of turning into a nun!

Like that will ever happen!

It's true - I read it on the internet!

You can go 'nun' simply by being in close proximity to people who haven't had sex in ages!

It's highly contagious!!

Any excuse not to meet me. It's ok, I can take a hint

I'll see if there's a vaccination available!

I'll happily jab you in the arse"

Kinky fucker!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

You fecker!

"No you smell of fish!

"

Who? Me?

I dont know...

Do you eat fish?

"

Yeah but I don't smell of it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well - that's the fish sorted!

Who fancies a shag?

Me! It's been so long I have to start threads about fish to get my kicks

Is London really that bad these days?

*cancels trip down for fear of turning into a nun!

Like that will ever happen!

It's true - I read it on the internet!

You can go 'nun' simply by being in close proximity to people who haven't had sex in ages!

It's highly contagious!!

Any excuse not to meet me. It's ok, I can take a hint

I'll see if there's a vaccination available!

I'll happily jab you in the arse

Kinky fucker! "

Takes one to know one

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Thought this was about Beckams auto biography

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I read Obi turning into a nun in an entirely different way.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"

You fecker!

"No you smell of fish!

"

Who? Me?

I dont know...

Do you eat fish?

Yeah but I don't smell of it lol"

The joy of good dental hygiene!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read Obi turning into a nun in an entirely different way.

"

He should be so lucky!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

You fecker!

"No you smell of fish!

"

Who? Me?

I dont know...

Do you eat fish?

Yeah but I don't smell of it lol

The joy of good dental hygiene! "

---toothy grin

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